*Random Encounters intro*
[POP]
Nate: You guys focus on getting inside.
I'll handle Springtrap.
*Nate typing*
*BB's jam*
*BB sounds*
Balloon Boy: Hi!
*BB Fails: 1*
*BB Fails: 2*
*BB Fails: 3* Peter (offscreen): Ouf!
[Pathetic whirring]
*BB Fails: 4* AJ (offscreen): Wow, really?
Peter: Go, Balloon Boy!
AJ (Laughing): This thing sucks!
*BB Fails: 5* AJ: Aw...
*BB Fails: 6* AJ: Aw!
*Springtrap destroying Marionette's home* Peter: Forward...
*BB Fails: 7* Peter: AJ...
[Whirring]
*BB Fails: 8*
[Laughing in the background]
Peter: That thing's a piece a' sh*t
*BB Fails: 9* Peter: Ow...
*BB Fails: 10* Peter: He needs to stop.
Sparrow: That was a light tap and then you zoom. (Background)
*AJ (as Springtrap) laughing*
Peter: Nice face...
AJ: So, I would like to apologize to Balloon Boy fans
AJ: [Slight laugh] Because what you're about to see
Will be graphic, intense and may disturb some viewers.
*AJ beating the sh*t out of BB*
(Rest in Pieces) BB, 2016-2016
AJ: I'm sorry, Balloon Boy!
[More violence towards robotic BB and grunting]
Sh*t
AJ: Will you talk?! Talk, darn you! [Peter laughing in the background]
AJ: Oh, it hurts me as much as it hurts him, I think. [Background giggles from Peter]
(Nate: There's some glass, I think. AJ: Think he's beaten up enough or you think he needs more?
Nate: Noooo. I thi-- I think he's suffered enough.
Nate: That looks pretty bad... [More violence with Peter shouting "Geez!"in the back]
AJ: How 'bout that? [chuckle in the background]
Nate: I think he's paid his dues now.
AJ: Okay...This was Balloon Boy every- [slight chuckle] body.
Mark: Ah! Oh! [Trips into wall]
Peter, (offscreen): Well, this is awkward.
AJ (as Springtrap) : Hi, are you...yeah
Peter (offscreen): Uh...so...no! Actually.
AJ (as Springtrap): Agghhh! I'll get you... I'll get you, you cat! Bah!
Peter (offscreen): He's twerking.
AJ (as Springtrap): [Heavy breathing] [Laughs] I can't twerk.
Nate: We should- Wait, what?
[Off-screen laughing]
AJ: I burped [Laughs]
AJ, Off-Screen: I know, it was like BURR!
Peter, Off-Screen: I was trying to hold it in...and, I couldn't.
Nate: [To AJ] That looked like a no.
Peter, Off-Screen: It was a no, just towards me.
Off-Screen, AJ: Alright.
Mark: A gruesome death? Uh, 25 to life...in a prison with a cellmate named Buffalo Bill? Huh?
Mark: [Whine] Wooden lines! Bad reading! Poor acting! [Peter, off-screen laughing] Sha-uhh!
AJ: Those are my favorite---[pause] those are my favorite things.
AJ: Alright, I'm rolling let's try...
Mark: Good?
AJ: [Chuckle] Yeah, that's perfect, that's exactly...
Mark: Making you sick again?
*Foxy is hungry*
AJ (offscreen): Here we go!
AJ (offscreen): Uh, sound?
Off-Screen, Sound Person: Uhh... Speedy!
??????????: Meow
*AJ (as Chica) mimics ??????????*
AJ (as Chica): AH!!! He's running this way!!!
Hurry up!!! Here he comes!!!
AJ: Woah!
[Falls back] WAH!
Freddy: There has to be something better than that!
Nate: There isn't, motherf*cker.
Freddy: Aw...
[Off-Screen, Laughing] Mark: Aw... Why did we come here then?
[Everyone is laughing]
Mark: We were safe at home!
Mark (Singing): Somewhere- *Fails to sing along correctly*
Mark (Singing): Something tells me we're all gonna be...
Mark (Overly dramatic): DEAD! *Falls over and AJ laughs, off-screen*
Mark (Singing): Something tells me we're all gonna be...
Mark (Overly dramatic): DEAD! *Jazz hands, and then there is off-screen laughter*
*Laughter*
Off-Screen Voice: Alright.
...
......
.........
Mark (Shaky): Action?
(Everyone is laughing) Mark: Just, alright.
Nate: So what was the point of all of this?
Mark (Deep voice): WAAAIIIIIIT...
Nate: SH*T
Mark: Cut occasionally to me like this-- Just, straddling the couch. (Light off-screen laughter)
AJ, off-screen: Oh, yeah.
Mark [To Nate]: I killed a guy... He was just sweeping the floor.
Nate to Phone Guy: Who are you?
Matthew: I'm your employer, Nate.
Matthew: I go by many names.
Matthew: Mat- Nope, try that again.
Matthew (Off-screen laughter): MatPat, being the primary one.
Matthew: Yeah, actually, it is.
Matthew: That one is my favorite! *Stabs AJ*
AJ: *Terrible fake death scene and made a weird sound effect* You dropped your head!
Matthew: No!!! Why, yes!
Matthew: (Stabs AJ) Yes, yes it is.
Matthew: That one's my favorite. *AJ pretends to be suffering, but fails*
Peter (off-screen): Rip it out
Matthew and AJ: *Unintelligible sounds*
AJ: *More sounds* AHHH! Death!
AJ: That's me dying!
Matthew: My impulse was to kiss your nose,
Matthew: while I was killing you.
*AJ Claps* Matthew: Aw, that's sweet. *Killing sounds*
..........
*Everyone is laughing*
Matthew: Are you ready?
AJ: I think so.
AJ: (Laughing) I trust you. It's on you, dude.
*Laughter* (AJ: You're gonna saw through me.)
Matthew: true story.
AJ: Alright, ready?
Matthew: Keep your arm out.
*Matthew brutally murders AJ... Again*
Matthew: Some1 was supposed to UNPLUG IT!
Matthew: WHY DIDN'T THEY UNPLUG IT?
*Laughing, and some clapping*
Matthew: SH*T
Mark: Not all of them.
(Everyone is laughing)
Matthew: Okay, you ready?
Nate: Yup.
Peter: Here we go!
Peter: That's not good. (Laughter)
Peter: And, action!
*Loud thudding*
*Late reaction*
*Laughter*
Freddy, unenthusiastically: Leave them alone! This is MY restaurant!
Matthew: *Unintelligible sounds*
*Laughter* Peter (offscreen): Aye!
Matthew: (Chuckles) You know, I should probably thank you, Mark.
D*mn it, I said 'probably,' d*mn it, d*mn it, okay
*Weird sounds*
Peter (offscreen): I'm kidding... Sorry.
*Laughter*
AJ (offscreen): He was like 'Ah! Keep going!'
Matthew: I was like, am I acting against you now? Okay.
Matthew: They just wanna...
Matthew: D*mn it *Laughter*
Matthew: They just want ta'...
Matthew: F*ck *Laughter*
Off-screen voice: Are you actually gonna-- Matthew: Oh, hey!
AJ: Not with this thing, but we will cut it off, put it back on, and then--
Disturbed Sparrow: OH EW! OH, what's going on??
AJ (off-screen): This is like 'Clash of the Titans.'
*Laughter*
AJ (off-screen): Alright, that's enough.
AJ (off-screen): I'm getting sickened.
*Laughter*
Matthew talking to AJ, who is off screen
Nate, off-screen: Eh, should probably override the door controls...
*Silence*
*Markipunch*
*Loud thud*
Nate: Eh, should probably override the door controls...
*Mark steps to the side, trying to be cool*
*Mark rips it off the wall, loudly*
*Fidgeting with the controls*
Mark: It slipped...
*Laughter*
*Background music continues to play*
..........
*WTF MARK?*
AJ (offscreen): Action!
*Silence*
*Mark gives Matthew, who is burning, the finger*
*Laughter*
*The walls is being destroyed with a loud, electric saw*
*Matthew kicks the wall loudly*
*Continues to destroy the set*
*He's stillllll goin'*
Matthew: Here's FREDDY!!!
Matthew: *Maniacal laughter*
*Deep breathing*
*Laughter*
AJ: Cut!
*Clapping* AJ: Wow...
*Clapping*
*Clapping and laughing*
*Laughing and clapping over talking*
*Laughing and an unintelligible conversation*
Freddy (voice actor): Tha' was f*cking awesome!
AJ (off-screen): That was fantastic. Mark: I could feel the murder in his eyes.
*Laughter*
Peter (off-screen): Well, we just shot the end of Night 5.
*Laughter and cheering*
Several people in unison: Wow! AJ: Not sure if I was ready for that.
Mark: Alright, this is for all of you fangirls out there. (YES)
*Mark grunting*
*More grunting*
*Less grunting*
*Grunting*
Mark: It already says it's almost empty.
*Laughter* AJ: Wow.
*Grunting*
Mark: Peeewwww!
*Laughter*
*Weird sounds*
From various people: Uh-oh. Off-screen voice: It's okay. We all have those problems.
*Mark reading what the extinguisher has in it*
Mark: Nuisance dust. *Laughter* Literally, the name of it.
Mark: Irritant.
*Laughter*
Mark: This is some bad sh*t, man
AJ: And we all just breathed it, cool. Mark: it's not empty, yet, so.
AJ: Oh, we've gotta empty that out.
AJ: 'Cause I don't want him squeezing it out on set and just having it-- *Off-screen voice*
AJ:--And having it eject that all over everyone. *Laughter*
Nate: Nate is credit to team!
*Weird sounds and laughter*
AJ: That's a very professional stance you have.
Nate: WHOOO!!!
Nate: This is really... Not as fun as it looks.
*Off-screen voices* AJ: It looks pretty fun!
Off-screen voice: Nate finished early
AJ: Yeah... Is that it? *Off-screen voices*
AJ: Cool!
AJ: We did it? Off-screen voice: We did it.
AJ: Hooray! Congratulations, everybody! We used it all up!
Nate: Good, some team effort.
*RE outro*