ladies and gentlemen boys and girls moms and dads and kids of all ages like I need to tell
you once again it's time for an installment of something we call stupid human tricks now
little games little stunts little things that these people have taught themselves
to do remember ladies and gentlemen this is only an exhibition this is
not a competition please I beseech you I'm begging you as always no wagering here we go
do me a favor folks say hello to Chandra blessy Chandra come on out
hi Chandra how are you pretty good nice to have you with us where are you from Sandra Bennington
Nebraska I'm sorry what town Bennington Nebraska Bennington Nebraska what do you do in Nebraska
Farm you're actually you live and work on a farm well we don't live on a farm but we have
an acreage so it's the same thing and you yourself help out on the farm or you do something else I
the garden real it's a really big garden and is that what you
do professionally no what do you do professionally
um well you like to sing yeah yes well yeah wait do you like to sing something for us now no
no or my luck couldn't be running any better tonight could it Chandra you have a little
something a little stupid human trick you're gonna do for us tonight yeah yeah tell the folks what it
is look my tongue behind my tonsils because it's really long and it's like I swallow my tongue
do we want to do we do we want to see that actually
is it are you in any danger of passing out any blacking out shall I hold your ankles any of that
should we have compresses standing by no
no all right now can we just take a look at your tongue regularly
we are doomed as a civilization all right Sean do you want like a drum roll or music or anything
okay all right go ahead all right here we go she's gonna stick her tongue behind her
tonsils by the way how come you haven't had your tonsils taken out then you couldn't do
the trick could you no and you wouldn't win free beers and bars then would you
have a kid you're just a kid well no wonder you don't have like a big time job you're
still in school aren't you yes yeah where do you go to school Bennington High School
Bennington High School are you getting good grades yeah well congratulations what are
you doing for the summer I'm working really hard oh yeah this is where we came in Back
In The Garden Savannah I just I just don't know when I'm well off do I actually huh I work in a
nursery and garden center good for you all right I'll be standing by with some clamps
if anything goes wrong here we go you're gonna stick her tongue behind her tonsils
foreign
you don't you don't need a job let's take a look at that in slow motion instant replay
here we go there's the tongue packing it away and Kaboom thank you Sandra
good luck in high school nice to meet you thanks for coming cute as this is
here wasn't you nice from Nebraska now see that's normal American Behavior uh ladies and gentlemen
now coming to the stage Angie Larson and her son Taylor folks come on out and say hello
how do you do Angie nice to see you nice to meet you hi Tanner Taylor welcome to the show
where are you guys from Cahokia Illinois Cahokia Illinois what part of the state is that
no way you guys can't be from where is Cahokia it's five minutes from the Arch
in St Louis oh so you're right there near the river right on the in Western Illinois
you know Taylor we just had a girl out here who has no tongue honest to gosh has no tone
typical viewer response uh Angie you and your son by the way he's a handsome boy is
he uh you have a big family your only child my only child well you've done a nice job
with him all right is this your first time in New York yes are you enjoying New York Taylor
um we haven't seen much you haven't seen much well get out and have a chance to
see the city it's beautiful you know yeah I like those shoes those are some shoes Taylor
thank you
I know the kid just don't care you guys are going to do a little you have like a little
thing you've worked up together as mom and son no just Taylor Just Taylor okay what
will Taylor do for us he is going to sneeze on command I bet he doesn't I hope he does
not the way I'm hoping he does uh all right do we need like a q do you want a drum roll
or a music or something no but it would be nice if everybody could not laugh until he's
done oh they won't have a problem with that tonight if he Giggles he can't do
it he's a handsome boy you're a handsome boy Taylor you're a handsome looking kid
's just love me don't they
she was nine months oh is that right yeah
Taylor has a long difficult life ahead of him all right okay here we go all right Taylor
okay ready you sneeze okay watch can you see yourself over there right there
right there right straight ahead go ahead go ahead go ahead it's okay you wanna look at Mommy
go ahead
go ahead look at mine
go ahead you're doing good
there we have that's for you it's the spoon and straw there you go
and the copy of John Denver's new CD there you are thank you Angie pleasure meeting
you have a beautiful son here thank you thank you Taylor nice job buddy
foreign I love it when the young kids are thrilled by being on the show uh Brian bitlick Mr Brian
bitler come on in here hi Brian how are you great Welcome to The Late Show Brian thank
you how are you awesome where are you from Brian Minneapolis Minnesota Minneapolis Minnesota great
great City I've been to Minneapolis several times in my life always had a lovely time do
you enjoy being up there uh yes uh not much to do around there watch the loser twins I guess
how long how long have you worked for the Chamber of Commerce Brian how old a guy are you just to
get your uh so you're 70 oh did you see that 17 year old girl from Nebraska what do you think
I think we've made a love connection all right now Brian what are you gonna do for us tonight
I'm going to bite the top off of this pop can there you go bite right through the aluminum
you know it is that safe uh maybe how did you do this the first time when did you decide you
could bite right through the aluminum well I was on a trip to South Dakota and that's not the most
exciting drive in the world so Mom and Dad just turned you loose in the back with a sack of cans
there you go Brian amuse yourself he's gonna bite bite right through the can here we go Anton
hurry up Ryan we're getting thirsty
Ryan beitelick from Minneapolis here we go slow motion instant replay
are you all right nice job Brian nice meeting have a good trip back
to Minneapolis there you go there's our stupid human tricks they have to
pause for another commercial we'll be back with Alan King