Tell everybody what Bumble Bizz is.
Bumble Bizz is an app, and it's an app
that you can go to to match with somebody that you're
looking for to be a part of your organization, your team.
I'm hiring an assistant, so it's the perfect place for me to go.
And what really surprised me was there's no fee.
And they're vetted.
They're all vetted ahead of time.
They're all vetted, and it's a really wonderful,
wonderful company that I'm really
proud to be a part of this.
Bumble Bizz, all right.
So I am going--
Yeah, it's really, really, really great.
I'm going to give you my resume.
And then--
Oh, your resume?
This is my resume.
And--
Ellen Lee?
Yeah, that's my name.
Oh, that's so cute.
Yeah, thank you.
That's your real name?
Yeah, Ellen Lee Degeneres.
Oh, OK.
All right.
All right, here comes the desk.
Oh, very busy.
All right, so you have my resume.
Now I'm going to ask you some questions,
because really, it has to be right for me, too.
Is there any questions about my resume that you have?
Wait, "to get paid the most, while simultaneously doing
the least"?
Yeah.
What?
Daytime Emmys, 59?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah!
That's so amazing!
And People's Choice Awards, 20?
"I'm the most decorated People's Choice Award winner
in the 43 year history--"
Listen, you're going to want me.
I need to know if I want you.
Now listen.
That's my resume, but let me ask you some questions.
And you hosted the Oscars twice?
Yeah.
You don't need a job.
No, I-- Everybody always wants--
You don't need a job, either, but you keep working.
OK.
Yeah, you're right.
I mean, you can quit right now, too.
But I want to know what it would be like to be your assistant.
What, and answer me seriously, what would the hours
be if I were your assistant?
There really are no hours.
You just have to be available 24/7, seven days a week,
but I usually wouldn't torture you on weekends.
OK, but 24/7 availability.
Yes.
And would that mean--
On call, on your phone.
You know, after hours--
You'd have to be--
If I text you, and I need write a cocktail--
Oh, so to make you cocktails as well?
You're not a mixologist?
Well, I have been a bartender, so I could do--
Oh, that's handy.
But you just drink vodka, so that's easy.
Do I get an assistant?
It seems like I'm going to be busy.
An assistant needs an assistant to do
like, if I have to be there for you when you need something,
I can send my assistant off.
Well, you would have to show me how that would all
work out, in that that--
You know, I'm open.
I have a good attitude about that.
OK, when's the last time you went to a grocery store?
Like a month ago.
What'd you get?
Avocados.
I needed avocados.
How many did you buy?
Eight.
They were ripe and ready to go?
You can't just go buy avocado.
They're never ready.
Yeah, Gelson's!
They have them in the back.
You just ask the guy, "Can I have some ripe avocados?"
And he gives them to the perfect avocado to make guacamole.
Wow, now we know that.
I always have to guess, because you don't--
No.
Until you feel it.
No, Gelson's.
Ask the guy.
All right, you just signed a $150 million deal with E!
How much petty cash am I allowed to take from the family bank?
$100.
$100 a day?
No!
Well, just keep it in the petty cash envelope,
and then you can replenish it when you need to.
Like if you need to go to Starbucks
or you need a little something from the post office.
What would I need from the post office?
I don't know.
Post office?
I don't know, do people go to the post office anymore?
I mean, I haven't been in years.
No, I know.
And I don't even believe you went to the grocery
store a month ago.
I did!
I swear I did.
I did.
All right, just to get avocados?
Yeah.
Why wouldn't you send your assistant for something
like that?
Because it was a Sunday.
But they're supposed to be available 24/7, seven days
a week.
I know!
And they didn't answer the phone.
That's why I'm looking for a new assistant!
I see.
Now we know.
I would say, I really would be a good--
Do you think you'd be a good assistant?
Be honest.
Or do you think you're not a good assistant?
I think I would make a really good assistant,
because I'm so detail-oriented, and I
have really good organizational skills,
and I'm a good self starter.
And that's what I'm looking for.
I just think that this new app, Bumble Bizz,
is so great for that, because you can really
go through a lot of people without leaving
the comfort of your own home.
That's fantastic, and then you can vet them through that.
They're vetted first, and then you can meet them
when you're ready to meet them.
I love it.
All right.
Download the Bumble app, and it's free,
and create your own Bumble Bizz profile
to see if you match with Kris to become her other assistant.
And you're all going to get $150 iTunes gift card, you guys!