Hello hello. Hello there who is this I think you know who it is
It's your favorite host oh my god. Oh my [God]. I can't believe this is happening right now
Oh my gosh, well, I I'm sorry to drop this on you, but [uh]. We're looking for a new host
I don't know if you're available, [uh]and if you'd like to try out. Oh
I would love to be a host. you would [oh] thats some nice enthusiasm. thats thats a lot enthusiasm.
Yeah, we like you already okay, so do you mind answering the questionnaire? okay fantastic?
Let's get right into it
Question one. What would make you a fantastic host um
probably
Because I would probably a good host because I [guess] [I'm] very nice and I will welcome everyone very well
Yeah, I'm very nice and if you step up to me, and I can become a total savage, so oh
Well, well, we already have one savage. Thank you
I mean that that in saying you're a savage is fantastic because tamaki has another question let's test your savagery shall
We why don't you roast us?
um I
I don't think I got anything honestly I'm not a total savage
Okay, don't lie be a savage and roast tamaki roast the host
hinestly I don't understand how you couldn't tell haruhi from a girl to a guy oh snap
well, I mean I
Mean I feel bad why when I die on and [down] [you] [repping] it. She was a girl. Oh well. Thank you
I know, I'd make us beautiful woman
Haha, [oh]
Jeez I can't think of anything else. I'm sorry you called roast me
Um I believe in you
Honestly Kyoya. Oh, I have no idea what you're doing in that little black book probably writing some porn or whatever
No
Nobody know about a sebaciel. Do you think boku no pico writes itself? Oh my gosh?
If you do you're very much mistaken. That's a two-man job
Okay, we have to act it out and everything of course of course only the best in the [host] club
We like your Charisma so far you're doing very well. Oh, thank you. [thank] you so much now
He's a bit of a bit of a naughty question. You know a bit of a bit of Edgy side um oh
you're talking about that question [yeah] I'm talking about yeah, the question
So which one of the hosts do you think has the biggest you know?
um
[by] [you] know when you um okay, [bye-bye] walk, tory [ah] oh
Okay, well then I was not expecting [it]
What do you think we're referring to wait, okay repeat the question maybe?
we want to make sure I was pretty not right which one of the house has the biggest uh
you know
actually, I don't know I
think
Well what you [were] [trying] um I don't know how [would] [I] [oh]?
Well, you sounded like you knew what do you think we're referring um I?
don't want to
Why?
It's obvious what it is
Why don't you tell me what it is then [oh] well? We were referring to the biggest vocabulary of course oh
Wait, are you is he oh? Yeah?
He always has a look wait were you were you thinking hobby when I saw you thank you?
Yes, wait, were you thinking about you [no] no?
No, definitely [no] even color and color kind of sounds like you hi like kind of for the morning, baby
How think about the heart that yep, [I] kind of sounded like you were thinking about something else
Nope, not at all no no no sure no never nope
Okay, well you're gay. I think
You know oh, okay? You're trying to term it from me
[doctor] oh oh yay, okay. Goering one here
okay, well uh [kill] ya, why don't you ask next question
[yucky] oh yeah. Oh God. I'm good. How much you that is you why don't you ask the next question?
[alright], if somebody were to come into the host club, and you weren't able to tell their gender
what would you say they were that's a hard question and
I
Probably try and look at their features to see like what gender. They are [play]. You can't figure it out
Oh, oh okay, so you think genitalia refers to their features? Huh? Well wow no not really no
I was so hopeful as well alan
[here] I am it's quite disappointing. [I] mean what if they were attack helicopters you never know yeah, what to say?
what if they were we are high high hopes I'm
Sorry
Well, you know what you know what there's one final question
Okay, hit me
every now and then in the host club this few eccentric things happen because of you know [Tamaki] and
Well things kind of get out of hand and once or twice. You know a demon or two gets summoned in the host club
Now if one were to happen, you know hypothetically, how would you deal with that situation if there was a demon on the loose?
Oh, God quick quick
Okay, okay. Hey, hey come on. Oh
Yeah
Okay, then what well?
um I
Find out how the demon got here yes okay? Oh, Abbi that's the Demon get you down here
[Tamaki], I think she failed oh
[where's] [Kamek] [Kamek], [but] it make a good host Tamaki? Where are you?
Hmm. Oh Mickey guy oh
I think I shouldn't wait, okay. Well alright, you know I?
I want to give you [a] pass on that, but I don't think I can I
was horrifying [but]
[maybe] maybe you could you could you know ask other question in return and we might change our mind
Yes, maybe okay?
um
So okay
Yeah, so um
Hmm, okay, how do you deal with?
Tamaki calling longing and
Happened [comedy] with his daddy daddy issues. Well, haha, okay?
Would you know what I was getting into with the whole daddy issues thing, and you know I kind of just ignore it really um
[what] money calls me mommy? I just kind of just let him be tamaki because you know you know what he's fighting
You can't reason I need I need I need to love
You see this is his problem. He scares everyone away
I'm [daniel]. I just get [cthulhu] away. I need a ball game. Don't worry, Tamaki
Would you be willing to our babysit [tamaki] on weekend I?
Mean [Thomas] Tamaki does have some daddy issues
But I mean he's he's he's just a little cinnamon rolls when he will be fine. You're a little sinnott
What is that a commoner food on him?
I'm not sure
Yes, it's um it
it's a type of
Street that is [rolled] in a roll, and it's and it's cinnamon
It's very sweet you so much calls your parent Role. Oh
No if you try to turn it into something cute sweet or what you bet Tamaki Shall, I get the knife
[get] the knife oh
Well, I'm sorry do not take that as a compliment. [uh]
Well you have been just fantastic
And you know it's been a pleasure having you on
Oh, thank you so much. Honestly it was it was great. Having you call me. I was not expecting [it]. Oh why thank you
Thank you. You [know] you participated greatly, but we're afraid you didn't quite make the cut but maybe next time
All right, we always come back for other chances exactly no
Never friends have to go now oh
YouTube three Total senses bah Goodbye, bye
I feel with the love of the love that I do so you don't care about the money we got through and I'm so blessed
To be fulfilling my destiny
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