-I have a deck of cards here, very simply,
I just want you to touch the back of one card,
touch the back of one. -The back? Okay.
-Can they look? -Perfect. Take it out.
just take it out. -Okay.
-I want you to look at it.
I want to show the entire audience.
You can show Jimmy. It doesn't matter if I see it.
Actually, it doesn't even matter.
Scarlet has chosen the five of hearts, the five of hearts.
Very good choice, Scarlett. What I'd like you to do is
I'd like you to write your name really big across the face
of that five of hearts, really, really big.
-He's gonna put this on eBay. -As big as you possibly can.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
-In case that magic stuff doesn't work out.
-Perfect. Cap that pen so you don't get dirty.
I'm going to let this dry off.
I want everyone to get a good look
at what the five of hearts looks like
with Scarlett's name on it.
Scarlett, it would be fair to say
that this card is the only card in the entire world --
-The card doesn't even say your name, it Rafi.
-Well, I thought I would just. -There's no way I
could have known that, correct? -No.
-Perfect. Scarlett, I'm going to take
your five of hearts with "Rafi" on it
and I'm going to fold it in half. Just like this.
I'm going to fold in half again, just like that.
And Scarlett, here's where the weird part comes in.
-What's gonna happen? -I know I'm freaking out.
That's what I said, -Me too! I know. I know.
-Scarlett. -Yes, sir?
-Can you please open your mouth? -Holy crap.
-Just a little bit. Perfect. And, Scarlett?
-Uh-huh? -Can you please bite down
on your card and hold it there? -[ Muffled ] Okay.
-Perfect. Scarlett, we're gonna take the next card
in the deck, next card is the eight of spades.
-Yeah, we're gonna go through the whole deck.
[ Laughter ]
-You got that Sharpie? Where'd that Sharpie go?
-Oh, here, here.
-Scarlett, I'm going to take that Sharpie,
I'm going to do the exact same thing with the eight of spades
that you did with that five of hearts.
I'm going to write my signature.
My name really big across the eight of spades.
The eight of spades with my name on it.
Give me that cap. I'm going to cap that pen.
-Alright. -Fantastic.
I'm going to do the exact same thing with that eight of spades
that we did with your five of hearts.
-Licking a lot of saliva. -Yeah, yeah.
And I'm going to take the eight of spades,
I'm going to fold it in half and fold it in half again and again.
The eight of spades. [ Muffled ] Goes in my mouth.
Jimmy, can you grab that pen one more time?
-Oh, God. -Watch closely.
I don't want to touch your card.
-Oh, here?
Don't.
[ Cheers ]
-What is going on?
This is not a trick. This is the worst.
You're just trying to kiss Scarlett.
[ Cheers and applause ] What the heck is happening?
-Oh, my God! That is crazy.
-Scarlett. -What?
-Did you feel anything? -Yes, I did.
[ Laughter ]
-I felt nothing, by the way.
-I kind of felt something, too, Scarlett.
Scarlett, I'm glad you did, because, because now
in my mouth, I now have Scarlet's five of hearts.
-Can I take it out? -Open it up.
-[ Laughs ] Hey! -Scarlet now has --
-[ Gasps ] -My card.
-How is that possible?
-How did that happen? How did that happen?
-You have made a deal with the devil.
[ Laughter ] [ Applause ]
-Scarlett and I are about to face off in a game called
"Box of lies." [ Cheers and applause ]
Here's how it works, upstage are a bunch of boxes
containing objects neither of us have seen before.
Taking turns, Scarlet and I are going to select a box,
open it on our side of the table out of view of the other person.
You remove the object from the box show to the audience,
then look at your opponent and tell them what's in the box.
You may be lying. You may be telling the truth.
Your opponent has to guess either lie or truth.
If you guess correctly, you got a point.
You guess wrong, the other person gets the point.
First one or two points wins. Here we go,
Scarlett, you're our guest, please pick the first box.
-[ Exhales deeply ]
Which one should I pick?
[ Audience shouts ]
One?
Four, four, okay. [ Audience shouts ]
-Four.
Four. Alright. It looks like it's a light box
already hint number one. -Oh, man.
-Four perfect. That's the one I saw in rehearsal.
-You're lying. -But that's not the game.
-No way, dude. -Oh.
-Ooh it's so heavy. [ Laughs, groans ]
-Uh-huh.
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-[ Laughs] -[ Laughs ]
-Ooh boy! -It is
a hot dog bun shaped like the Hulk.
-Oh, my gosh. A hot dog bun shaped like the Hulk?
But wait, you're laughing.
So that means you're trying to fake me out
because maybe it really is a hot dog bun shaped
like the Hulk.
Which would be very reverse psychology of you,
very actor-y of you, which you are an actor.
-What -- -Scarlett Johansson.
-What is it? -Yeah. You know.
It's right in front of you, man. What do you think?
It's a hot dog bun in the shape of the Hulk.
How is that even possible?
I would've had to get a Hulk mold and bake --
ah, this whole thing a -- And I'm not a baker.
So I'm going to -- I'm going to say it's impossible.
I'm gonna say you lie.
-Damn it! -Yes!
What was it? [ Cheers and applause ]
Hey. Whoa.
-It's me and Gumby. -Yeah.
-Sitting on a park bench, clearly.
-You're both sitting on a park bench. It's kind of good.
You should keep that one. Which numbers? Which number?
[ Audience shouting ]
-[ Imitates straining ]
Gosh, I didn't know that we had
allowed to have bricks on our show.
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughs ] Okay. Alright. And, uh, hmm.
-This is so stressful!
-Okay. It's just a fun thing. A lot of people can use it.
Have a great time with it.
Mannequin head with, uh, diamond eyes
and a, uh, Speedo cover
over the eyes so you can go swimming underwater
if you have diamond eyes.
And it's useable, because it's fun.
You can use -- put it around your office
and it's a good time.
-I can't tell whether you've taken a lot of pauses
because you're trying to psych me out,
but I cannot imagine that anybody would think
to make a mannequin with diamond eyes
and like a little Speedo goggle cover thing.
-You don't think sometimes, you know.
-Wait, did Wiz Khalifa make it? [ Laughter ]
Okay, I'm going to say.
There's no way, right?
-You tell me. -[ Groans ]
[ Laughter ]
-That is terrifying!
Wait!
-It's not terrifying! -Like, what if it just
what if there wasn't anybody there and it just, like came up?
Oh, that's frightening. Yeah, no, that's frightening.
-Sorry. -Alright, let's do one more,
because now because I totally destroyed on this
and I totally won, two zip. So I basically won the game.
But the bonus, the secret box, if you choose the right number,
is worth a thousand points.
-So, let's do one more round. -Okay.
-Scarlett, your pick. [ Cheers and applause ]
[ Audience shouting ] -Which one?
Okay, three.
-People love this number. -I'm not even --
-Okay. -I'm not even looking at
the number or the box or how you turn it over.
-Here, I have to move this out of the way.
-[ Laughs ] -Take it, it's so creepy.
-Oh, please. They took it. It came from my dressing room.
[ Clears throat ] Okay, okay.
[ Laughter ]
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. -Hmm.
-Mm-hmm.
[ Laughter ]
-Oh. Whoa. Okay. Alright.
I'm ready for my, ready for my hint.
[ Laughter ]
-I'm sorry. -Yeah?
-I fell into it's eyes. -Oh, so it has eyes.
-It is -- -A potato.
-Close. It is a plastic cup.
It's a plastic cup filled with beans.
Uh, baked beans. It's a cup of beans.
-Alright. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
[ Laughter ]
Let me just say this right here.
So this is a plastic cup filled with beans that I can maybe get
if it's a jelly belly or some type of thing
that you can glue together and you stick it in a box
and you can carry it off the box.
If it's baked beans,
that means that glob around a little bit like,
you know, fall over the box, beans everywhere.
Total nightmare for my crew to clean up afterwards.
I don't see that happening.
But maybe you had a very steady hand by handling that box.
[ Laughter ]
Plastic cup, it's full of baked beans.
Hmm.
-It's a Starbucks cup.
[ Laughter ]
-You --
Liar!
-Beans!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Beans! -1,000 points!
-Agh! She's the best. Scarlett Johansson.
The winter with 3,000 points.
-Last time I saw you was at the Montage Hotel.
-Yeah, the montage.
Montage sounds like the part of "Pretty Woman"
where Julia Roberts is trying all the dresses.
And it's a montage. -Yes, no, it's not like that.
-Gosh, what a great hotel. -It is a great hotel.
-I was at this hotel. -Julia Roberts was not there.
-She's not always there, well she might be staying there.
Who knows? -You never know.
-I went there and we did a show from Los Angeles.
And so I'm out there and I was having breakfast and
and then walks by me is Scarlett Johansson
and your husband and your beautiful little baby.
-Yeah. -Oh, my gosh.
That is a pretty cute baby. -Thank you.
-Oh, my gosh. What a fun baby.
-Yeah, see, I'm partial. -I want to, yeah. Oh, yeah.
I just wanted to, I just wanted to -- I wanted to kiss the baby.
But you don't do that to strangers, baby.
So I just I kept my know, I kept my distance.
-You could have. -I could have.
-If you'd asked. I guess I would have let you.
-Yeah. But, yeah, that was fun.
And I asked you recommendations on where to go eat
because you've been staying there for a little while
and I go, "Oh, I'm here for a week.
Where, where should I go eat, around the hotel after to work?"
-And I told you to go to SUGARFISH.
-SUGARFISH. -Right.
-I didn't know because my, my, my room looked out
and there's was a tree covering the last end of that.
So I thought it was called "Sugarbush."
And I thought and so I thought. -Oh, you thought it was
a strip club? -[ Laughs ]
I think it's like a strip club or like a nightclub.
-So gross! -Why would you open that up
across from this beautiful hotel?
-But the need for a strip club called Sugarbush.
-I don't know. I don't know. -Is so gross!
-Might be a great name for one. I have no idea.
I don't know anything about strip clubs.
I just I don't know. I know Sugarbush.
I just stay away from I go, oh, I don't know why that.
But I go I don't know where -- -It sounds pretty sweet to me.
-But so I went to I actually went to SUGARFISH.
I took your advice, I went, and it was unbelievable sushi.
Delicious. -It was the greatest thing ever.
I went in the afternoon. I went by myself.
I walked in and went up and sat in the counter.
And you know who was next to me?
The dog whisperer. Caesar Millan.
-You know, it's César. -[ Laughs ]
Isn't it César? -It is César Millan.
Yeah. I guess if you're. Yeah, I guess if you're --
-If you're what? Saying it right.
-Well, look, you're Jeb Bush and Ted Cruz, okay?
You say César, I say Caesar. Little, Little Caesar's.
[ Laughter ]
Pizza, piazza. you know?
-No, no. Piazza is a different word than pizza.
Piazza -- pizza, pi-ate-za. Yeah, yeah.
Little See-ah-zer's. I got to call Do-mee-no's.
-Okay, those are just all wrong pronunciations, though.
Clearly mine right though. His name is César, isn't it?
-His friends call him Caesar. [ Laughter ]
-Whatever you were drunk at that point.
-I was I was I did have a lot of sake with him, yeah.
Well, I figured I walked over to Sugarbush.
Why not? Do what got to do there.
Oh, boy. Come to the stage.
She's no dog.
But we're gonna whisper all the time.
How exciting, you have your own movie, "Black Widow."
You have your own Marvel movie.
-Yes, yeah, we just finished it a couple of weeks ago.
We shot the film in London.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Come on!
I'm so excited! I've been so excited about it.
-I'm so excited about it.
I can't wait to share it with everybody.
It was -- It was -- It was fantastic.
-It really was. -I mean, I'm partial,
but I'm pretty excited about it.
Yeah, it was -- it was --
honestly, it brought a closure to me that I needed.
-Really? -Yeah.
'Cause I was kind of, you know, wiped out after that last one.
I mean, emotionally and literally. Yeah.
-Yeah. By the way, I didn't know,
and I hadn't talked to you since then
because we couldn't say anything.
Marvel didn't allow you to tell me any news at all.
-Especially that. -Especially that.
-Yeah, that was a big one. -Everyone knows, right,
what happens? -Well...
-Well, it doesn't matter. -If you don't know, we're sorry.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Um, there's very few certain things,
but, like, definitely death's pretty certain, right?
-Yeah, yes, of course. -Yeah, definitely for sure.
But people will not -- they just don't want --
they won't -- they definitely don't believe it, and --
and have tried to convince me
that my character did not actually die,
that maybe my character exists in an alternate universe or --
but, no, I think death is a pretty final thing.
-Did you, uh -- Did you take anything from the set?
-Um, did I take anything from the set?
-This is a question that I would ask,
'cause I would take something from the set if I was there.
Like, I would be like, "I'm so excited to be in a Marvel movie.
I'm never gonna be here again. -But what are you gonna take?
Like, Captain America's shield?
-Yes, I would take -- yes. -What? You can't take that.
That's the property of Marvel. -I'm gonna take Thor's hammer.
-You're gonna get arrested. -I'm gonna take Thor's hammer.
What are you gonna do? Arrest me?
That's better press for the movie.
[ Laughter ] Hello.
Marvel should hire me.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Uh, congrats on your engagement to Colin Jost, too.
We love Colin so much. -Thank you.
[ Cheers and applause ]
He was on the show --
He was on the show recently with Michael Che, and, uh --
-Oh, yeah, I saw that. -You did? Yeah.
And Michael said, he was like, "I hope --"
He wants to throw his bachelor party.
-Oh, no. -He said --
-I don't think that's a good idea.
You won't let him do -- He says if Colin throws it,
it's gonna be during the day and boring.
-Yeah, but I feel like if he throws it,
it's gonna be, like, by the Port Authority,
and, like, it's gonna be very local.
I don't think that's a good idea.
-No...
-None of you know where the Port Authority is,
'cause you're all from out of town, right?
Or you do know where it is? -Port Authority, yeah.
-Yeah, it's -- -It's, yeah.
That's where it should be, though.
That's where it should be. -No!
You can't go. Michael's not throwing it.
-[ Laughs ] -He's not.
-Alright. -Is this a thing now?
-No, it's not a thing! -Michael.
I know where you work, Michael.
-Yeah, Michael, do not throw this party, yeah.
-Um, no, I love Michael very much,
and, um, yeah, he's a delightful guy.
-We'll see what happens.
-"We'll see what happens." Stay tuned!
-You have two movies I want to talk to you about.
One is "Marriage Story."
Man, oh, man,
you're getting great buzz on this and great reviews.
It's you and Adam Driver. -Yeah.
-And it really isn't so much -- it is a marriage story,
but it's very much a divorce story, as well.
Uh, and is it Noah...
-Noah Baumbach.
-Noah Baumbach, who I -- Oh, my gosh.
-Yes, yeah, yeah.
-"Squid and the Whale," "Greenberg"...
-Yeah, we're really excited about -- about the film.
It's gotten -- people really seem to have a kind of, like --
They feel -- people have an experience when they watch it,
I think because, if you haven't gone through a divorce --
lucky you --
and either your parents have or you know somebody --
It's all kind of in there, and there's just --
The thing about this film, though, is that it's --
There's a lot of love in this movie.
It actually has -- what's left, what remains
between the two characters is a lot of love.
It's very touching, and, um, it's, yeah.
I'm really proud of it.
We did a lot of hard work on it.
-And on the other side... -Yeah.
-...is this bizarre and awesome comedy called "Jojo Rabbit."
-Yes.
-And this is -- if you've -- some people have seen it,
but if you haven't seen it, can you --
how do we describe it? -Oh, my gosh.
-A World War II, G-Germany...
-You were supposed to do the heavy lifting on this one.
[ Laughs ]
-Uh, I don't know how to make it funny,
uh, but it is very unbelievably funny.
Who was this director?
-It's Taika Waititi,
who directed "Thor: Ragnarok" and so many great things,
and he...
Okay, I'll try. -Yeah.
-Okay, it does take place in Nazi Germany.
Not exactly a hilarious time or place, but...
um, it -- it's -- it -- [ Sighs ]
Gosh. Why? Why? You were supposed to do this!
-Alright you want me to do it?
-Okay, you do it.
It's a little boy named Jojo.
-Right, Jojo.
-He's ten years old. -Right, who's --
That I play Jojo's mother, and the film...
He is, um, a character who has lost his father,
and he is desperately missing him
and so creates this imaginary, kind of, father figure,
who's, like, the ten-year-old imaginary version of Hitler,
and he's in the Hitler Youth Program,
and so it's this kind --
Stop!
-No, no, it's like -- but it's --
Y-Y-Y-You'll see it -- -I'm trying!
-When you see it, you'll, you know, it's --
-Just go see it. -Go see it.
It's really -- really, yeah. -It's great.
It's so unusual. It's so fun. It's so powerful.
-You have a great connection with that kid, though.
He was amazing. -Roman, ah, he's such a --
He's so funny and great in the movie.
His delivery is so charming and natural --
-But you two were so charming and perfect together.
-He's lovable. He's a lovable kid.
The movie has so much heart. It has so much hope.
It's so unique and original, and audiences love it.
-It's unique, and you never forget it,
and the audience freaked out. -Yes.