I'm literally look at my hands they're
shaking can't breathe through I'm so
happy for you the broken family reboot
are you kidding me this is huge
Gary you booked it cuz that is how I
roll okay this is why we moved
out here we made the leap that's why we
drove across this land from Iowa okay
cuz I'm Carey scales Oh ah yeah my
high fives were changin dude they're
coming in hot alright I like it I like
it
what what if Luke Saito remembers
me what if he's still pissed
Luke meets a million people a day has a
billion parties at night and throws
thousands of people from IO in his pool
you're good
focus on you bro putting the pieces back
together again
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what the is he doing here I told
you this is Gary Scalzo he is the one
that nailed the audition huh remember I
said he's the perfect Kirk good amount
of honesty and charm oh right right
right you guys know each other or
something no no no no no no no we don't
know each other it's all good oh great
well rehearsals almost up so everyone
let's go sorry hold on a second you're
just to be clear you're telling me this
is the guy that nailed the audition
right here yes this guy with the fat
face and the backpack mm-hmm he nailed
the audition uh-huh this guy right under
my finger you're talking about he nailed
the audition yeah Luke yeah him oh
wow man I mean I this town never ceases
to amaze me apparently Bravo thanks man
that's not a compliment okay hey
Luke just don't you just chill out for a
sec he's just having fun with your gear
no I know he knows I'm just chilling
it's so hilarious it's hilarious
good yeah hey Rachel oh hey could you
show mr. Scalzo his dressing room please
thanks Gary it's good to have you man
thank you thank you thank you you know
you have more lines in this than just
thank you
right like thank you thank you thank you
good thank you thank you
what are you Japanese yeah hey
Eric yeah look remembers me it's bad
he's obviously making fun of Japanese
people I don't see color and he sees
color no yeah well dinky
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hi I'm Sharon hey Gary you sure hey man
watch act like you've been here before
huh okay nice to meet you all right guys
let's rehearse the scene Oh everyone
this is Gary he's our guest star this
week yay Gary's here everybody that's
amazing yeah so uh let's just
read it out loud first okay half-speed
take it from the top please Sharon no
problem and action
I don't know how you do it Bobby your
room is always filthy come on mom my
life is filthy
just like my underpants Bobby Anderson
no potty talk around your mother jeez
dad why can't you be more like your
cousin Kirk Kirk you keep it together
what's your secret mm-hmm well first of
all I can't hear you speak up well first
off aunt Sharon I wash my underpants and
that's why we love you Kirk such a good
boy but hey I do have a surprise oh
really what is it son I vacuumed my room
today are you serious that's amazing
great job honey
the bad news is Kirk I broke your vacuum
cleaner and that sucks what Bobby I told
you to be careful when you borrow
someone's things you can't be reckless
we've told you this over and over again
you need to treat other people's
possessions like they're your own if
somebody broke your lamp you'd freak out
you've got to start showing some respect
and by the way you owe me a new vacuum
so suck it up and cut Jesus that was
horrible uh I'm gonna go fart
for a while
oh it smells like Gary's acting I
thought that played well great job Gary
okay guys we are lighting for a half
hour and then we tape I'll be in my
trailer hi Sharon bye Gary
that was incredible that's the way
you're gonna rehearse it don't change it
then just lock that oh thanks man
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Rick what the heck look at you how are
you you look amazing
Thanks been juicing obviously hey man
how the are you not a movie star
yet I sort of God I'm driving down the
street I'm looking at billboards I'm
like bricks gotta be on that one no you
gotta be on that one
no he's look on that one no it's like
you're just missing but you'll get there
me and Gary did an episode of zombie
impossible that's so dope man you are
killing it really hey speaking of
killing it your buddy Gary I mean I'm so
proud of him
for him to be going from Iowa to
Hollywood and making it and now actually
being on the best show of all time I
mean it's really gonna open up some
doors for him I hope so yeah
I know so anyway I gotta get ready but I
love you bud love you too
all right so many blessings Gare bear
hey look hey so we were talking and we
wanted to just make some changes to your
monologue okay what part what we wanted
to do was we want to make the whole
thing sadder we thought it'd be cool if
you cried during the monologue you what
you wanted to cry yeah yeah it was
Luke's idea I mean could work all right
really
don't think that you could do it or what
I don't understand yeah yeah I know it's
interesting I would interesting take
yeah yeah go for it
oh cool all right then that's hardcore
acting right there right yeah real
acting from a real actor you gotta cry
I've seen you cry before yeah I love it
man hey um I I moved you out of your
trailer I may use it for my for my
Labrador yeah no serious that cool yeah
watch out look at this right let's act
okay Bart Simpson am i okay
Rick no I'm not okay Luke just willing
to like cry in front of a vacuum does
that make any sense at all no it
doesn't it was just so nice to me and he
was saying how much he loved you well
that makes even less sense what the
the way he wants you to cry over a
vacuum yes okay pretend that the vacuum
is your ex-girlfriend Jenny that I
in the bathroom in high school
which I'm really sorry about by the way
okay yeah that was great you
exactly use that pretend she's the
vacuum okay right you're an actor yeah
good cry come on you got this let's go
let's get you in there all right
Jesus and action I don't know how you do
it Bobby your room is always filthy oh
come on mom
my life is dirty just like my underwear
Bobby Henderson no potty talk around
your mother jeez dad why can't you be
more like your cousin Kirk Kirk you keep
it together what's your secret well
first of all aunt Sharon I wash my
underpants that's why we love you Kirk
you're such a good kid well guess what I
turns out I do have a surprise for you
really what is it son I vacuumed into my
room today are you serious that's
amazing great job honey
yeah except the bad thing is Kirk I
borrowed your vacuum and I broke it so
that sucks what Bobby I told you to be
careful when you borrow someone's things
you can't be reckless we've told you
this over and over and over again you've
got to treat people's things with
respect somebody broke your lamp I mean
you'd freak out all right
show some respect and by the way you owe
me a new vacuum so suck it up
and cut okay
a mint oh are you okay uh yeah Luke it's
called acting Wow wall caps who is this
kid that's my best friend Gary
Scalzo that that that kid as a future in
this network yeah
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