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as always we're not necessarily
encouraging you to eat raw food that's
just the name of our show so chill with
the email
let's get to the food wrestling
tonight's matchup a 303 tag team
extravaganza featuring wwe superfoods
such as celery mysterio
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you can't see me because i'm hiding
behind this pole tonight's tank team
bound pits these superfoods against the
decidedly less super kitchen crew
we're number onesies
uh just for the record i'm a pacifist
i'm just here as the equipment manager
this is wwe raw
all right everyone
say what
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wow
this is really gonna be a piece of cake
i drink guys like you for breakfast get
ready for the zero knuckle shuffle wow
now where'd he go
got me on the ropes already and the
ropes are bouncing
yeah the ropes are bouncy now can we
wrestle or what
they're bouncing sideways too would you
come back i'm trash talking here
stop making me chase you i'm getting
really windy
yeah i'm getting tired of it too i'm at
the end of my rope
bouncy bounce about celery mysterio tag
me out i can't go on how we don't have
any hands oh good point hey ref what do
we tag out
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come on
i'm not saying puppies
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all right celery mysterio's in the house
wow cool
you like that then you're gonna love
this
huh what's the matter celery
huh i've never flip kicked someone so
short before i don't think it's gonna
work try another move yeah you don't
want to stop short
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he's too short none of my moves are
gonna work on him nice i knew being
small would pay off someday i can't
believe i'm saying this puppies
you're doing great apple yeah
you're doing a little better than i
expected
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are you kidding me no way i'm out
puppies puppies puppies puppies a
thousand times puppies
what i don't want to go in i was here
just as an equipment manager you have to
go in he said the magic word
ah crap okay uh so here's the deal
i don't know the first thing about
fighting so maybe you could let me flip
through this fighting for dummy's book
real quick
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okay look can we just sit down and talk
about this for a second
that just knocked right back out with a
folding chair what no it was an accident
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now you gotta answer to me pal
how are we losing to these guys
i have no idea they're nobodies and
we're the best wrestlers in the whole
world you guys aren't the best wrestlers
in the world yeah then who is the rock
the rock he's okay but i wouldn't say
he's the best no the rock
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howdy heavy fruit lovers now here and i
do a lot of these episodes where the
advice is kinda well terrible downright
false the exact opposite of what you
should actually do yeah something like
that but today we're gonna give it to
you straight so what's the prompt pair
i'm in the mood to give some real good
advice bring it on all right here you go
this week ryan wants to know how to
wrestle a bear nice let's do this uh do
what answer how to wrestle a bear dude
we have no clue how to do that no ryan
knows what he's doing look at his
question again he's not asking how to
wrestle a bear pair he's telling us i
don't follow it's a code duh ryan gave
us the answer you wrestle a bear by
using burgers donuts and footballs
orange i think you've officially lost it
maybe step one get some hamburgers why
to lure the bear into a confrontation on
your turf duh okay i guess that kind of
makes sense if you're gonna wrestle a
bear and win you're gonna want home
court advantage that's just common sense
yeah i can't believe i'm actually saying
this but i'm on board with this so far
go on thank you next up step two use the
donuts well this ought to be good to
curry the bear's favor pear bears like
donuts too you know i guess that's not
untrue of course it isn't not never
untrue
donuts are delicious to everybody or
otherwise so before the wrestling begins
use the donuts to gain the bear's trust
and friendship well i don't even know
how this happened but you're making
decent points so far you have some
explaining to do on the footballs though
oh of course the footballs are the most
important part step three now that
you're chummy with the bear use the
footballs to practice place kicks and at
the last moment pull a charlie brown on
him
the bear is down the bear is down he's
been this wrestling match is over focus
all right you had me and then you lost
me yo what you talking about that would
only work in real life dude that would
never work in real life you're gonna do
football place kicks with a bear in real
life of course bear i thought through
this very thoroughly
yeah then prove it
there's a bear go on wrestle it oh
um
hey bear yo what up you you wanna you
know do some football place kicks do i
look like i was born yesterday you're
gonna pull it away and do that charlie
brown thing
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hey fruit lovers welcome to story time
today i'm going to tell you the story of
the sword and the stone
and
orange
you paying attention oh yeah stone in
the sword got it it's the sword in the
stone i'd expect my co-host to pay
attention a little better than this how
can i pay attention when there's a
sunset outside like how often does that
even happen it happens every day oh
right
now then i'm gonna begin the story you
ready yep you gonna pay attention
the entire time wow
if you look right at it your eyeballs
start to hurt
well the show must go on
once upon a time long long ago the king
of england died with no air that makes
sense if you don't have air you're
definitely gonna die not that kind of
air orange i'm talking about children he
had no one to take his throne hey you
don't need kids for that i know a couple
guys they'll move any furniture you got
at rock bottom prices moving on that's
the name of their company you've heard
of them
anyway shortly after the king passed
away a sword magically appeared in the
middle of london it was stuck into an
anvil and it had an inscription oh let
me see if i can read it who fall pull it
out the ford in the phone those are s's
dude that's how they wrote them back
then those are s's what the app
point is whoever pulled the sword out of
the anvil got to be king but no one no
matter how big and strong they were
could even get it to fudge until one day
macho man randy savage arrived and no
there are no
superstars in this story silly pear in
old timey england it's wws
stop now then one day a scrawny lad
named arthur was preparing to become a
squire to his huge buff brother named
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arthur's buff brother was macho man
what's important is that arthur chased
one of his brother's arrows into the
woods and met a wizard named huck hogan
i'm no different than i was before man
orange will you pay attention to the
story if it's filled with wwf superstars
as a matter of fact it's the only way
i'll pay attention
whatever hulk hogan proceeded to teach
arthur a bunch of lessons about life
like how to do a pile driver
sure why not anyway since for years and
years no one could pull the sword out of
the stone they decided to crown whatever
knight won the great tournament arthur's
brother entered but on the day of the
great tournament arthur his squire
accidentally forgot to bring his sword
oh you do not want to get on macho man
randy savage's bad side exactly so in a
panic arthur ran around town searching
for any sword he could find finally he
spotted one and grabbed it and once you
know it it happened to be the sword in
the stone arthur of all people was the
first and only person to pull the sword
out he was crown king of england and
wore the wwf championship belt with
otter for the rest of his days the end
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you