( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IT SAYS HERE THAT I LOVE TV, AND
IT ALSO SAYS THAT I'M ALWAYS SURPRISED TO SEE HOW MANY SHOWS
ARE ACTUALLY SPIN-OFFS AND REBOOTS.
JUST LOOK RIGHT HERE ON THIS NETWORK.
ONE SHOW, C.S.I., ALONE, HAS SPUN-OFF
CSI--COLON--MIAMI CSI--COLON--NEW YORK
CSI--COLON--CYBER CSI--COLON--VEGAS.
IT'S WHAT EARNED US THE NICKNAME CBS, THE COLON NETWORK.
THAT LOGO?
NOT AN EYE.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
IN FACT, WE HAVE SO MANY SPINOFFS THAT A COUPLE YEARS
AGO, THIS GUY OVER HERE, JOE SAYLOR, THE COWBOY-HAT WEARING,
JAZZ LOVING DRUMMER IN OUR BAND ACTUALLY GOT HIS OWN LATE SHOW
SPINOFF CALLED, "JAZZ COWBOY."
IT'S AN ACTION PACKED DRAMA WHERE HE USES VARIOUS PERCUSSION
INSTRUMENTS TO FIGHT STREET CRIME.
JOE, HOW'S THE SHOW GOING?
>> ETH GREAT.
IT JUST GOT ITS OWN SPINOFF.
>> Stephen: JAZZ COWBOY, A SPINOFF OF "THE LATE SHOW" HAS
ITS OWN SPINOFF?
>> YES.
>> Stephen: WHAT'S IT ABOUT?
WELL, A LITTLE HARD TO EXPLAIN.
WHY DON'T I SHOW YOU THE PREVIEW?
>> Stephen: WE DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE TIME.
>> ROLL IT, JIM.
HURRY UP!
I'M HACKING AS FAST AS I CAN.
WHAT WAS THAT?
>> PROBABLY JUST THE COOLING SYSTEM.
NOW KEEP BREAKING INTO THE MAINFRAME SO WE CAN DO CYBER
CRIMES.
>> SOMETHING'S HAPPENING.
IS THAT A TAMBOURINE .gif?
>> HOWDY HACKERS.
JAZZ COWBOY!
♪♪ ♪♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> ENTER JAZZ PASS CODE.
( DRUM BEATS ) >> JAZZ PASS CODE ACCEPTED.
NO!
THEY HACKED MY TAMBOURINE!
>> ...
HELLO, WE HAVE A MESSAGE FOR THE SO-CALLED JAZZ COWBOY.
WE HAVE HIJACKED THE NET AND ARE CURRENTLY DELETING ALL FORMS OF
JAZZ.
>> NO!
♪♪ ♪♪
♪♪ >> HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, JAZZ
COWBOY?
THAT'S WHAT I CALL -- CHANGING YOUR TUNE.
( MANIACAL LAUGHING ) >> I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE
SERVERS.
THEY'RE ALL GOING DOWN.
♪♪ ♪♪
>> HE'S IN THE BUILDING.
CUT THE HARD LINE.
ACTIVATING THE DARK WEB!
AAAHHH!
>> JAZZ COWBOY!
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE JAZZ -- IS DEAD.
LASER CANON!
(.
>> RELAX.
DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD.
>> NICE ONE, JAZZ COWBOY.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> STEPHEN: LOOKING FORWARD TO
THE SHOW, JOE, CONGRATULATIONS.
AND THANKS TO PAUL GIAMATTI.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KEANU REEVES.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )