Happy Birthday, Red!
Ten years old today!
Which means....
Time to travel the world, catch some Pokemon, and let them bash each other's brains in!
Bye!
Why hello there, kid!
To start your journey you must choose your starter Pokémon!
Charmander!
Bulbasaur!
He he Squirtle he he
Char...
Bulba!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Squirrrrrr!
Bulba....
Char Char char Char Char! Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle!
Bulbasaur it is!
Bulba!
Yeah!
Ha ha!
This Pidgey is mine!
Ha Ha HA HA!
Stupid, Red.
you've got a poop head!
Poop head, Red!
eh he he he!
Rattata!
Bulba!
*whistles*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
AAAAAAAGH!
YEAAAAAAGH!
Hey! Wanna battle?
Hey wanna battle?
Wanna battle Wanna battle?
Aaaaaaagh!
Pikachu.
Ha ha!
Snore!
Yay!
Awe...
*screams*
Bulba!
Aaaaagh!
Bul...
Bulba!
Bulba...
Bulbasaur!
Koffing!
Huugh!
*cough*
Koffing!
*cough*
Mr. Mime!
Ha ha! Who is the champ?
I am the champ!
Who is the poop head?
Red, is the poop head!
Ha ha!
Ooooof!
My Poké Balls!
Great job!
But you're not done yet!
There's still millions more out there for you to catch!
Gotta catch'em all!
*cries*