Hey, guys.
I'm Tracy.
And I'm Andy.
And things are getting intense, so much
so that I was screaming at my TV and I lost my voice!
She lost her voice.
We don't know where she left it.
Becca really isn't joking around anymore.
She's very serious about all this, right?
OK, and--
She's getting very serious.
The serious.
That's how kids are saying it these days.
The serious.
There were two rose ceremonies this week, one at the beginning
and one at the end.
There's a lot to get to.
Let's get into it.
Right now, but first, we need Corey Palent!
Get him in here!
Yay, Corey!
Come on in.
Here we go.
Hey.
Wine for all.
Wine.
Why not?
Cheers to all the guys being absolutely awful.
Terrible!
We have to address the poop in the room.
[LAUGHS]
Yeah.
The poop in the corner.
It's a real stinker.
And what I mean--
Poop in the corner?
What I mean is the pooper in the room,
and that is Poopy Lincoln.
If you don't know what we're talking about,
look it up right now, because we're not going to get
into details, because we can't.
You get it.
You get what we're talking.
Yeah, but Google Lincoln, weird thing that he does with poop.
OK.
[LAUGHING]
So we start off with the cocktail party.
Yup.
Because we--
Picking up where we left off, right?
Right.
Becca gives Jordan the gold underwear.
And I gotta say, you knew what he was gonna do with it.
So enough with his butt.
Enough with him completely.
He is--
I agree.
So I thought after the last episode
it was good, entertaining, funny to watch.
I actually enjoyed that he was there.
Put a button on it and we're done.
And he was very unhappy to learn that David came back.
And as we kind of predicted when we saw his face, one
little, tiny black eye.
Well, yeah, and he's kind of swollen, kinda swollen,
but his eye's like red, too.
And he had like something going on in his--
He didn't look great.
This is my theory, you guys.
Becca has a tendency to give out a pity rose.
Total pity rose.
Every episode.
So because before the rose ceremony even goes, she's like,
oh, David, you're back.
You know what?
Thank you so much.
Here's a rose.
Go rest up.
But here's the thing about David that's annoying to me,
is that I was bugged by him last episode.
Same.
Then I felt bad about the whole bust your face,
fall out of the bed thing.
Of course, you have to.
And then he came back, and I was like, all right,
well, he's a little busted.
And then he just couldn't help himself.
He and Jordan--
Just as soon as he was leaving the room, he just--
I smell two on one.
--like poking the bear.
And that's not produced.
I think that's him as a character.
I agree.
And that's why I don't like him.
OK, so then we go to the rose ceremony.
And unfortunately, I was so sad.
We said goodbye to Ryan and Mike.
Bye, guys.
I wasn't sad.
I didn't even know who they were.
Bye, Ryan.
Bye, Mike.
And then we get on our little airplane,
and we head on to beautiful Park City.
[IMITATES AIRPLANE MOTOR]
Utah.
So we obviously find out that Garrick gets the one on one.
She, you guys, is so into him.
Yeah, she's smitten.
She's totally into him.
So we find out that he was married for how long?
Well, I thought it was longer.
Online it said six months.
Well, it was only two.
Two months.
He said two months.
You know, he said she was emotionally abusive.
Emotionally abusive.
That's the thing.
So he used the word "abusive," because I also don't
think we know the real Garrett.
No.
I don't think so, either.
No.
I know.
He turns it on.
I want to know the real Garrett.
And I want to talk to that ex-girlfriend.
Like I want the whole thing.
We need the whole thing.
One little fun little Easter egg that
happened, we got to have a little vision into the guys
at the house, where they're having
a really deep conversation that I
thought was already figured out, that the world is not flat.
Right.
Oh, the flatliners.
Lincoln, though, who, you know, has a lot of credibility
now that we know what we know about him.
We know a lot.
But maybe he's on-- maybe he's on to something.
And he thinks that the world is still flat.
So then we go to the group date, which was Becca's Big
Lumberjack Bash.
I like this group date.
Because [INAUDIBLE].
Oh, it looks so fun.
Yeah, that would-- I was like, oh, I want to do this.
How many times do we think she had
to throw that x before she hit the bull's eye?
Oh, I thought about that.
OK, so I've done it before, and they tell you
to do-- like hold it like this.
Everybody take your rose.
OK.
We're gonna do some ax throwing.
This is going somewhere.
Yeah.
So what you do is you hold it, and you put it behind your head
like she did.
And then you just-- when you release,
you just like let it go like that.
And make sure that your hand ends up--
OK, ready?
One, two, three.
Ooh.
Nice.
Oh, wait.
I'm money.
That was good.
You guys, that was pretty good!
So then they start doing this lumberjack obstacle
course, which also was fun.
I thought they looked handsome in their lumberjack attire.
Super cute.
I liked that.
Ripped their shirts off again.
And then it was like Becca was on team red against team blue.
And then John saves the day by climbing up the pole.
So then we go to the after party.
And that's when we get the big reveal
that Jordan was, in fact, wearing the gold underwear.
And then he like walked back into the guy's room
and was like, I'm just gonna sit here
with my gold underwear, which was just--
And they're like, yeah, no, you don't need to do that.
Which was just like--
That's not for us.
--egging the guys on to be pissed off.
So then, you guys--
Awkward.
Oh, no.
It got awkward.
Awkwardville, population--
It smelled good, but it got awkward.
Awkwardville, population Jean Blanc.
It already felt really weird just at the start of it.
I was like--
Yes!
I didn't know where it was going.
I just knew that it was weird.
He's like, I got you something.
I think you're gonna love it.
Here you go, this Becca Blanc perfume.
It was so weird.
But i know you're gonna hyphen.
Yeah, and then she's like, oh, thank you.
Thank you.
And then he's like, and I've got one more thing.
[IMITATES WHISPERING] [KISS] And it was like, oh,
what a horrible move.
Then Leo interrupts, and he gets mad.
She's like, thank you, Leo.
Thank God.
Yeah, exactly.
And then so he's like, well, no.
I wasn't done with my conversation.
So I'm gonna march back in there.
He manned up, and like, I'm gonna put it out there.
I'm gonna go out there and put it out there.
Yeah, yeah, and so he says, Becca, I
have to tell you something.
I'm falling in love with you.
And Becca is--
Creeped.
And then she basically says, I'm not on that same page.
And he's like, well, but maybe I'm not.
Yeah, I don't know.
And then she's like, well, wait.
I'm confused.
Which is it?
He's like, well, I just thought you wanted to hear that.
When he said that, I was like, oh, no you didn't.
And then there was a snap.
Yeah, I mean--
And she returns to the other guys, and she says--
I need everyone to be open and honest with me.
That is something that Ari wasn't with me.
And so that is the one thing that she's wanted,
and Jean Blanc--
You're not here for the right reasons.
And Jean Blanc just lied to her.
And she's done.
And she doesn't hand out the rose, which, by the way,
good for you, girl.
And then poor Wills, who has the coming-up one-on-one date,
but here's the thing.
He took it like a champ.
He was a good sport about it.
And he was like, look, I know what you're going through.
I had a girl who dumped me, and she dumped me.
It's your turn to tell me your relating story about what
you've been though.
Yeah, and so she gives him the pity rose because she's like--
Another pity rose.
Do you know why I believe that to be true?
She zeroed in on a couple of people that we think,
you know, like--
Will go far.
Like Blake and Garrett and Colton, people that she's
excited about.
Totally.
But she can't go from 12 to 3.
Right.
So she's got to give them to somebody.
OK, so then Chris Harrison walks in.
And he says, no cocktail party.
She's had, you know-- she's had a tough week.
So we're gonna get just straight to the rose ceremony.
She knows what she wants to do.
So we did the rose ceremony.
And it just was so obvious who she
was gonna get rid of, sweet Nick and sweet baby Christon.
So, they're going to Vegas.
And we already get a little tease
that there's going to be some drama with Chris.
Yeah.
Pretty clear--
Ooh, more drama with Jordan and David.
Yeah, and that's obviously a two on one.
It was the--
Who's gonna win that battle?
OK, ready?
David and Jordan.
Ready?
Uh-huh.
I think she sends them both home.
Me, too.
Oh!
Yes!
Nice.
I'm on board.
Yes!
I think she should, at least.
Yes!
Honestly, I look at the guys, and I think how awful they are.
And all I keep thinking about is--
Something's gonna rise to the top.
No, where is he?
Oh, grocery store Joe.
Oh, yeah.
Grocery store Joe.
He could have stuck around.
Joe!
Had he stuck around.
Paradise.
I think your final four is Garrett, Blake,
Colton, and Jason.
Oh, yeah, Jason.
Yeah.
OK, thank you for watching, everybody!
And please be sure to tune in next week.
And as always, comment below to tell us what you think.
One, two, three!
Yay!
Oh, you got it!
Oh, I got them that time.
I bombed.
Bye, [INAUDIBLE].
That's a camera there.
This tastes like apple juice.
[CRASHING]
Oh!
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