- I want to give away something to one lucky person
in the audience.
I'm not gonna tell you--
[cheers and applause]
I'm--I'm not gonna tell you who it is or what it is,
uh, till later, but it's good.
Um, so everyone stand up, uh, stand up.
Everyone stand up. Okay.
[cheering]
I'm gonna ask some questions
and the last person standing wins, okay?
So, stay standing if you have blonde hair.
[disappointed murmuring]
[cheering]
So stay standing if you're here with a family member.
[cheering]
Your hair's not blonde.
All--okay.
Stay standing if you have two kids.
[cheering]
- Stay standing if you're from Canada.
[disappointed murmurs]
[screaming]
All right, hold on.
Hold on, hold on, I messed up.
I have to go back one.
Hold on, stay standing if you have
at least two kids.
At least two kids. All right.
Stay-- all right.
All right, hold on.
Stay standing if you were born in 1978.
[screaming]
Hold on.
Stay standing if you were born March 1978.
[screaming]
Hold on.
Stay standing if you were born March 12, 1978.
[screaming]
All right, I've run out of things.
Come on down.
All right.
[gasping]
All right, so and-- and one of you wrote in, right?
Which one of you wrote in to the show?
You did.
That's why you're here. You didn't even know that.
Why did you write in?
- 'Cause my sister's the biggest fan of your show.
- Oh. - You make her laugh
and giggle and squeal so much.
When she spends a lot of days alone
because her husband works long hours,
and she's dreamed about this since you started
airing your show.
And I wanted to make her dream come true.
- Aww, that's very sweet.
- I love you. - I love you.
[cheers and applause]
[screaming]
- I'm on "The Ellen Show."
- Okay, all right. It's very sweet.
Y'all are very close, aren't you?
- Oh, yes. - Okay.
Do you live near each other?
- No, we live about 18 hour drive from each other.
- 18 hour?
And you get to see each other sometimes?
both: Yes. - Okay, all right.
You should spend more time together.
Right? All right. - We try.
- We want you to spend more time together.
We feel like you should go on a little vacation
the two of you, so we're gonna send you
on a six-day, five-night trip to Cabo San Lucas.
[screaming]
[cheers and applause]
- Thank you!
- We'll be right back. - Thank you.
[Pink's "Today's the Day"]
[cheers and applause]