It’s time for:
Food Adventure Program For Awesome People!
The waffur edition
WAFFURSSS
Okay, quick question did you call it a Wappel?
Wapper
What does it say?
Wapper.
We are not Mir are we?
Wapper
No, Mir that is very adorable of you but,
we are going for subway waffels
And, if you could smell this right now
Like one will inter....inter.. the internet
When will the internet make smell-o-vision
Which could be good and bad
You could smell it as soon as you
Get off the platform
It’s over here and you can smell it from there.
Okay and here’s the thing,
This isn’t just any subway waffle
Where are we?
We’re in Songnae station we went
All the way back to Bucheon for this video
Because we’ve been hankering for these
Waffles for a long time
And we’ve had these waffles in other locations in Seoul
And we’re like ”it’s not the same”
So we came all the way back here
For these subway waffles.
And you can keep talking about stuff,
But I’m leaving.
NANANANANANA
Ok, We gotta talk quickly because the line up is moving
But can I just tell you, everytime I come here
There’s always a line up.
It does not matter what time of day it is
It doesn’t matter if you wait outside being like ”The line up will go down”
It never goes down, it’s the never ending line up
These people are rolling in bank
They’ve got mansions in Beverly hills
From all the waffles they sell.
Hello, two waffles please!
Okay.
There is nothing nutritious about this
It’s waffle, covered in white sauce
And they drizzled with syrup
I don’t know what else is in here
No no no no no no
It’s actually not covered in syrup,
it’s covered in apple butter
They use like an apple butter,
Like an apple something
It doesn’t taste like honey,
It doesn’t taste like sugar,
it’s like an amazing combination, look ok.
We need to do some sexy food porn shots
Because Simon is just gonna eat all of his
Ooh haha I’m supposed to be
Oopsie was I supposed to be supposed
To be showing something to someone
Or did I travel all the way to Bucheon
To eat a waffle?
Answer the question.
Eat a wappur
Simon is grooming the apple butter
from his hands like a hamster or cat
Who has apparently inhaled all his food
Without chewing, did you chew your food?
I do, I just chewed it excessively
While Leigh was filming the food porn shots
Do you have more teeth than me?
I’m a big boy
I’m an adult, I can eat my waffles in-
You know, we didn’t buy one for Leigh
So we should probably get one for Leigh
You did not.
Why don’t we give Leigh
A skill testing question to see if she deserves a bite.
NOOOOOOO
If Leigh wants to get one, she’s gonna have to name
One of the members of JYJ
Jun.....Su?
You can take a bite of my waffle
While Martina talks I gotta wash my hands
Because I’m actually starting to get
My fingers stuck together
There’s a good reason to why
We think this waffle is the best
Waffle in Seoul
I guess it’s not Seoul I guess it’s Bucheon
Best waffle in Korea
Was because a lot of Korean style
Waffles are crispy
So crispy, you know what I’m talking about Leigh?
Like you bite into it and it’s almost
Like they make it from a rice flour
And it just kinda crunches
and I’m mhm
This is like a soft, you can see that it’s
It’s like movable
And whatever they put in it,
It doesn’t taste like sugar.
We’ve had some that they just
slavered on sugar but this
doesn’t taste like that.
Are you trying to eat more of my waffle?
No, they didn’t have any towels in there.
EW!
Yes, excellent.
So we forgot to tell you how much this all costs.
A dollar, for a waffle!
Even less than a dollar it’s cheonwon
Which is like 85 cents
For a delicious waffle
And a one way trip to diabetus