Oh, look who's home.
Hi guys.
OH ... Hi oh, hello welcome
Goodby- Hello? Hi? Goodbye.
Welcome.
Here let me help you guys in with the...
let me help you guys with the...
What the fuck is wrong...what the fuck is this?
I always wanted to climb on top of the Hollywood sign like this.
Oh wait.. oh..ohhhhh...
Los Santos police, you're under arrest.
Sit still so I can shoot you in the face!
I am the real police.
Come back!
Uh, I am in pursuit of a white 1996 El Dorado.
He's going south on Binderston.
End of the line, fucko...
Uh, suspect has left the vehicle. I will pursue him in the yellow bumblebee car, and run him over
cause that's funny...
and then Im gonna shoot him...
I guess crime does pay with gettin shot...
[GTA: Vice City Theme]
I got the suitcase, I got the money.
Get outta here, thats mine!
You son of a bi- [Chuckles]
I can get it, I can get it, I can get it!
THE MONEY IS MINE!!!
FUCK! RIGHT IN MY PAWS
I need this!
Turbo mode, engage.
Uh ohh...
Get the fuck outta the way, the green hornet!
Get the hell outta here green goblin lookin car!
Oh! I can shoot this guy... I can shoot him right through the.. right through the
Can i shoot?
BOOF... aw. [Chuckles]
I killed that guy by crashing-
THE MONEY'S RIGHT THERE
I GOT THE MONEY X2
[???]
No!
Fuck ME!
I can snipe him with the Uzi!
Stop it!
Oh- Oh shit!
Watch out for my spin MOVE!
Imma cut this guy off, watch this... he doesn't know about the secret way. I go to the side... watch...
[Car noise]
Looks like crime...
BOOM
...only pays the doctor.
When you get shot.
[Smug laughter]
Oh boy, I have Monkey Man on my team.
Now, the goal of this one is you gotta run away from the jet airplanes- OH SHIT! Oh, fuck...
Okay, you gotta run away from the jet airplanes on the motorcycle.
Where are the shitty jet players?
Yea- oh, I see one.
I see one comin' up.
He's tryin' to hit me with the missiles.
You guys suck dick!
I haven't seen jet players this bad since Stevie Wonder demoed the game at E3.
Uh, I believe it was on the Xbox stage back in 2012.
Oh shit- OH SHI- I got distracted!
fuckin' airplane...
Oh, look at that one! Look- Oh my G- Ha! He hit the ground!
Oh my God!
That fuckin' airplane hit the ground and came back up...
Oh, look at that one...
oh
I think that one just crashed
[Snickering]
This is the best game type.
Oh, shit...