Now, ladies and gentlemen, it is time for our
Unexpected Star Of The Show!
CHEERING
Every week on the Big Show,
we surprise a member of the public by making their dream come true
and giving them the opportunity to perform on this very stage.
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So, let's meet tonight's Unexpected Star.
There she is. Aw! APPLAUSE
This is Brooke Guess.
She's only 12 years old. She's a schoolgirl from Milton Keynes.
She's been nominated by her mum and dad, Siobhan and Kevin,
who're in the audience tonight.
Let's hear it for Siobhan and Kevin! CHEERING
All right, so where are you? Hello, darling.
This is Mum Siobhan - lovely to meet you!
FAMILY CHEERS
Mum Siobhan! And Dad Kev? Yeah! There you are! Now,
because she is 12 years old... Yes. ..we didn't want her
walking out of the door of the corridor onto the stage...
I know. ..and giving her the fright of her life! Yeah.
Also, to get a child here on her own is also incredibly irresponsible!
LAUGHTER
So, rather than be irresponsible, we organised something today,
which you were part of... Yes.
..then gave her a little bit of a surprise.
We told the children we were going to have a go on the London Eye
and then we were going to just walk around and see London.
Right. So, we'd come into what we thought was
a fortune-teller... You took her to our little secret room... Yeah.
..adjacent to the theatre. I did, yes.
That's how it was this morning, and after we got our hands on it...
Yes! LAUGHTER
"Mystic Mac - Fortune Teller To The Stars."
And that is where you took Brooke... Yes. ..earlier today.
We did! Well, let's have a look at what happened.
FOREIGN ACCENT: Hello! I am Mystic Mac -
Fortune Teller To The Stars and part-time minicab driver.
Very good at predicting traffic.
So, let me show you around where Brooke is going to come later.
She will be coming here to meet with me
and I will give her readings and predict her future.
She will notice how I am very celebrated.
There are photo over here, with me with Her Majesty the Queen.
Also with Beyonce, making joke with her. Ha-ha!
This was when we were having dessert in restaurant and she said,
"Would you like dessert?" and I said...
# I don't think you're ready for this jelly!
# I don't think you're ready for this jelly! #
And she laughed so much here.
I see you later. This will be fun, yes?
# Anything can happen! Anything can... #
KEV: This looks horoscope-y.
"Fortune Teller To The Stars!"
Ooh! Right! What do you reckon, Brooke? Shall we go in, then?
Right, we'll go in. See you in a bit. See you later.
See you in a bit, Brooke. Bye.
BELL RINGS
Hello? Hello! Thank you for coming.
Nice to meet you. Don't tell. Siobhan? Yes! Yes! Hello!
Is this lovely Brooke? Yeah. Shalom, welcome.
Please, would you like to come in?
This is my new place. What do you think? It looks nice?
It's very nice! Yes. It's always very exciting
for first-timers to come. Please, yes, sit down.
Thank you. Hello, yes, Brooke.
Are you believers in...in future tellings? I am, definitely, yeah.
Yes, you think? I like stuff like this.
I already know, because I can see future,
that this will be very successful! STUDIO AUDIENCE LAUGHS
So if I give, please, left hand?
OK, so...
I can tell already, from this, 12 years old.
Yes, 12 years old? Yeah. Yes.
And I can tell also you are unmarried, from this?
LAUGHTER Unmarried.
And I see no children or grandchildren at the moment?
No other children, grandchildren, nothing like that? No. OK!
So this is palmistry. Now, I would like to show...
This is always a bit of fun. I can look into crystal ball here.
And it could be about you, it could be about anything, just pop out!
Let's see what happen.
HE GRUNTS
Artificial!
Artificial? BROOKE GIGGLES
That is tomorrow's Countdown Conundrum.
LAUGHTER
OK, maybe I need more of your name. What is your surname, please?
Um, Guess. Don't challenge me.
Oh, sorry, I thought... It is actually Guess!
OK... THEY LAUGH
Your name is Guess? Yes!
I am fortune-teller and your name is... I say, "What is name?"
You say, "Guess!" Sorry, I thought...
Are you joke with me or is it real? No, no, genuinely, genuinely.
If I was to guess, honestly, from heart... Mm-hm?
..I would have said your surname is...Guess.
STUDIO AUDIENCE LAUGHS, IT DROWNS THEM OUT
Let me see if I can find other information about you.
Do you have pets? A pet at home? Yes, I have. OK.
Lion?
Smaller. It's smaller than lion.
Yes. Sorry, I... Sorry. It's cat? Cat? Yes, a cat.
You have more than one cat? Yes, I have more than one cat.
Freddie!
Freddie? Yeah, Freddie!
Freddie? Freddie! They are both called Freddie?
No, one is called... No, don't tell me!
Gaz... Gaza... Gazza...
Ga... Giz... Geez... Geeza!
Giz... Giz...? ..mm-mm...
Giz... Giz-mah...
Gizmo! Yes! Gizmo! Come on! Yes!
Oh, it is starting to work.
OK, now I think about you, I see, um...
Ah, I see... # Baby... Baby...
# Baby, you're a firework! #
# I kissed a girl, like it! #
This is a singer on your wall? A poster? No?
SIOBHAN GIGGLES
Katy Perry? Is person? Katy Perry! Yes, it's her songs?
I feel I have done it right. Yes! Yes. Yes, I told you! This is good!
OK, now, I have a lot of energy come from you about singing?
Singing. You like singing? I like to sing, yeah. Yes!
This is very strong for me, this. Yes, you like to sing.
You like a lot? I like a lot of singing.
This feels everything, everything to me, coming to me about singing.
I see very big things for you, actually.
I see many people, many people happy, I see audience,
I see thousands, I see you alone singing.
I see... I see TV! TV show!
I see BBC One! Solid... solid ratings on this show.
LAUGHTER
Is this dream for you, to sing? Yeah.
Brooke, would you like to know when I see this? OK, yeah.
I see this tonight, Brooke.
OK!
Have you heard of Chinese comedian Michael McIntyre?
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
I tell you what I see when I look around this room as well.
I see... I see camera here. SIOBHAN LAUGHS
I see camera here. You see a camera?
This beard seems to be falling off me a little bit.
I see... I see camera over there.
In fact, even in here, is a man... Oh, my God! What's happening?
SIOBHAN LAUGHS Oh, my God!
NORMAL VOICE: Also, I'm not sure that I am...a fortune-teller.
AUDIENCE APPLAUDS Oh, my God!
LAUGHTER Oh, dear!
Oh, my gosh!
Brooke, I am indeed Michael McIntyre! Oh, my gosh!
Let me tell you what's happening, Brooke.
Oh, my heart is, like, going, "Whoa! Whoa!"
Right next door is a theatre and, tonight,
it's going to be full of 2,000 people on
Michael McIntyre's Big Show and I can tell you that all your family
and 40 of your friends are here... Oh, my gosh!
..to see you perform tonight, if you will agree to be
my Unexpected Star Of The Show. Yes! Oh, my gosh, I'm shaking!
Come with me.
THEY LAUGH, AUDIENCE APPLAUSE CONTINUES
Brooke, there's a cameraman in there. He's actually in here.
Give him a wave!
Hi!
See you tonight, guys!
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Aw, wasn't she amazing?
Now, ladies and gentlemen, the time has come.
My next guest is about to give us the performance of her life.
And then it's bath, teeth and bed.
Put your hands together, please,
for our youngest ever Unexpected Star Of The Show.
It's 12-year-old Brooke, ladies and gentlemen.
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# If I
# Shou...would stay
# I would only be
# In your way
# So I'll go
# But I know
# I'll think of you every step of the way
# And I-I-I
# Will always love you
# I will always
# Love you
# You
# My darling, you
# Mm
# I hope life treats you kind
# And I hope you have all you've dreamed of
# And I wish you joy and happiness
# But above all this, I wish you love
# And I-I-I
# Will always love you
# I will always love you
# Oh, I will always love you
# I will always love
# You
# I will always love you. #
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Yay!
Come on up, Mum and Dad. Come on.
You were brilliant, darling.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's our Unexpected Star Of The Show, Brooke.
What about that? How are you feeling?
I'm happy. I'm happy, I'm happy, yeah, I'm happy. I'm very happy.
Well, you did fantastically well, didn't she? Wonderful.
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Was that everything you hoped it would be? More, more.
Absolutely adorable. Thank you so much.
Ladies and gentlemen, one more time for Brooke.
The absolutely sensational little star that she is. Brooke!