>>> AND NOW IT'S TIME TO GET WOKE WITH TAMIKA.
WITH YOUR HOST, TAMIKA. [ APPLAUSE ]
>> HELLO, AND WELCOME TO "GET WOKE WITH TAMIKA."
I'M YOUR HOST TAMIKA. AND Y'ALL ABOUT TO GET WOKE WITH
TAMIKA. I'M TAMIKA.
FIRST TOPIC, DISCRIMINATION. IT'S WRONG.
SECOND TOPIC, PROGRESS. IT'S RIGHT.
THIRD TOPIC, "HOUSE OF CARDS." I LIKED IT.
AND THAT'S THE TOPICS. OKAY.
LET'S BRING OUT OUR FIRST GUEST. MY PRODUCERS TELL ME THAT SHE'S
AN AUTHOR AND AN ACTIVIST. PLEASE WELCOME MEGAN GRAY.
♪♪♪ >> WOW.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME, TAMIKA.
>> NOW, MY PRODUCERS TELL ME THAT YOU ARE HERE TO PROMOTE A
WHITE WOMAN'S PROTEST? WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?
>> WELL, NO. ACTUALLY, IT'S JUST A WOMEN'S
RIGHTS PROTEST. >> SO YOU ARE PROTESTING BLACK
WOMEN'S RIGHTS TOO? >> NO, WE'RE NOT.
-- WE ARE NOT PROTESTING WOMEN'S RIGHTS AT ALL.
WAR PROTESTING FOR WOMEN'S RIGHTS.
>> OKAY, BECAUSE I WAS ABOUT TO SAY TAKE THAT NONSENSE TO
ANOTHER SHOW. 'CAUSE THAT IS NOT WOKE.
>> WELL, THE PROTEST IS JUST AN OPPORTUNITY FOR ALL WOMEN TO
UNITE AND BE STRONG TOGETHER. >> OH.
THEN JUST SAY THAT. THAT'S VERY WOKE.
WHY YOU MESSED THAT UP? THAT'S WHY I GOT MAD.
>> I'M SORRY. I GUESS I GOT A LITTLE NERVOUS.
IT'S A SCARY TIME FOR WOMEN IN THIS COUNTRY.
>> SCARY? SHOOT, MAYBE FOR YOU.
BUT TAMIKA IS NOT SCARED OF ANYTHING, EXCEPT FOR GOD AND
FRIED FISH THAT STILL GOT THE HEAD AND THE EYES IN IT.
DON'T LOOK AT ME WHILE I'M EATING YOU.
>> AGAIN, I WASN'T IMPLYING THAT YOU WOULD --
>> LET'S JUST MOVE ON TO OUR SPONSORS, OKAY, BECAUSE YOU ARE
FRUSTRATING ME. TODAY'S "GET WOKE WITH TAMIKA"
IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY BREITBART NEWS.
YOUR ONE STOP SHOP FOR ALL NEWS. BREITBART NEWS -- WE'RE GREAT!
>> WAIT, IS THIS SHOW SERIOUSLY SPONSORED BY BREITBART?
>> YES. THEY LIKE THAT I'M NOT AFRAID TO
HIT BOTH SIDES. LET'S BRING OUT THE SECOND
GUEST. OH, PRODUCERS.
LET'S BRING OUT THE SECOND GUEST.
THIS GIRL NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION. PLEASE WELCOME HER.
OH, OKAY. MY PRODUCERS ARE TELLING ME THAT
SHE ACTUALLY DOES IN FACT NEED AN INTRODUCTION.
SHE HAS THE BUTT THAT I'M CURRENTLY WORKING TOWARD.
PLEASE WELCOME INSTAGRAM MODEL BIANCA TWERKS.
>> HI, EVERYBODY. SHOULD I GET ANOTHER CHAIR OR --
>> HMM, LET ME ASK MY PRODUCER. WE NEED ANOTHER CHAIR.
SO WE DON'T HAVE ANY MORE CHAIRS?
WELL, WHAT IF SHE STANDS THEN FOR THE REST OF THE SHOW.
OKAY, I'LL ASK HER. MEGAN, WOULD YOU MIND STANDING
UP FOR THE REST OF THE SHOW? >> I GUESS NOT.
>> SHE SAYS SHE DON'T MIND. >> OKAY.
THAT MAKES SENSE. OKAY.
I'LL TELL HER. MEGAN, WE JUST WANT YOU TO
LEAVE. >> WHAT?
OKAY. >> AND WHILE SHE DOES THAT,
LET'S THANK ANOTHER ONE OF OUR SPONSORS.
"GET WOKE WITH TAMIKA" IS ALSO BROUGHT TO YOU BY RUSSIA.
YOUR ONE STOP SHOP FOR NEWS. RUSSIA -- WE'LL KEEP THE LIGHT
ON FOR YOU. NOW, BIANCA, WHEN DID YOU DECIDE
TO BECOME A INSTAGRAM BUTT MODEL?
>> I'M NOT A BUTT MODEL ANYMORE. I REVIEW MOVIES NOW.
I CHANGED MY NAME TO BIANCA'S REVIEWS.
>> WELL THEN YOU ARE JUST WASTING YOUR BUTT.
>> THE FIRST MOVIE I'LL BE REVIEW ING
IS "GEOSTORM." >> GEO STORM?
THAT CAR SUCKS! I USED TO DRIVE ONE UNTIL MY EX
CUT THE BRAKES. >> IT'S NOT ABOUT THE CAR, IT'S
ABOUT CLIMATE CONTROL AND MAN-MADE HURRICANES.
YOU KNOW THAT CAN HAPPEN FOR REAL.
>> NO, IT CAN'T. EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT HURRICANES
IS JUST GOD YELLING AT HIS WIFE. I CAN'T TAKE ALL THOSE HOLLYWOOD
LIES. THE LAST MOVIE I LIKED WAS
"MOONLIGHT." AND I LOVED IT 'CAUSE IT WAS SO
WOKE. >> I LOVED "MOONLIGHT", TOO.
THE STORY OF A YOUNG BLACK MAN EXPLORING HIS
HOMOSEXUALITY IN THE INNER CITY. >> HIS WHAT?
>> HIS HOMOSEXUALITY. THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS GAY,
GIRL. >> WHAT THE HELL WAS YOU
WATCHING? "MOONLIGHT" IS A MOVIE ABOUT A
GROUP OF BLACK PEOPLE IN TUXEDOS TAKING TROPHIES AWAY FROM A
GROUP OF WHITE PEOPLE IN TUXEDOS.
IT WAS HILARIOUS. >> OH, NO, YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT
THE OSCARS. I'M TALKING ABOUT THE ACTUAL
MOVIE. >>> WANTED TO ARGUE WITH YOU
ABOUT THIS BUT I'M GETTING FRUSTRATED AGAIN.
THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE. TUNE IN NEXT WEEK.
WHAT? WE CAN'T END THE SHOW YET?
WELL, HOW LONG DOES A TALK SHOW USUALLY -- HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN
GOING? FOUR MINUTES?
WELL WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? CAN'T WE JUST ROLL THE CREDITS
TO FILL IN TIME? OKAY, OKAY.
COOL. ♪♪♪
>> "GET WOKE WITH TAMIKA" WAS WRITTEN, PRODUCED AND CREATED BY
TAMIKA. >> SO HOW LONG WAS THAT?
OH, NO!