Hey, I'm Joshua Bassett.
I star in High School Musical, the Musical, the Series.
And today, Ellen has challenged me
to create a chorus for these fake song titles.
This is "Chaotic Choruses."
[MUSIC PLAYING]
"Oh!
This Tea is Too Hot."
Ooh, all right.
Oh, jeez.
I'm--
(SINGING) Oh, my tongue, it can handle a lot.
Oh, but this tea, this tea, it's too hot.
I said my tongue, it can handle a lot.
Oh, this tea's too hot.
Ah.
Oh, this tea's too hot.
Come on.
"And I Oop (sksksksk)."
Oh, boy.
(SINGING) And I oop, sk, sk, sk, sk.
And I oop, sk, sk, sk, sk.
Oh, god.
And I oop, sk, sk, sk, sk.
That's what I do.
I said, and I oop, sk, sk, sk, sk.
Ah, sk, sk, sk, sk.
Thank you so much.
That's my debut single.
"And I Oop (sksksksk)."
Thank you.
"Skeletons and Dirt Bikes."
I love how the S's are dollar signs.
That's something fun.
(SINGING) All I need to get me through the night
is my skeleton and my dirt bike.
All I need to get me through the night
is my skeleton and my dirt bike.
I don't need much.
I just need the skeleton's love.
Got my skeleton and my dirt bike to get me through the night.
[MOTOR RUNNING]
"The Grocery Store is a Vibe."
Oh, boy.
Oh, me, oh, my.
Here we go.
(SINGING) We got our fruits, we got our veggies
to make it through the night.
I got my girl with me 'cause the grocery store is a vibe.
Down the aisles, away we go, in the Nutella.
I got my baby by my side.
Because she's my only love.
And the grocery store is a vibe.
It's keeping me alive.
And the grocery store is a vibe.
It's literally keeping me alive because it's food.
"Our CoStars Aligned."
(SINGING) You and me were destined to be.
If you look at our astrology.
'Cause I'll take it as a sign that our costars,
our costars align.
Thank you.
"Heartbreak on the 405."
That's actually an amazing song title.
"Heartbreak on the 405."
(SINGING) You said goodbye on that one drive.
It was heartbreak on the 405.
And I was so sad inside.
Yeah, it was heartbreak on the 405.
405, that one night, it was heartbreak on the 405.
Heartbreak on the 405.
Thank you.
All right, well, we definitely made some questionably
certifiable bops.
Thank you so much for having me, Ellen.
Peace.
[MUSIC PLAYING]