Are you ready?
Yeah
Hey there Juggies, it's your ol' pal McJuggerNuggets here,
and yes, my brother Jeffery is on the couch with me.
Hello, Juggies!
(Fake Laughter)
This is sort of awkward for us, we're usually, this is rare form,
and the reason we're appearing in front of you today
is we have a special announcement, or actually a plan
that we wanted to share with you guys.
A scheme! We got a scheme here!
Yeah, you can just let me talk for the majority of this.
We want to get back at my dad for smashing the playbutton.
um, becuse that is
I'm sorry, am I boring you?
If I don't talk, I kind of lose interest.
Yeah, maybe you should shave so we can actually see that you have a mouth.
Do you see why he's not on the videos, ever?
It was in February!
February, because Kate moved out.
When my dad smashed my playbutton,
and we literally watched it happen, and we need to get
We need to get revenge.
You keep saying my playbutton, it was my fucking playbutton.
You really, you want to fight on video?
No Jesse, I don't want to fight on video.
So anyways, it's our playbutton, we're both affected by that, and we want to get back at our dad,
and we came up with an idea.
A good idea!
Great idea!
We wanted to do eye for an eye, we wanted something that was a fair, just
Hammurabi's Code!
I don't, I don't know.
(Laughter)
I can't stand this guy
He's not gay, he's a grown ass man.
Manchild we call that.
We want to destroy something priceless of our father's,
that being, he was a child prodigy when it came to softball,
and he even played some golf, believe it or not,
and he has a shit ton of trophies that he keeps downstairs on shelves, like prized possessions.
For sentimental reasons!
These things are really cheap, but they mean a lot to him.
Yes, and they will be destroyed.
Well actually, let's show you guys we're planning on destroying.
That the only option?
Well yeah, I told you this. We're going to leave the couch, go downstairs and film the trophies.
I got to put them in a box, and then we got to show closeups,
of literally his name, to show that they're real, because people keep saying they're fucking fake and shit.
Okay!
See now, you wouldn't understand that,
because you just post videos on my account. You don't do all the back end stuff,
You don't see all the analytics, all the research, all the responding to comments.
You don't even freaking care, you don't even have social media!
You don't even know what a tweet is!
But, but examining all that analytics, there would be no point unless you had a video up.
So... moving on!
Yeah, these are all dad's trophies... from the glory days, the eighties!
Baseball, softball, figurines, I never really knew the difference.
Oh, well, we don't want to break them already.
Holy shit, that's huge!
Oh my God, this is ridiculous, this is probably a bad idea, but
this is what he gets. Look at all these trophies guys, just to give you an idea!
This one's pretty heavy.
So, what, you think it will smash good?
It'll definitely smash good, then I feel like, most of the heavier ones I feel like he takes more pride in.
I don't think it's necessarily the tall ones are the ones that he cares about, I feel like the ones that seem...
Okay, alright, yeah your just, okay.
When Jefferey's in front of the camera, he just doesn't shut the fuck up.
This is actually being filmed really late at night, so
Yea you just keep picking them out... MVP of the year!
Oh man, that's gonna be fucked!
MVP of the year is like a 100k, we need to find the equivalent of a 100k trophy.
This is for coaching my little league team, we're gonna have to keep that one.
What's like the one we really need to destroy?
What's the equivalent of a 100k subs?
This one look like it's ready to break anyways.
A lot of these are second place.
That's probably why he's such a pissed off person because he's always second.
I never actually looked at these!
I'll just smash them all. I'm guessing that...
This one will probably mean the most. Yeah, it looks the biggest.
That's gonna smash great.
Yeah, we'll see. We'll see when we get out there.
So, it's really late at night when we're filming this, we're just gathering up all the trophies and we're gonna
put them in this box, and keep them stored away.
So, how this is gonna work is, sometime within the next week, we're gonna get dad
either outside on the patio or on the driveway,
because that way I can really smash these trophies against a hard surface, and
that way he'll have to watch what we're doing, like we'll bring them outside
Jefferey's gonna have the camera filming, which actually you can take it now while I'm explaining all this
It's been a while.
So we're going to take all these trophies, put them in this box,
and sometime within the next week, we're gonna get dad outside
I'm gonna smash them, just like throw them down on the ground, smash them on the driveway, and
Well hold on, don't put them in the box just yet, he'll think somethings up. Let's just leave them out here for now.
Alright, yeah, you're right, you're right. We should probably hide this box.
Oh, no the box is fine, like we just toss it back there somewhere,
there's a bunch of shit over there anyways.
So I'm gonna be the, kind of the fall guy. Are you gonna film me, or are you doing?
Hey! So I'm gonna be kind of the fall guy for this one while Jefferey films.
Hopefully we can get a great reaction out of him, and get some payback for the freaking playbutton
because that's bullshit.
We'll see how he likes it. I bet he's not gonna be able to handle it, and we'll see how he feels.
Jefferey's just gonna be filming. Just filming as usual.
This way maybe we can actually be a team here.
You think you can handle that? I can handle it.
I still don't trust you for shit but
Just wait till that gold playbutton comes in, motherfucker.
(Laughter)
It's Jesse in the background!
(More Laughter)
God damn it.
This is for our scheme, Juggies
Let us know in the comments below if you think its gonna go well, maybe some tips on how we can
better pull this off
Get your ass beat.
I'm sure that won't happen
I don't think he will, cause I think he's gonna see that he fucked up,
and he shouldn't have destroyed our playbutton.
I mean, we're adult men, and we shouldn't be afraid of our dad. You're right, he is that rational.
All you have to do is freaking film, that's it.
I'm the one that's actually smashing stuff. I am gonna do it.
Wait, so you actually care about getting my ass beat?
No, I think that's what you want to see.
I think that's what YouTube want's to see.
I'm sure that won't happen! I just want to get back at dad so,
we'll hopefully be able to pull this off within the next week and we can get that video out to you guys,
and I hope it goes well, and we get revenge.
Well, what do you guys think of the scheme? It's not
Sorry, I have some sort of. The mic is really sensitive, can you not blow?
I have some dirt on me.
Alright, so. It's attached to a hair.
Follicle.
Hair follicle.
Why are you? Sorry! Please continue.
Alright Juggies! Thanks for watching and keep it ridgid!
Keep it ridgid?
That's my sign off. It's, you know, Ridgid Studios? You know what?
We can call my fan followers Ridgies! How about that? Ridgies? Ridgies!
Yeah, I think that, I think that's copyrighted.
Is it? Is it? Ridgies? Ridgies!
Like for Ridgies!
We should start a hashtag. Hashtag what? #revenge.
That makes sense, right? Usually it's gotta be something creative.
Like, can you not do that?
You don't even have Twitter, so you wouldn't know. I don't know what hashtags are.
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