I love you.
Aww, I love you too boo. (I ship it!)
You are the only one for me.
Really?
*Door Opens*
I knew it! (Oh shet, things just got real)
Who is that?
I don't even like her!
*more overlapping yelling*
Wait! Who are you?
I am the girl friend! (Oh damn)
DUN DUN
So I'm the side chick?
And that's when I realized I was the side chick.
*Class raises hands with more interest*
Okay.
How can you tell if you're a side chick?
If you're here, you're a side chick.
But I'll tell you how.
Uh, what time does he text you?
One in the morning?
Side chick.
What's your name on his phone?
Aunty Jay.
Are you an aunt?
No.
Side chick.
You.
Um, how long have you known him?
Two years.
Have you met his family?
No.
Side chick.
And my favorite of all
Where does he hide you?
He doesn't hide me-
*slap* (Ow)
in the closet!
Okay well let me tell you what happens when I'm in public with him
Babe, why can't we be girlfriend and boyfriend already?
Babe, you know I'm allergic to titles. (best excuse ever)
I know I don't want you to get sick but-
But i'm still yours.
Aw thank you.
Hey man!
Woah!
Hey
What are you up to?
I'm just taking out the trash.
Your girlfriend called, she was worried sick..
*yelling*
What's in there?
A tarantula!
Run!
*yelling*
*more overlapping yelling*
Why did you hide me from your friend?
Baby, you dont understand. He's America's most wanted and I didn't want him to want you.
Well that makes sense.
I...I just want to protect you.
Thank god.
You know I hide you from anyone.
Oh hey...
*shouting*
Hey hey, how is it going?
What you doing?
Uhh... Just taming my bear. (Savage)
Oh come on!
And that's what happens when I am in public with him.
But wait a minute. I am always out in public with the girl I like.
Always walking her dog, always carrying her grocery bags, I even painted her house!
Yeah, yeah, you are a sidekick. You are friendzoned. You are in the w-wrong class.
But her boyfriend-
GET OUT!
Say "bye" to the sidekick!
*in unison* Bye!
Next question.
Okay you.
Okay, what if the guy I'm dating doesn't want to tell his girlfriend that he is gay?
Yeah. Next question.
Mom?
Your dad wants...
WAIT, NO NO NO!
All right, I want to tell you what happens during the night.
That was amazing babe, right?
We didn't do anything.
Oh, you know what time it is? Right Felicia, I mean Lele.
Babe, uh, come here. Sit down.
Okay, why do you always have to leave at 4 a.m.? Why can't you just stay and sleepover?
All right. Let's just cut to the chase. In all honesty, the thing is, seriously, truly speaking, le-let me tell you something.
Cut to the chase, bottom line, you know?
Here it goes, let me start over.
WHAT?
HELLO, you didn't say ANYTHING.
I SAID EVERYTHING!
It's not fair! It's literally been five months. And you've been literally...
Okay, okay, I'll stay Melissa. Okay?
Melissa!?
*sneaks out of Lele's house*
UGH, DID YOU FART?! (ew.)
And that's what happens at night.
Guys, he's calling!!
WAIT!
NO ONE SAY ANYTHING!
Hello?
*mumbles*
Uh, uh, okay, bah?
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF THE WOMANIZER!
*applauses*
Block the number!
*in unison* BLOCK HIM! BLOCK HIM!
HE'S BLOCKED! (YO GO GURL)
*still in unison* Woo!
I feel so much better now!
Well now let me tell you what's gonna happen if you meet the girlfriend, okay?
It's never her fault.
So, what you have to do is you have to be friends with her.
Let's calm down, okay?
Like I am in your side. I didn't know anything about this. I am as shocked as you are.
I am not apologizing because I know that you can beat the crap out of me.
We have to be friends here, okay? He was using both of us!
I knew you would understand.
OH, DAMN, AND THAT'S WHY I AM WITH YOU!
YOU GOT KNOCKED THE EFF OUT!
Sometimes, it's not gonna go well, but I at the end, you are gonna feel more relieved, and you know what?
Now look at me. I am in a real relationship with someone that's faithful and I am happy now.
Oh, there he is!
Baby!
Papi, what are you doing here!?
PAAPI?
How do you guys know each other!?
Oh, um...
*in unison* Side chick.
Oh..
Listen.
We are in the same team, we are being played here, don't worry about it. I am your friend.
You're right..you're right. I mean we are all sidechicks here *Lele freaks out* (aww, ill be chu frand)
*outro music*