- Yo, Ronnie, check this out bro.
- I turn around and I'm like, oh (beep) like.
- Wait a second is (beep) Vinny?
- These two people they hate each other, go figure.
♪ If you wanna have fun and do something ♪
♪ If you wanna have fun and do something crazy ♪
(retches) (laughs)
- Oh my god I hate you guys.
Where's the boys?
(light instrumental music)
- I just wanted to cuddle with one of the roommates.
And I wanted to test out all the guys beds
to see which bed is comfy enough to sleep in.
Oh, hello, just saying hello.
Wake up, are you naked?
(screams) (laughs)
Want to go wake up Vinny?
Vinny, Vinny.
Boo, boo.
Hey, sexy man, whoo!
- Come spoon with me.
- Vinny's bed is the winner, so I put my jammies on
and I went into Vinny's room.
(energetic music)
- [Pauly D] J-Woww has a boyfriend
but she's the type of girl that doesn't care.
- You don't understand how bad I want you.
- You don't understand how bad I want you!
- So she wants to have fun and wants to have a boyfriend.
So she's like I want to have my cake and eat it too.
And I'll play that game.
Like I'll be that guy, I don't care.
(sexy music)
- I start dancing and it's getting
kind of a little bit intimate.
We're getting real sexual.
Our faces are touching and we're
teasing each other to that point where it's like
let's see who makes that first move.
(slow music)
After the club, I'm going upstairs to lay down.
And like J-Woww comes and lays down with me.
So, we were kind of flirting with each other all night.
So, we just continued that at the house.
(sensual music)
We're starting to kiss, we're getting a little bit crazy.
She's rubbing on me and I'm rubbing on her a little bit.
We're going to hook up, definitely.
The party is in Paul D pants tonight.
- You have your penis pierced, I love it.
- No one knows. - I know it.
He's bad news when it comes to me.
I just saw your penis.
'Cause I technically I guess
cheated on my boyfriend with him.
(energetic music)
- I was vibing with Sam the first couple days.
And I figured that I was gonna make a move on her.
(upbeat music)
We had a lot of fun.
We're attracted to each other
and just started hooking up.
(upbeat
Tonight's gonna be a good night.
The Situation just never fails.
(techno music)
- Ronnie is hot (giggles).
Ronnie is just (beep) hot.
- Sammi came up to me, started dancing with me.
And I was just like, but I thought her and Mike
had a little thing going.
She really surprised me.
I really didn't even expect it.
You blew my mind tonight, I had no idea.
- One thing led to another, we were both feeling it.
(rock music)
- [Mike] What is this going on right now?
- Holy (beep), that's a whole drama situation right there.
(rock music)
- I saw you with Ronnie.
Go hook up with Ronnie real quick for me,
go hook up with Ronnie.
- Mike, you turned into a (beep) bitch.
You're really jealous throwing me the middle finger
the whole night like we were something, we were nothing.
- She can't turn back now.
So I'm trying to let her know, you made your own bed.
- [Pauly D] Yo, tell me why, tell me why.
- [Ronnie] That club is so ill yo, it's so sick.
- [Mike] I love that club.
- Yo Ronnie, check this out bro.
- I turn around and I'm like, oh (beep).
Wait a second is (beep) Vinny.
These two people, they hate each other, go figure.
- Staten Island ferry son.
- Angelina thinks like a guy
so she wants to get laid,
Vinny is a guy so he wants to get laid.
Angelina's wide, bro!
That's Miami for ya.
Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
- Can we stop so Vinny can buy a Fossil watch?
I'm trying to get in there.
(door slamming)
- Come on Angelina, bye (beep).
- Vinny are you serious right now?
- Ya I was (beep) right now, I can hear it.
- Yeah 'cause we can hear it girl!
- Go away! - I'm getting (beep).
(clapping)
- What the, explain to me what's going on right now?
- Yo listen, me and Angelina need some privacy.
- All right bro. - Oh my God Vinny,
are you crazy?
- Vinny calls Angelina a Staten Island dump.
Like Vinny gave Angelina the Staten Island dump name.
I'm gonna let you smoosh bro,
it ain't even bother me bro.
- Your bed is comfortable though.
- It is very comfy.
♪ Shawty you should log on ♪
♪ You know Imma take it there ♪
- I'm in Miami I'm a single girl,
I can do whatever I want.
Vinny's cute, I'm down for it, I don't care.
- They're both from Staten Island bro.
Goes without saying!
- Pauly's looking really good
in the club tonight I'm like mmm.
- What do you want me to do?
Just tell me! - Kiss!
- Right now? - Okay.
(upbeat music) (screaming)
- I called this!
- In the words of Pauly D,
this the best thing of my life!
- We ended up making out, it was fun,
she's a good kisser I'm a good kisser.
- Let's hook up and cuddle.
- Yeah, I know.
- My game plan is, flirt with Pauly,
make out with him a couple times,
and then who knows maybe his Italian sausage
will be in my (beep).
What was Mike trying to do with you?
- Oh he just keeps touching me, it's gross.
I'm like get off of me.
(upbeat music)
- (beep) Deena, please.
- I'm probably going to but,
I feel bad though. - Why?
- Because if I hook up with other girls,
I don't want her to get feelings like that though.
- No, 'cause she knows you guys are best friends,
but she's always wanted to (beep) you so.
- I know but let's just say I (beep) her tonight,
and I (beep) other girls,
I don't want her to cry, you know what I'm saying?
Never in my life have I met a girl
that could just hookup and have no feelings.
They always end up having some kind of feelings.
Somewhere.
- Let's go in the hot tub!
- I can't drink any more I'm going to bed.
- No hot tub?
- [Guy] I don't know, it's kinda cold out there.
- Too cold for me. - what the (beep).
- [Mike] I'll go in right now, hit tub!
- I'm down for the hot tub.
This summer is almost over,
why can't we do something crazy?
(rock music)
(beep) live your life, that's all I have to say.
♪ She was looking for trouble ♪
(laughing)
- Why's everyone inside sitting on the couch?
- Not everybody's as wild as me, me--
- I don't care!
- Hit on Snooks a little bit throughout the summer,
but at the same time I was just fooling around with her.
(yelling)
She's a cute girl, she knows how to have fun,
we get along real good, and I love her.
- Tie my (beep).
- It's tied up tight, let me grab this for you.
Hold on let me get this one, hold on.
Hey it's just me.
- Oh my God I'm naked right now!
First he (beep) my pants.
- All right Snooks was looking to have a good time
in the jacuzzi, you know next thing you know
Snooks clothes just started coming off.
All right, all right, let's put this on.
All right, let me grab that for you.
(both laughing)
- No I'm serious (beep)!
- I mean she was totally butt naked here and there
and I just didn't wanna,
you know what I'm saying.
If you're hungry try a Snickers?
- Yeah, try me.
♪ Well life is full of the next big thing ♪
♪ 'til the day dream comes ♪
♪ Of whatever takes you ♪
- We hooked up.
I don't give a (beep), whatever.
It's the end of summer, whatever.
♪ The days seem longer and see no struggle ♪
♪ Well maybe, just maybe ♪
♪ I will, I will ♪
♪ I don't know ♪
Ahh! (laughing)
- Let me just jump out real quick.
I have to pee, then I'll be right back.
I was thinking about maybe
getting down with Snooks real quick,
but then I was like you know what,
it's almost like my little sister,
you don't know that.
- I did the same thing that I did the first night,
(chuckling) basically.
I figure I come in with a bang,
I leave with a bang, whoops.