- [Voiceover 1] Look at me I made a Youtube movie.
- [Voiceover 2] Shut up!
- Hi there! I'm Bob Roberts.
- And I'm Stanley Manley.
- Are you older? Slightly photogenic?
And tired of sitting around your house
all day waiting for your grandkids
to call you on the telephone machine?
- Or do you just wanna buy more safety rail
for your bathtub so you don't fall down anymore?
- Well then do we have the answer for you.
Stock photo modeling!
- Stock photo modeling!
- I said that already, Stanley.
- Said what?
- What?
- Said what?
- Said what? I said what?
- Stock. Stock photo modeling.
- What?
Did you know stock photos keep
85% of elderly people employed?
- The other 15% are trapped in their bathtubs
right now.
- You may be asking yourself "But Stanley,
I'm old and useless and knocking on death's door.
What kind of stock photo modeling
can I even do?"
- I'm glad you asked.
There are plenty of types, like
- [Bob] Business modeling.
- Don't mind me. I'm doing a business.
- [Bob] Using computer machines.
- I'm writing a email.
- And getting the bad news from the doctor
and trying to pretend like everything's okay
because your grandkids are visiting.
- Being a model can get you back into
many physical activities that you
didn't even know you enjoyed like
- Basketball, swings,
and everyone's favorite pastime,
murdering people.
- [Random Man] Excuse me sir.
What can stock photos be used for?
- Great question, handsome.
- How else are you supposed to prove
to your coworkers that you have a rich girlfriend
who is rich and lives in the snow?
- Woah!
- But stock photo modeling, shit!
But being a stock photo model isn't all fun
and games!
- Many stock photos require hard work,
like lifting heavy things.
- Or hiking in the Matrix.
- This man is showing us how small his
tally-whacker is.
Now before you feel bad for him,
just remember, that guy is long dead.
- Speaking of death, many stock photos
deal with the every day struggles of elderly people.
Such as this lady who is reconsidering
the size of her casket.
- This is my new forever home.
Now that we've wet your whistle with the
exciting world of stock photos,
just remember to (groaning and gasping)
- Stanley Manley are you okay?
- I'm having a heart attack.
- Oh, well this is great.
Camera guy, get a stock photo of
Stanley having a heart attack.
No, that's not a good pose,
you have to grab your heart.
- People don't grab their heart
when they're having a heart attack you jack-ass.
- Well, this photo disagrees with you.
(moaning)
Well, that's it for this week.
Join us next week when I show you how to
perform your own colonoscopy at home.
Using only a garden hose and a series of mirrors.
All right, buh-bye now.
Stan, stop it. You're being a baby.
- [Voiceover] Hi, it's Stanley Manley.
This hospital food sucks, please get me out of here.
Click the box on the left to watch
bloopers from this video and behind the scenes.
And click the box on the right to watch
Bob Robert's last video,
how to be a Youtube commenter.
Please tell my grandkids I love them.