[spooky music playing]
This show is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
[screaming]
Who dares--
My beard!
[music playing]
Who dares disturb the Flying Dutchman?!
You're not the Flying Dutchman.
Yeah, the Flying Dutchman has a beard.
I don't look like the Flying Dutchman because you morons cut off my beard!
Your beard will just grow back.
You know nothing of my facial hair!
It will take a thousand years for my beard to grow back!
Until my beard grows back,
I'm going to turn you two fools into ghosts.
Prepare to be ghostified!
Ghostified?
Hah, it's not even a real word.
[laughing]
Okay, you're having too much fun.
We're mermaids!
You're ghosts!
We're ghosts!
- Yay! - Yay!
This isn't really working out the way I imagined.
Boo!
We're screaming!
Boo!
We're going to haunt you...
forever!
Well, that killed the mood.
I knew I shouldn't have lent them my lawnmower.
Good night, Patrick.
Being a ghost can sure tire you out.
Good night, ghost buddy.
Hey, Patrick.
I didn't sleep so good last night.
I didn't sleep at all!
I can see through my eyelids!
My eyelids!
I'm late for work!
My eyelids!
I don't want to be a ghost anymore, Patrick!
I don't either! I can't eat anything!
Food just goes right through me!
Maybe the weird hairless man will change us back?
Yeah! Let's go see the Flying Dutchman!
Change us back! Change us back!
We don't like being ghosts! I don't want to be a ghost!
Please, Mr. Dutchman, we can't take it!
Constantly moaning and groaning!
Invisible to the world!
Living without a soul...
- It's miserable! - How could anyone live like this?!
[laughing]
Mm... I guess you feel my pain.
I'll lift the curse from you.
Hey, we're still ghosts!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The curse will wear off when my beard grows back.
But we want to be normal now!
Well, I want to be on my date now, but you knuckleheads loused that up, too!
- Makeover! - Makeover!
[music playing]
Thanks, fellas!
I love the new beard.
Well, I'm off on my date.
Don't wait up!
I don't get it.
Several months later.
Well, here we are several months later.
I wonder how the Dutchman and his new girlfriend are doing.
I can't do it!
She wants to marry me!
I ain't the marrying type!
[screaming]