it was a dream
stay back you are not real
you're from the TV show you have blonde
highlights and you had to wear a girdle
on your last movie who's calling who not
real I do not believe this my favorite
character I know what's going on
you need help your love life's a mess
buddy boy
no I am miserable so am i I have been in
reruns for 32 years
I need the sizzle of prime time I need
to get this show back on the air okay
this is this is very complicated and
unsettling all right I don't think I
understand right
do you want the short version or the
long version keep in mind that the long
version is in Aramaic the short version
you got involved with a witch and when
you do that weird stuff happens that's
it do I have to explain everything to
you okay here's the deal
I'm not real hmm iris is a witch iris is
a witch don't well and in my opinion
that manager of yours Richie what isn't
even human
now where was I when before you woke up
oh right who wants to be with a witch
right this is crazy crap like this would
always be happy now your point is point
is you'd never know what whether you
were in love with her or whether she'd
just put a spell on you you'd never know
like when you first spotted her in the
bookstore probably her idea right oh
that's terrible
I know I just love to blend and when you
got down on your knees and begged her to
take the job what are you saying she
probably planted the words in your head
no way my words mm-hmm
yeah what about the nose hello is that
even really her no of course it's her
real nose as long as I'm saying
is who wants to be with a witch
fighting
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