I never thought I'd be making a video where I'm just eating food on camera.
That make me a youtuber now?
Hahaha I hate myself.
Hey guys! How're you? Great. That's awesome.
Today we're gonna be testing out Miracle Berry.
If you do not know what Miracle Berries are then I highly suggest you figure out how the internet works.
Supposedly you take one of these pills. It messes with your taste buds
And it makes things taste like they're not supposed to taste like. I don't know.
Maybe I should figure out how the internet works actually.
I have an assortment of things behind me that I'm going to taste on camera and you guys just have to find a way to enjoy that.
I should call this the MIRACLE BERRY CHALLENGE!
Are challenge videos over? Are we done with that phase?
Story time! I ate a Miracle Berry. That will give me views. I don't know what's gonna happen
But all I know is something better happen cuz this bitch cost 15 dollars. If this turns out to be a fuckin' scam
Somebody's gonna get hurt. So let's do this shit.
First thing I see is a ticket for "flavor tripping". First of all, that branding. Second of all, what the fuck.
Destination: Healthy inside, happy outside. Well, there you go. And here it is, all in its
15 dollar glory. Look at it. Look at it! LOOK AT IT! Well I guess we'll just pop one of these suckers in my mouth. Here we goOo. HmMm
Taking quite a while to dissolve. This better work or somebody's getting sued.
remember one of those flinstone vitamins that like everybody took in their childhood,
That's what this tastes like right now. Still dissolving. It's been like two minutes now.
*distant groaning* Taking forever. Half way there.
Boom, nyah! The first thing they highly suggest me to try is a lemon.
I do not have a lemon because lemons are expensive. But I do have some lemon juice from concentrate
That expired about a week ago. So hopefully that's a great substitute. Are you ready for the taste trip of your life? I'm ready. I'm ready.
I'm ready. I swear I'm ready. Bottoms up.
Holy shit! Ahaha!
Nooooo
That's dangerous. That is dan-gerous. That- Ahaha! Oh- Haha!
I can't even. It tasted like candy. It tasted like a candy lemon. What kind of witchcraft bullshit?
Miracle Berry? More like Jesus Berry. Oh my shit! Moving on! Next thing the website
Is suggesting me to try some cream cheese. So I got some cream cheese from the 99-cent store. That says a lot already. Here we go.
Stop! I can eat all of this. I'm really freaked out, guys. This is not funny. It tasted like cheesecake. That's dangerous
That's dange-rous. Now it's time to put something healthy in my system and try some celery. The website told me to try it with celery.
I don't know what the hell is gonna happen. Are you ready? I'm ready. I'm excited. 1 2 3!
Nothing happened. Did it wear off? Goddamit. Fifteen dollars for pills that like take five minutes to dissolve
But then only lasts two minutes when you use them
Celery! Ready? 1 2 3 GO!
Still tastes the fucking same. That was a fail
And I'm very disappointed. Someone told me to try with an orange. Got the orange from the 99 cents store. Once again, that says a lot already.
1 2 3 Go
What the fuck?! Guys, this literally scares me. That tastes like an orange flavored lollipop.
Who? This? I don't- I don't like this!
Okay. Okay. Tomato from the 99-cent store. Kinda scary. Okay, go!
Oh that one fucked me up. Like, it tasted like it wasn't supposed to be sweet but then it turned out sweet anyways. Like if you poured sugar
On a tomato and was like "Dessert?". Next we got a chili pepper. Oh, yes
We do! I bet you this is what Donald Trump's penis looks like.
I don't want to play these games anymore. Once again, tasted like someone poured sugar on a chili pepper and was like "Fun?". Ketchup.
Hmm, not a fan.
Tastes like a whole lot of stuff trying to be something that it wasn't completed. Now lastly vinegar. The website
Told me I'm supposed to try balsamic vinegar, but I have red wine vinegar instead. Is there a difference? Ready? I'm not. 3 2 1 Go
*cough* *distant moaning* no no NO Noo
No, I threw up in my hand. Okay, that's it. That was kinda fun actually. I wonder what my shit tastes likes with the Miracle Berries?
Hey, no, we're not even going to go there.
Thank you guys for watching! What other stuff should I try out with the Miracle Berry? Leave it in the comments below! And make sure to follow
Me on my snapchat where I'll be taking your suggestions and trying them on there. But now
I'm going to go sell my soul to devil and figure out the witchcraft behind this bullshit. But anyways
I am Mac and don't forget to like comment, share, and subscribe. Bwaahh!