hello I'm Cree and I'm Harry I'm Cree and I'm Harry and it's the world cup
for f** sake...sorry right so we here for well I don't know if
you've heard there's a World Cup starting soon okay so you're into it
..what are you wearing? three sperms on the shirt.. kind of like camp tadpoles
..so you're here today because you're not really into football are you? Not really..
so I'm gonna try and get you into English culture cos I'm a bit of a
culture vulture so starting off where is the World Cup happening this
year do you know? Tunisia? Close.. are you excited about the World Cup? Not really..
I haven't watched the World Cup in about ten years.. the last one I watched was 1998
that was a good one wasn't it? really good yeah Zinadine Zidane.. what did he do?
scored two head kicks okay before we delve into my expensive footballing
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shouting at them in your own language where do you think England will finish in
this World Cup? ah .. fourth place fourth place
do you mean in the group or in the whole competition? Whole competition... do you know any of the England
players in the squad? oh yeah I think I do you yeah actually yeah I'll be
surprised if you can name three okay okay okay Harry Kane yeah yeah okay.. that big blond
bastard he's a goalkeeper he' plays in goal
Joe Hart? yeah! no.. I can't believe you can't name three players I'm gonna test your
football knowledge now not just England POOSAY (per se) all you've got do and you can play at
home as well all you gotta do is just say if these
are footballers or not, okay? first one dick handler haha He would be a goalkeeper..
Dick Handler no course he's not.. no he's actually an accountant
second one Larry fagot no I'm pretty sure he's not a footballer no he's not
he tradesGlue . Ralf Minge
Ralf Minge.. he's a bit of a twat..can I ask any questions? no
no you can't you've gota say is he a footballer? Has he ever played football
professionally or not? I'm ganna say yes .. yeah he has.. do you reckon he's watching now? Imagine that..Rod Fanni
I'm gonna say no cause Rod.. it's trying to.. he is a footballer! He's a footballer.. Is
there a picture of him there? No.. Nigel Twatt.. I love the way his first name is so normal... Nigel Twatt.. it's literally like Chris Nobhead
No..he's not a footballer he's actually a solicitor in Barnsley .. so you did all right there but you got one wrong..
I did put Garth Brownsword on there but obviously you
knew that already yeah I did yeah.. who's Garth Brownsword though I think he is a lawyer
of some sort I think he defends people who've got shit names..
Nigel Twatt is it? Yeah come in.. on Monday the big game the first game
against Tunisia..the mighty Tunisia we're gonna take you to the pub to watch
the game first one I want you to be soaked in beer because you hate like
why do you want me to be soaked in beer? That's exactly what I hate about football.. I want to get
you singing songs get you up on the chair .. cos you might
get into it and then you might actually get into football what do you think the
score's going to be England Tunisia? I would say (6 - 6) 2-0 England .. two nill.. OK
I'm gonna also agree two nill .. tune in next week Harry's gonna go to a pub on
Monday and watching the game with some typical English bellends and then after
are you one of the bellends? And then after that Harry's gonna be here next week in an
England kit slightly better than that one next week to review the Tunisia game
but also preview the excitement that lies ahead in the Panama game do you feel
this has been useful? I think so yeah you shed a lot of light on football you know
for them and for me I've really learn a lot here
so yeah thanks Chris and I look forward to the game
Thanks for your time..
Bye!