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we're trying to do a video that'll get 16 hits.
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- Hi, I'm Zach Galifianakis.
Hi, my name is Zach Galifianakis
and this is the Between Two Ferns Quiz.
And I'm gonna try to remember
or see how much I can remember about previous episodes.
Enjoy it or just click off.
When you interviewed Barack Obam,
(sighs)
I forgot I interviewed him.
When you interviewed Barack Obama,
he mentioned really enjoying a previous episode
of Between Two Ferns, who was the guest of that episode?
Barack Obama.
Oh, it's not a trick question.
(laughs)
It's not a trick question.
Who was the guest of the episode that he enjoyed?
He never saw these.
I don't know.
- Some of the episodes are probably have been,
a little bit better than this.
For example, the one with Bradley Cooper.
That was a great show.
- Bradley Cooper
Bradley Cooper.
I hope he gets a break one day.
Acting-wise.
What did you accidentally call North Korea
during your interview with Barack Obama?
North Ikea.
What should we do about North Ikea?
I know that's true.
It can't be anything else.
Cause Korea only sounds like Ikea.
So, one incorrect and one correct, so far.
So, I'm doing the math on that would be 50 percent.
What did you say people called Amy Adams in high school?
Ginger girl.
Carl.
Or Cinnamon Muff.
I hope it wasn't Cinnamon Muff.
You have red hair and--
- Yes, I do.
I do, guess what they used to call me in high school?
- Cinnamon Muff.
I gotta come up with some new humor.
Which guest told you "I hear the camera adds 10 pounds.
"Looks like you've eaten five cameras."
Steve Carell.
- You know, I hear that camera adds 10 pounds.
Looks like you've eaten five cameras.
- Which guest made me cry?
Wait, in real life?
I mean, I do my crying in my Subaru and not in on a camera.
I've cried many times after I filmed anything in this town.
I don't remember.
I feel like cry a lot on these things.
Steve Carell?
- What are you doing?
- I don't know if we should air this one.
Yeah, I think I remember him making me cry.
Or thank god, I went to Juilliard.
Sally Field had to gain 25 pounds for a role.
What did you suggest she did to gain the pounds?
A. Sleep for 28 days.
B. Eat Anne Hathaway.
C. Consume all of Forrest Gump's boxes of chocolate.
She was in Forrest Gump?
Right?
Sleep for 28 days.
I had read that you gained 25 pounds for the movie.
- Yeah, I did.
- How did you do that, eat Anne Hathaway?
I just didn't wanna say that.
Which one of your guests started smoking in the studio?
Bruce Willis.
Bruce, you can't smoke in here.
You can't smoke in here.
Give me those.
It's funny, that all these celebrity names
cause they've become such, all of them,
have become such close personal friends of mine.
None of them.
Name three guests who were part of
your Oscar Buzz series in 2013.
Man, there was a lot of Oscar Buzz that year.
I hear this movie has a lot of Oscar Buzz.
It's what I'm hearing.
Or Fizz.
Oh sorry, it was Oscar Fizz.
Sorry.
Oscar Fizz.
Anne Hathaway.
Sally Field.
Bradley Cooper.
Which celebrity interview did Carrot Top interrupt?
That was one with Bradley Cooper.
That was a good moment.
- Is fucking Carrot Top behind me?
- No.
Me and C-Top aren't friends anymore either.
It's what he wants to be called now, C-Top.
How about Carrot-T?
So, people at least know who we're talking about.
What credit did you include on-screen
for Jerry Seinfeld when you interviewed him in 2018?
Funny 1993 to 97.
- Really thrilled to be here.
- Who were you interviewing when you snuck
onto the set wearing a grim reaper mask?
Hilary Clinton.
God!
Oh!
When your brother Seth Galifianakis interviewed Sean Penn
in your place, where did he say you were?
A. Adult Fat Camp.
B. Regular Little Kid Fat Camp.
(laughs)
That's really funny.
Doughtnut Hole U.S.A
Adult Fat Camp.
I'm filling in for my brother Zach
because he couldn't be here today.
He's at Adult Fat Camp.
Which one of your guests did you say
looks like Hitler's dream?
Only good looking people should be on camera.
That's what Hitler wanted.
Brad Pitt.
You play a lot of people that are kind of Nazi haters,
which is weird to me.
- And why do you say that?
- Because you look like Hitler's dream.
In 2011, you interviewed someone who was wearing
a yellow Lakers shirt, sunglasses and a flap hat.
Who was it?
Condoleezza Rice?
Will Ferrell.
My guest is Will Ferrell.
- Hey. - [Zach] Hey, man.
- What's up? - What's up, hey?
- Great to see you. - Nice to see you too.
- Thanks for having me.
- You look great. - This is fun.
Thank you. - You look really good.
- Likewise.
- Yeah.
What did you tell Charlize Theron to do for, with her Oscar?
Hang it from her rear view mirror.
Put it in the fire to see if it'll burn.
(laughs)
That's much better.
I hope that's the one.
Keep it on her bedside as a weapon.
Paint a smiley face on it and make it your son.
I don't know.
God, I hope it was put it in the fire to see if it'll burn.
A. Hang if from her rear view mirror.
Where is your Oscar statue?
- It's in my house.
- It'd be cool if you hung it from your rear view mirror
in your car with a high school tassel.
(laughs)
I got all of them correct.
Except.
Cinnamon Muff, I got.
Steve Carell.
Yeah, how many did I get?
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Thanks for watching.
I can't wait to see you guys on the Internet.
Please watch Between Two Ferns: The Movie on uh-
Netflix.
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