My conch told me to come save you guys.
Hooray for the magic conches!
Alright, Magic Conch, what do we do now?
Nothing.
All hail the magic conch!
All hail the magic conch.
You know what I don't understand, though?
What?
What's a gorilla doing under water in the first place?
[grunting]
Uh, well, it's funny you should- I mean, see the-
George, they're onto us!
[neighing]
Let's get out of here.
[neighing]
[trotting]
[music playing]
[groaning]
What's the deal, Karen?
The deal was that I paid Nat to eat your chum
so you'd quit your constant complaining.
All this time, I never had one regular customer?
Uh, duh.
Should've known!
Why would anyone ever eat my slop?
Uh. There he goes again. Cut it out, Plankton.
What? It's just obvious that I'm a complete failure
and a waste of a lower life form.
Oh, woe is me. [crying]
Quickly, now is the time to beat a hasty retreat.
What? And miss this? I've never enjoyed meself more!
This irony's pretty good stuff! [laughing]
You'll never get me to believe in magic. Never!
Just to prove it to you. I'll demonstrate.
I wish I was steamed and served with a side of melted butter.
[laughing]
Mr. Krabs! No!
Well, where's your magic now?
Oh, where am I?
What's going on here?
Uh-oh. I do believe in magic. I do believe in magic.
I do believe in magic.
Yes! Yes! I admit it, SpongeBob! I love Krabby Patties!
I knew it all along, Squidward!
No one can resist a Krabby Patty.
Squidward! How many are you eating?!
Squidward!
[laughing]
Squidward, you can't eat all those patties at one time!
Squidward!
What's gonna happen? Am I going to blow up?
No, worse! It'll go right to your thighs.
My thighs?
And then you'll blow up!
[siren blaring]
Yeah, I remember my first Krabby Patty.
[babbling]
[panting]
And that was my new song called... Ay.
You know, it's not that bad.
Yeah, at least it got
that first terrible song out of our heads.
Oh, yeah. My song.
♪ Oh, Twinkle, Twinkle Patrick Star-- ♪
[whistling]
Patrick! Looks like you need another lesson!
Dodgeballs ready!
Uh-oh.
[humming]
[laughing]
S-S-SpongeBob, W-What have you done?
I did exactly as you said, Squidward.
I dismantled the establishment.
Now we'll get our jobs back for sure.
[humming]
Squidward! SpongeBob!
[both] Yes, Mr. Krabs?
Here it comes.
In order to pay off these damages,
you two are going to work for me forever!
Yahoo!
The strike worked Squidward. We got our jobs back forever.
Forever, forever, forever.
One eternity later...
Oh, great magic pencil,
your powers are too mighty for us ocean dwellers.
So I will send you back
to the Magic Kingdom from where you came.
Are you already, Patrick?
Ready.
[squawking]
We rejoin the artist in a creative slump.
Huh? What's? What's this?
My pencil!
[laughing] Here we go. Oh.
The second most important rule for the artist at sea,
always bring a pencil sharpene.
No!
Welcome to Pretty Patties. May I take your money?
We want to refund, Krabs.
- Yeah! - Yeah!
Who? What?
Your dumb Pretty Patties turned my face purple!
Look what I got under my kilt!
And look at our tongues.
What's wrong with you?
[clicking]
We want our money back. All 46,853 of us.
[clicking]
Hey, where'd he go?
[screaming]
Get him! [screaming]
[panting]
My key! Where's my key?!
SpongeBob! SpongeBob, let me in!
SpongeBob! SpongeBob! [squeaking]
SpongeBob, let me in! [squeaking]
[squeaking, screaming]
[squeaking] SpongeBob!
[squeaking, screaming]
Flats was the real victim here.
A victim of a society that's riding down
a violent road to nowhere.
A road I call, Violence Road.
Sorry, I'm late class I-- [gasping]
SpongeBob? I can't believe you beat up a new student.
I'm going to kick your butt!
After all these years, I'm about to find out
what makes a Krabby Patty takes so good.
The secret recipe for one Krabby Patty is...
a pitch of salt...
Plankton, wait!
Three teaspoons of chopped onions...
I'm warning ya!
A cup of love...
Don't do it!
Mixed together with the most important ingredient
of all, four keeping pounds of freshly ground...
plankton?
I warned ya.
[screaming]
[gasping]
[laughing, screaming]
[laughing]
Hey, why ain't you running?
Why, I can't read.
Get outta here.
[laughing]
[neighing]
Neptune and friends, wait! What about the party?
What about me restaurants?
Oh, yes, many thanks whoever you are!
It was the best birthday I could ever have hoped for!
And it's all because of your little employee there.
None of this would've happened if it wasn't for his actions.
Did you hear that?
Neptune said this was all because of me.
Well, SpongeBob, that's--
Did you hear that?
Neptune said this was all because of that guy.
He did, did he?
- Uh, SpongeBob. - Yes, Patrick?
Do you think right now might be a good time to go get
those triple gooberry sundaes you were talking about?
I think right now might be an excellent time.
[screaming]
[music playing]
I'm the maniac.
[screaming]
[sirens blaring]
We'll take that as a confession.
SpongeBob SquarePants, there you are.
I turn my back on you for one minute,
and you destroy half the city.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
You know this guy?
Of course I do.
I'm the one who gave him the uniform in the first place.
He's my responsibility.
Uh-oh.
And in conclusion, students, red means stop.
Green means go. And SpongeBob?
Yes, Mrs. Puff?
I'd like to see you after clas,
six months from now.
Ah ha! I caught you now!
You didn't think I knew
you were a stick outside my window! Ha!
Or the toilet in my bathroom?
And then you were in my bathtub and I, and, and you, and I,
And then you, swam down the drain
and beat me to the Krusty Krab.
Uh. Does that mean you're--
Yes, SpongeBob, I'm finished with those errands.
I guess I wanna take my place back at the cash register.
I really do.
Then you might wanna put these on.
[popping]
Hmm. Hey, Squidward! You know what?
Look, we forgot to switch the closed sign to open.
It's almost like we could've taken
the whole day off. [laughing]
I made everything up about my life.
I have no yachts, jets or anything.
I was only trying to impress you.
The horrible, sad truth is... I'm a cashier too.
[crying]
[crying, violin playing]
Is that true?
Of course not, I'm filthy stinking rich.
Come on, everyone.
Let's all take a ride in my balloon/casino.
Hooray!
[ripping]
[sighing]
[sighing] I have such a headache.
What's going on with you?
Oh, the usual.
[violin playing]
Would you get out of here?!