Hey, guys!
So I've been watching a lot of musicals lately,
like La La Land or Beauty and the Beast.
And I just feel like musicals are back in style all of a sudden,
but to be honest I was never the biggest fan of musicals...
at least when it comes to movies.
Like I don't mind watching like a musical play or like a show,
but if I'm watching a movie,
I kind of just want to watch a movie.
I want to see how the story unfolds you know?
I know that's not normal, but I- there's got to be some other people out there who feel the same way...
No, just me...
It's like okay yes I get that no one is as tough as Gaston or as rough as Gaston.
It's like I got it in the first 10 seconds,
but instead we got to listen to that for another three or four minutes.
And don't get me wrong, it's not like I don't like the songs.
Usually they're actually really good songs
I still listen to the Frozen album
I probably shouldn't say that out loud
I just feel like most times when there are musical breaks, it's literally just that.
It's a break from the movie.
And what's even more annoying is most times it breaks into this unrealistic world,
where none of the rules matter.
And yet when it's over, everybody pretends like nothing happened.
I mean when you're really looking at it from an outside perspective,
musicals are freaking weird.
And I get it they're musicals, but I can't help it, it's just how my brain works.
I mean could you imagine what it would be like if things that happen in musicals happened in the real world.
That would just be so... so...
What the hell is this?!
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
we just thought we were part of the musical
Get the f**k out
okay
please don't hurt us
we just wanna be a part of the musical
come in my house... never even invited them...
End scene!
MUSICAL
In real life
Beauty Pretzel the Beast
In musical everyone knows exactly what to sing at the exact right time
knowing exactly where to be
and not just a group of people sometimes the entire town
Bonjour!
Bonjour, bonjour!
Hey, hey why are you doing it multiple times?
You suposed to do it once remember? stupid!
Well Charlie didn't come out here so i do it another time
Bonjour!
You know what guys ... um ...
I'm just gonna keep it going so um...
♪♪♪ "There's goes the baker with his tray like always ..."
hello?
♪♪♪ "There's goes the baker with his tray like always ..."
♪♪♪ "There goes the baker with his...
I heard you the first time, okay?
the bread isn't ready
you yelling is not gonna make the bread cook faster
well I'm sorry, can you at least come out with what you have?
did you not just hear me the bread is not ready, what do ya want? uncooked bread? go ahead!
Well I mean...
you know what, speaking of which
I really sick and tired of you stealing a loaf of bread from my tray every single morning you come around here
It's not free you know?
I'm sorry, I'll pay back eventually but can you at least come out so we can get this done?
Fine...
♪♪♪ "There goes a ba...."
BONJOUR!
Everyone: CHARLIE!
La la la... eh....
In musicals you can meet somebody for the very first time yet somehow
your brains and bodies are connected
because you already know a perfectly choreographed dance together
Despite barely knowing each other
OWW!
What the hell?
A: You supposed to put your feet together on it .. R: No, no no no ....
*Arguing*
Okay, you know what, just keep going. I'll do ...
What are you doing???
The tap dancing! You slide over...
I'm the one who supposed to do the tap dancing, you supposed to...
R: Just keep go ... A: Why?
How am i supposed to know if we never practiced this before? like how am i supposed to know?
A: You know these things already! R: Okay ... fine, okay ...
You think they're alright?
I think they're dancing
but there's no music
*still arguring*
Weird
Frozeeeeed fla....
In musical there's always duets
Or two people randomly sing on the spot
Despite not knowing what song they're singing
and those people are usually mind readers
because they know what each other is gonna to sing
or they're both Eminem in disguised and they're really good at improve...
okay, can I just say something crazy?
I love crazy!
♪♪♪ "All my life has been a series of doors in my face and then suddenly I eat an orange! ..."
Wait, how am I supposed to rhyme that with...
♪♪♪ "I've searching my whole life to find my own place"
♪♪♪"and maybe it's the party talking, or the choc ..."
How am i supposed to rhyme ....
why would you give me that...
that's not even an orange!
That's a tomato!
Tomatoes can be orange!
Okay fine, then why did you give me orange? in all of the words you could've gave me...
'syringe', 'door hinge' ...
wow, okay you wanna play like that?
yeah!
Okay fine start the music again quick!
Start it!
Oh, you're talking to us?
Who else?
Oh! um...
Five, six, seven, eight
*Clicks button*
♪♪♪ "I mean its crazy .."
What?
♪♪♪"We finished each other's..."
-♪♪♪"Sandwiches." -Sentences!
See, that's what I was gonna say, see?
You see how stupid you feel now b*tch?
*Inaudible voice* llliiittle mmMermaid
In musicals sometimes the main character doesn't realize what the real world is really like
but in real life ...
♪♪♪♪ cue the music ♪♪♪♪
*gunshot*
The End
RENT *Trumpet sound*
In musicals the lyrics don't always
have to make complete sense
because it's all poetic
because the music was there
isn't that one logical person that's
willing to call them out on their BS ...
" butt" in real life ....
Guys!
Shut up
Sorry sir we've just been
practicing well as your landlord I've
been getting a lot of complains so can
you guys keep it down okay you're not
the only ones in this building this is
but the main song what are you guys even
singing anyway five thousand seven six
No it's five hundred twenty-five
thousand six hundred minutes it's about
how a year isn't measured in minutes or
hours or cups of coffee it's measured in love
what no no that's a horrible unit of
measurement you want to measure a year a
simple math yeah we know we can measure
a year in 12 months 52 weeks or even 525...
actually that's incorrect you guys are
all very stupid and wrong. See, the 525,600
minutes is roughly 8,760 hours, there's 24
hours in a day, so we divide by 24 giving
us 365 days, which we already know I
think there's 52 weeks in a year and if
we want to convert that to months how
many weeks are in a month? Four? That's right
four so if we divide 52 weeks by 4, we
don't get 12, we get 13. So you're saying
there's 13 months in the year, see?
So maybe you guys can keep it down now now that
you know that your song's stupid?
Oh, and by the way you guys all owe me an extra
month's rent from last year for that 13th month.
Can we pay in love? No.
(whispers) Yes.
Mayonaise
In musicals, the singer is the ultimate live performer.
Nothing can ruin that person's performance.
Not the environment, not the
strenuous dancing or anything else that's physical
button real life... Oh may
have broke one of my keys whoops
♪♪♪"Beyond the line when I cross that line"
♪♪♪"See the line where the sky meets the sea?"
♪♪♪"It calls me"
♪♪♪"And no one knows, how deep it goes"
♪♪♪"And it seems like it's calling out to me, so come find me"
-Charlie: Bonjour!
-♪♪♪"One day I'll know..." -Will: Dammit, Charlie! That's not even the right song!
-Charlie: Whoops! -♪♪♪"How far I'll go..."
*Spits*
(Bee infestation)
Wooo!
*Gunfires*
*Knife slicing the head*
Haig School Musical
In musicals, time stops for the main characters
And their little time stop
does not affect everyone else.
*Calming piano music*
I can't do this Troy, not with all these people staring at me.
*cough*
Hey no no hey hey look at me look at me hey
hey look at me look at me no right here
look at me look at me look at me no no no not
ShH Shh sHH shh SHH sHh Shh
Look at me!
(Quietly) Send me nudes
What?
It's like the first time we sang together, okay? Just like in kindergarten.
Remember?
I didn't know you back then.
Exactly.
*Calming piano music*
Hurry up!
We're Soaaa- Annnnd time.
Wait what? We didn't even get to sing yet!
Well, maybe you should have thought of that
before you wasted everyone else's time.
Next!
This is your (Bleeps) Fault
Lialanding
yeah I don't even know what to
say for this one so... but in real life you
know... in real... putting real it's getting
really old I'm gonna stop doing those...
butter knife!
*Awesome Animal noises*
End scene! yes before you guys comment I
know I did a lot of Disney animated
musicals I'm sorry if I left out your favorite
musicals I know there's other better
musicals out there like I said I don't
watch a lot of musicals these are the
ones I watch I'm not embarrassed to say
that maybe a little and also to my
fellow people who aren't big fans of
musicals I'm sorry you had to listen to
so many terrible songs and this trust me
I don't even like hearing myself sing
but I didn't want to go hire singers
just to make this stupid video and
literally made all the songs sitting
right here on this laptop sitting in this very
seat with a really bad mic so thank you
for making it this far into the video
and sorry that you had enjoy that don't
worry there's not going to be any more
singing because really if I did end with
another song that would just that would
just be so so...
predictable and kind of messed up because I just said I wasn't
gonna do it
and also that's a very lame way to get
into a musical so I'm not.
Wait did Mac's always have a free button on their
keyboard? Oh I get it that is that's even
Lamer, it's a key that's "free"
It's
Freaky (Free-key)! So freaky! It's something weird to like
*beatboxing*
No one's gonna join in i'll just leave
*beatboxing*
*laughing*