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orange hello
okay i think i'm in the clear no sign of
him anywhere
hey everyone i'm pear welcome to a new
show we're trying called
annoying history ah orange
so glad you could join us yep i heard we
were trying out a new show so i
booked it on over we are doing no such
thing
i am doing a new show that discusses
famous historical events
and you are staying far far away from it
you know what you're talking about you
need
me the graphics guy only speaks orange
what
go ahead try okay today's episode is
about the moon landing
see now watch this today's episode is
about
thanks for the moon effects graphics guy
they're out of this world
yeah okay whatever let's just do this
thing
in the year 1969 nasa's apollo 11
mission successfully put a man on the
moon
little known fact they also sent an
orange to the moon
no you have never been to the moon dude
then why did my teacher say that i'm
such a space cadet
all right neil armstrong was the first
man to step foot on the moon
and neil armless was the first orange to
step footless on the moon
orange stop ruining history it's not my
fault boring old history could use a
little zest
when he stepped onto the moon neil
armstrong uttered the famous words
that's one small step for man one giant
leap for mankind
and then he discovered aliens no then he
blew up an asteroid headed for earth
with a nuclear bomb no
he planted an american flag hopped
around the moon's surface a bit and then
went home
what okay this ending needs some work
rewrite time we need darth vader or a
nice spaceship or something orange
there is no rewriting to be done this is
history
this is what happened and we have a
responsibility to tell it the way it
happened
now would you please go away and let me
host this show alone
nah but if i'm not here who's gonna take
the episode off the rails and decimate
the educational value
no one that's the point yes
that's the point no that's the point
huh hey everyone
pear here although i hope orange won't
be joining us
i imagine he will be just in time to
welcome us all to
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little help here don't leave a brother
hanging
anyway today we're learning about area
51
whoa really that plays with the alien
allegedly
yes what a cranky dink i'm storming area
51 with a bunch of people from the
internet in a few weeks
ah yeah i should have guessed you'd be a
part of that anyway
let's get started area 51 is a highly
classified
u.s air force facility in the middle of
the nevada desert
it's so top secret the cia didn't even
acknowledge it existed until a few years
ago
stop right there this video is over you
hear me you're getting too close to the
truth
dude i know you're not a cia agent i
know it's you
orange it's not me i mean it's not
orange
wait i mean who's orange dude your voice
gives you away
big time my voice gave me away oh that's
so annoying you have no idea
anyway back in the 50s the cia began
testing secretive spy planes out of the
area one facilities
around that exact same time locals began
to report seeing unidentified flying
objects otherwise known as ufo stop
right there this video is over you hear
me
you're getting too close to the truth
ugh really orange
this again yeah what you're talking
about i want to get a milkshake
who is this guy oh my gosh it's you we
gotta call it orange i repeat cold
orange
what's happening what is the meaning of
this well well well if it isn't the
annoying orange
a little bird told us you were planning
on storming area 51 along with half the
internet wow you can talk to birds
that's pretty tweet
here's the deal we can't have thousands
of people descending upon area 51 poking
around and learning things about
stuff so you have a choice either read
this prepared message into the camera or
we lock you up in area 51 and you never
see the light of day again
you mean i won't be able to see my best
friend bear ever again
that's right just think how terrible
that would be
personally i could see some upsides okay
i'll read the statement i'll do what you
want i'll tell the internet i'm not
gonna swarm area 51. oh
well that's not what i want you to say
we want you to tell them that you
are swarming area 51 huh
yeah we figure if people find out you're
gonna be there then no one will actually
show up
i i don't understand i do
trust me kid just read the lines and
everything will turn out fine
okay people on the internet i the
annoying orange will be present at the
bum rush of area 51.
come to nevada and gather in large
numbers if you would like to be
subjected to my laugh
now do the laugh nice
as well as my burps motorboats nanya's
and my terrible pines
hey they're not terrible yes they are
now read the pun in the script
won't you join me in swarming area 51 i
promise we'll have the zest
time okay that was actually pretty good
all right well that should do the trick
nobody's going to show up to area 51 now
orange the c.i.a thanks you for your
help um
mr whatever your name is that's agent
whatever your name is to you
okay um yeah you seem to be leaking
green goo
oh oh did you have an accident no
it's okay everyone has accidents
sometimes i did not have an accident
wait what are you
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okay awesome no sign of orange anywhere
welcome everyone today we're learning
the oregon trail
a 2 000 mile covered wagon route that
stretched from missouri
over the rocky mountains and all the way
to my eyeball
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you said you wouldn't interrupt today's
episode what can i say
i just can't help but to be around whoa
orange do you even know anything about
the oregon trail
yeah of course i used to play that
computer game all the time back in the
day
oh dear saddle up for some annoying
history
in the mid 1800s the oregon trail was
used by about 400
000 people looking to make the long
journey out west oh yeah
it was super long we're talking 20 maybe
30 minutes depending on your typing
speed
what sometimes if i took a long time
thinking of funny names for everyone in
my party i wouldn't even finish before
computer class
ended dude forget 30 minutes the real
oregon trail could take up to six
months wow that's a really long time
they must have come up with some really
hilarious names
oh the funniest name i ever came up with
was mcgillicuddy mcbuttfun
didn't really fit on his gravestone very
well poor mcgillicuddy mcbutt butt his
name got kind of mcgillie got him a cup
cut
measles plus cholera plus snake bite on
top of it all he never stood a chance
don't make light of what those settlers
went through the oregon trail was hard
and super dangerous so totally danger
was everywhere
dysentery was a huge problem you could
pretty much bank on at least one person
in your group getting it and there was
also the constant danger that your
computer might get shut up and you'd
lose all your game progress
holy moly try to focus we're talking
about the
actual oregon trail okay oh for sure
the trail itself was kind of hard to
make out at certain points but then
again all the graphics are pretty shoddy
dude i'm talking about stuff that
happened a super long time ago
i know this game is so old you wouldn't
believe it it literally came on a puppy
desk
you don't look very happy i hope you
don't have dysentery
quick pick up something funny for your
tombstone oh can we get back to learning
already
okay i mean that's not really very funny
but at least it fits
okay so the oregon trail was used
heavily up until 1869 when the
transcontinental railroad was completed
so people stopped making the trek in
covered wagons which was fine because
the traveling part was super boring
anyway
once there were trains everybody just
spent all their money on bullets and
went hunting all
the oregon trail is very very important
to american history
it's a huge reason why so many people
live in the western united states to
this day
i don't see how you could just sit here
and make yolks oh
stop making bad jumps this is exactly
what i'm talking about
now huh oh
well that's weird seems some of the oxen
must have gotten loose
hey everyone welcome to another
installment of history
dude you just about gave me a heart
attack i know
i can tell you are really floored
well today we're learning about the
black death
sounds super scary it was it was a
terrible disease in the late middle ages
also known as the bubonic plague
bubonic body orange
are you saying that word because you
think it's funny
you wouldn't be laughing if you saw it
in action dude the black death killed
one out of every three people in europe
in those days
possibly more oh i've heard about this
all the people who ate moldy bread
survived right well
it's not that simple but yes there's a
theory that the mold helps
orange yes dude that is so gross
you're just jealous cause i'm so happy
orange
the black death has been over for 600
years come again
you don't have to be afraid of it
besides these days we have
antibiotics and other medications that
can stop the plague
so i don't have to eat this moldy bread
no even if i
kind of like it dude if you're thinking
for even one moment
don't judge me and there he goes
like some kind of fungal ridden pac-man
well we know now that the bubonic plague
is caused by a tiny little bacteria
carried by fleas
small animals and also humans
i don't feel so good you think i'm
i'm worried i might be coming down with
the plague dude
you feel sick because you just ate a
ridiculous amount of moldy bread
that makes sense yeah okay i'm feeling
better
you sure yeah great yep
cool so
let's just
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