Hey! Ugh!
What are you doing now?!
You got something in your nose.
So?
I want it.
Well, did you consider asking me first?
I'd like to be in charge of the items in my nose,
if you don't mind.
Maha!
Jeez, this is ridiculous.
[doorbell ringing]
Uh, they're back.
I'll handle this.
Hi, we're policemen.
We're warning everybody about a couple of char--
Look, we have had just about enough
out of you two. Now, you get out--
Get your hands off us.
No.
That's it, y'all are coming down town.
[screaming]
Alright, alright, I'm coming.
Buck?!
So, it's true.
What, that I have a concussion?
I turned my back for five minutes
and you're out on a date with... with this clown?
Trouble... breathing.
Look, I can date whoever I want.
Yeah, well, you can't date a guy with no head.
[groaning]
You're hamburger meat. You understand me?
But I'm a vegetarian.
What are you doing?
I can't take it anymore. I have to play the game sphere.
It's spherical.
Would ya calm down?
I can't calm down, I just can't handle it anymore!
Do it again.
Thank you.
We've got a warm front coming in from the coast
that's going to merge with this ridge
of high pressure, which--
Serious pressure.
Uh. High... high pressure.
You make one mistake and millions of people see it.
Um... um, the...
the, uh... the pressure system.
Remember the fourth grade, Jos? The twitch?
[grunting]
How great is this?
[grunting]
Josh, why don't you let me explain
to the folks exactly--
Oh, why'd you have to tell her about the twitch?!
We love his outfit.
So cool.
I think it deserves our very first double yum.
Yum. Yum.
Unbelievable.
Come on, get some punch with us.
All right.
I enjoy punch. All right.
- Your shirt's ugly. - Didn't expect that.
I hate this place.
Just be patient.
Get it? [chuckles] Patient?
[laughing]
Why do I try?
Seriously, Josh, I don't know why you're so freaked out
by hospitals.
Hurry! Hurry! Something's going wrong!
[beeping]
Code red! Code red!
What's wrong with him?!
I don't know.
I'm out of here.
Hey, Megan, guess what?
You finally got chest hair?
No.
But I did get accepted
into that creative writing program.
Wow.
Wow?
That's your level of excitement for me?
Sorry. Wow.
Now can I get back to my smoothie?
Come on. This writing class is a really big deal.
They only accept
five high school juniors every summer.
So it's really a prestigious honor...
[blender drowning him out]
I-I say, I think it's gonna be really--
[blending]
If we parked far away,
then we might have to walk too far and I could get sweaty.
And I will not meet Oprah with pit stains.
Just park the car already.
Would you let go of my wheel?
Hey, come on!
Hey, watch it! Watch it!
[screaming]
Oh! Oh!
Oprah!
Oh, my God.
Oprah! Somebody call for help!
They're here!
I ran over Oprah!
Megan! Megan! Megan! Oh, Megan, Megan, Megan.
Calm down, I'm bringing your screws.
No, no. I need you to bring me up the saw.
Why?
Cause Drake forgot to cut the door out,
so we're trapped in here.
Oh, my God.
This is the greatest thing that's ever happened.
And one's here and one's here. And one's--
Shrimp.
And just right there.
Look at these shrimp.
Yeah, they're great. So if you could just sign--
I've never seen shrimp this big.
I think they're called prawns.
Prawns?
Very big shrimp.
Yeah, they are. Look at this. Have you ever seen one this big?
It's a very big shrimp.
Yeah, I'll say.
See my ex girlfriend, Mindy,
she's always number one in my class every year
but if I get the extra credit outside of school,
I can finally beat her.
Cool. So, are we dance partners?
Yeah, we are.
Awesome, let's start tonight.
Oh, perfect. I know this place--
Josh!
Hey, Helen, uh, uh, this is my dance partner--
There are some hoodlums in theater two
causing a disturbance.
- Hoodlums? - Yeah, bad boys.
Two of them have baseball bats.
Now you go tell them to quiet down.
Sorry, I'm not- I'm not working today.
It's my day off.
Five, four, three.
You know, you can't make me work on my day off.
Two, one.
Quiet down, hoodlums!
I got a reputation in this place...
and if I don't bust you up...
these guys here, they won't respect me.
You can understand that.
But I bruise like a summer beach.
Josh, don't be a ballerina.
I'm only here for two more weeks.
Then my time here is done.
But until then, this is what's up.
What's up?
It won't be as bad as you think. Now stand up!
[grunting]
[Josh screaming, banging]
[unintelligible] on my face? Yeah.
[Josh screaming, banging]
[laughing]
[screaming, banging]
[laughing]
Ow.
- That was awesome. - Thanks.
[unintelligible]
Whatever.
[screaming]
[indistinct talking]
Oh!
- Yeah. - I can't see!
But I'm grateful. Thank you guys!
Hey, anybody looking for a fox? This guy just loves me.
That was amazing.
Freddie, the fox must have seen your chicken costume.
Come on.
Go home, friend.
Paul, this is this Freddie.
He's usually not in a chicken costume.
Yeah, I was going to say "What the cluck?"
I just made that joke.
- Cause it's really good. - Yeah.
[laughing]
Funny how I didn't laugh either time.
Freddie, I came down here to ask you a question.
Um, did you want iCarly to be the most successful
web series in history...
or did you want it to just be like a massive failure?
I mean, probably the most successful
web series in history.
Duh. You don't have to answer a question like that, Freddie.
It begins.
I like her. She's relatable.
She has the eyes of a hitchhiking ghost.
Well, where's Rose?
Why don't we ask her what she thinks of it?
Last time I saw her, she was getting dental X-rays
Isla, the Orthodontist Bae.
Look, that other doll wasn't a role model
but this Carly... could be.
It's just important to me
that the focus isn't on her looks.
Okay, uh, but what- what is the focus on?
Cause she literally looks out of focus.
I'm sorry. Look, if this is the doll you want,
I-I do support you.
I just...
Concerts are too loud.
We're only given one set of ears, Paul.