- [Producer] Do you remember "Game of Thrones"?
- I do.
- [Producer] Okay.
- I remember all seven seasons.
- [Producer] Okay.
- And whatever came next.
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- What I know of "Game of Thrones" is a lot of boobs.
- There is boobs, yeah.
Boobs and violence, Sometimes boobs and violence.
- I can get on board if that's blended with whiskey somehow.
- "Game of Thrones" is one of me favorite things ever.
Whiskey is one of me favorite things ever.
"Game of Thrones".
Whiskey.
This is the shoot that's been made for us.
- So, this could either go two ways.
It's either going to be constant up, up, up, up
and then a dramatic, terrible drop.
Or it's going to be like the books and go, go, go,
and then just stop.
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- House Baratheon.
Highland single malt Scotch whiskey.
- Royal Lochnagar
- House Baratheon.
That's the...
- The good guys.
- I would call them the good...
Is there anyone good in that show?
Robert Baratheon's a bit of an arsehole.
- Did you get this on discount in the bargain bin?
Because nobody's buying it.
- Yeah, that smells peaty.
- Well, it smells like whiskey.
(laughter)
- Oh, that's good.
- Is it?
- Oh, get it into ya.
I think you're on board with this.
- You can breathe fire after that.
- Oh, I feel like a dragon flying
through the skies of Westeros.
- Ooh
- That's nice and strong.
- Come on.
- Actually, that's not bad.
- Ay, oh, it's great.
- Usually whiskeys just burn.
Like burn, like so hot.
- No burn at all here, son.
- Some whiskeys can be smooth like honey, but this one is a
it's a little bit burny, but it's nice.
- Yeah, it's nice.
- The flavor is good.
- It's intense.
- That whiskey is nicer than House Baratheon deserves.
Cause they were a crappy house.
- It does make the back of your throat feel a bit weird,
doesn't it?
Like...
- Like glorious
- Like hot.
- Yeah, like a phoenix ready to rise again.
- Which would you like to be in?
House Targaryen, House Stark, House Lannister,
House Tully, House Tyrell, House Baratheon, House Greyjoy,
or the Night's Watch?
- With this hair?
- Which would you?
- Targaryen.
- I feel that I do.
I feel a bit like that King who was killed by a boar
because I was nearly killed by a boar.
Last time we did a TRY shoot with Dermot.
(laughing)
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- (howling)
- Yes, House Stark.
Winter is coming.
Winter's Frost.
- Sean Bean was Ned Stark.
- Gotcha, Gotcha.
I want to know more about the whiskey.
- Okay, the whiskey is...
- Smells like winter hills.
- Winter.
- Mmm... yes.
- Winter, winter, winter.
- [Producer] Definitely, a little bit different
than "Winter is coming."
(laughter)
- Winter, winter, winter.
- Winter.
- [Producer] From House Stroke.
(laughter)
- Smells different.
- Yeah, well they're hardly gonna be the same.
What kind of video would that be?
- Again, it's smooth.
- It's very smooth, isn't it?
- It's more smokey flavor, definitely.
- It's much smeether.
- Smeether?
- Smeether... that's smooth and sweet
- Bit of Smeeths.
- Smeether.
- I think I like scotch.
- There ya go.
- I've never had scotch whiskey before, but I think I
like scotch whiskey.
- It was crisper.
It was like, as I said, like sucking a Fisherman's Friend
or a big, extreme, strong Polo
or something like that.
Like, oh, your breath is
- Dragon breath.
- Dragon breath, definitely.
- I think this is surprisingly smooth for the Starks.
Cause the Starks...
- It's not rugged enough.
- Yeah, yeah, they're rugged.
They were rugged people, where this is nice and smooth
and sweet.
- You'd want some ice with it as well.
- Yes, and A Song of Ice and Fire.
- And scene.
- It's like if you took some dirt,
rubbed it on a tree, and then licked it.
- Maybe you should just drink it and...
- Not talk.
- Leave me to do.
- Yeah, maybe we should leave the whiskey critiquing
to the whiskey drinker.
- I miss Dermot.
(laughter)
- I feel like I'm going to get a dragon home
instead of a taxi.
- It's a ten.
- I like it. I like it.
- How much out of 10, Niall?
- Okay.
- So the last one was like...
- The last one was a 10.
- The last one was like a seven out of 10.
- Whoa... okay.
- And this is better.
- Oh god...
- This was an eight out of 10.
- I mean, what more do you want in life?
- Okay.
This is the better one.
So this has to be the 10 out of 10.
And the previous one that has to, can't be a 10
out of 10 as well.
Cause I don't think it's as good
so it has to be a nine out of 10.
Okay, is that fair logic for ya?
- I'll allow it.
- Okay.
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- We have our own dragon here in studio today, folks.
- (croaks)
- So, Viserion, what was it like shooting?
- (croaks)
- Oh my God.
- House Targaryen
- Yes.
I like it.
- Is it okay if I just leave now,
and youse can all try to rest.
I'll take this home.
- Cheers.
- (laughter) Folks, that face.
- What was that?
- Ooh, she's a spicy one.
- It's soft on the lips.
- Is it?
Not me, not my lips.
- A little too spicy.
- Ooh, inhaled a bit.
- That is almost too smooth.
- That is the best one.
- It tastes... like literally the moment it hits my tongue.
I'm like, oh water.
- Yeah.
- And then I guess the gold comes in
- You know what would be deadly?
What is it was snowing?
And you have the window open, fire's on,
you're sitting back, "Game of Thrones" is on the telly.
The kids are asleep and you're just...
- Sipping away like a sophisticated gentleman.
- Oh, that's my dream night, that.
That's my dream night.
- This is now the best one
that I've had.
Best scotch whiskey that I've ever had.
- So this one has to be the 10 out of 10.
So the second one that we just had the minute ago.
- No, no, no, no, no
I'm going to stop you right there.
- You can have multiple 10 out of tens.
All right?
- Okay.
- And they can be 10 out of tens with different reasons.
- Every single one can't be a 10 out of 10.
That's not good, that's not good, like...
- Can we show Niall some of my other whiskey videos?
(laughter)
- [Producer] Roll the tape!
- Roll the...
- 10, 10, say it again.
10, all right.
- It's a 10 out of 10.
- 10 out of 10.
- Is there any point in asking, Kellie?
It's all going to be tens across the board.
- For the first time ever... probably.
- [Both] Four tens.
- Yeah, I've had better rums,
cause it's too akin to a whiskey.
I do enjoy it.
- Just say 10, and we'll move on.
- It's a 10.
- Thank you.
- [Producer] Martin will regularly rate everything 10
out of 10.
But there's subtleties to it.
- There's subtleties to it, yeah.
- I know there's going to be somebody else in the video
drinking that and going, whoa, that's super strong.
And we're there going, that's like water.
- You'd expect it to be a bit more spicy.
- Yeah
- House Targaryen now, with fire breathing.
All the whole lot
- House of the dragon.
You expect us to burn the mouth off you.
- He's called Drogon because Drogo, Khal Drogo,
another character in the show that she rode and then died.
Spoilers.
- She rode a dragon?
No, she rode the lad.
- [Producer] She did ride a dragon.
- Did she ride a dragon?
- [Producer] Yeah.
- When?
- [Producer] Like...all throughout, like, the second last season
and the last season.
- She was riding one of the dragons?
- [Producer] Yeah.
- Oh, you mean like riding on the back?
I was saying riding as in having sex with.
She wasn't having sex with any of the dragons.
You're a cheeky little moo, you are!
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- The Tyrells.
- Oh, the House Tyrells.
- House Tyrell.
House Tyrell... I don't know why I said it like that
- [Both] House
- Tyrell
- This is House Tyrell, but I just think it's gas
because Tyrell is an Irish name
and it's just pronounced
- [Both] Terrill.
- And while this vibrant golden scotch is light and floral,
like House Tyrell, it's not to be underestimated with
it's underlying complex combination
of Highland and maritime qualities.
- What are Tyrells like in "Game of Thrones"?
- They're sneaky.
- They're schemers.
- To be fair, I know a lad Terrill.
He'd rob your bike when you're not looking.
- This one is 52%.
Fuck.
- Oh yeah.
- 51%. (gag)
- Yeah, no, it definitely smells more like a flower shop
- I can smell the garden.
They're walking through
the flower garden right now.
I can see it all happening, Colin.
They're walking through...
- They're walking through a garden.
- They're discussing stuff.
They're just, oh, let me smell again.
Oh, deceit.
- Oh.
- All right.
So this was Martin's suggestion for getting water
- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
- into my whiskey.
Soak the paper towel.
- Yeah.
Get rid of the excess.
- Get rid of the excess.
- Come on now, there you go, that's it.
That's it, son.
- There you go, that actually worked.
That's three drops.
- Oh wow.
I feel like as a father teaching his son skills... yeah
- Look at ya.
- And the next video, I'll show you how to tie a tie.
(laughter)
- Oh!
- Got a bit of a kick to it.
- Sharp.
- It is sharper, yeah.
- See, that one is what the other one was missing.
Cause the first one, that last one had the hit
of water and then the whiskey.
This one has a sweetness and then the whiskey.
- Yeah.
- Oh, that is fantastic.
- I was expecting the dragon one to have this. Jesus!
- That is, that is overpowering.
- Powerful flavor.
I would describe this as one of my five a day.
- It kind of has a numbing effect.
- Yeah, well I think that's because it's our fourth.
- I think I know what they're doing...
I know what they're doing.
- You don't expect it to be so powerful.
- You smell it.
Mmm...flowery.
Then you taste it... ooh.. you're fucked.
- Tell Cersei it was me.
- A Terrill I knew.
John Terrill.
Kind face.
He absolutely rode my grandmother.
- (laughter)
- So you just don't know.
- They have that sweetness on top,
and then underneath, they're scheming
think... they're doing something.
- Because they were smooth.
They were smooth operators and they were powerful.
And this whiskey is smooth and powerful.
Just like House Tyrell.
- Yeah, I agree.
This is the most powerful.
- [Both] To House Tyrell!
- To House Tyrell!
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- We've gone back down, it's 46.
- (sarcastically) Only 46, oh.
- This is House Lannister.
- House Lannister.
- Oh, they're the pricks.
- This is the house where the two siblings are
riding each other and there's the dad,
who's a massive arsehole and everybody hates him
and he's a big schemer,
and he's getting people killed and stuff.
And trying to take over the kingdom.
But then he dies on the toilet.
When his son shoots him with a crossbow.
- Like Elvis
- Not, not quite.
- What are you expecting from the Lannister whiskey?
- I'm expecting the taste of slyness.
- Oh yes.
- It's another smokey one.
- Oh, it does taste sly.
- Ugh!
- Oh, it does taste fuckin sly! - Ugh!
- Not as smooth.
But the most flavorful of all of them.
- Thank you.
- It feels like I've gone home,
and my parents are burning turf in the fireplace
and I've just stuck a pipe in,
and sucked up a lot of smoke.
- Oh no, I'm ashamed that that's the last one.
- Oh, you left us on that.
- I think it does actually suit House Lannister.
I don't know.
I think this whiskey would fuck its sister.
(laughter)
- [Producer] Well, what do you think of House Lannister?
- Pack of bastards.
- Oh yeah, fuck 'em.
- Did they purposely make the Lannister one taste like shit?
- Cause the characters are so dislikeable
that you don't like the drink either.
Like what?
- I want to be very clear... on the record.
I think I'm pretty much against incest.
If I had a few of these, I'd kiss a cousin.
(laughter)
- It's that good.
- Like the series end finale.
It's disappointing.
- Let's leave them with an ending that nobody wants.
That nobody's happy with.
This shoot is like "Game of Thrones"
- Oh, you bastard.
You fucking genius.
- You did it to us.
You gave us a "Game of Thrones" ending.
- Oh my god, you absolute sick genius.
- And now we gave you the "Game of Thrones" ending,
which is some shit that you'd rather forget.
- You sick, sick bastard.
- You've done it to us.
- I can't believe.
- This is it now.
- He gave us all the series,
and then at the last series, he fucked it up for everyone.
You sick bastard.
- We shoulda seen it coming.
- [Producer] Now that you've had five varieties
of "Game of Thrones" scotch whiskey,
...what do you think?
- I really, really enjoyed it.
- Yeah, I do, I feel like pillaging a village.
- Well, would you like talk to your friends
the next day being like, oh lads, this whiskey.
Did you have that whiskey last night?
Like you would be with "Game of Thrones".
Be like, did you watch "Game of Thrones" last night?
- No, because I think people would start to worry about you.
- (laughter)
- You have to do it in secret.
It has to be a shameful thing.
- They got us in the end, they got us.
- They led us up the garden path
and just, in true game of stones
- Game of stones.
- (laughing) Game of stones style...
They fucked us over.
- They fucked it up at the end.
It was going so well for so long.
They fucked it up at the very end.
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