Hey, boss.
It's me, your assistant, I have message for you.
Stop. Can't you see I have no time
and that I'm a career driven woman?
Hey, it's me, your new employee.
I'm here for my first day of work.
Hey, it's me, your boss.
You and I will never find true love.
Well, I agree with you there lady.
I like playing darts and drinking light beer
with my buddies on the weekend
and I have no such time for a stuck up
and empowered woman like yourself.
Glad we are in agreement. Now, I have to go. I am so busy.
Come in.
Boy, boss, it sure stinks that we have to work late tonight.
Why am I doing this again?
Eddy got sick. I just need you for the one scene.
Okay, but like my hair's already dark.
I don't need this.
Just put the wig on for consistency's sake.
Boy, boss, it sure stinks that we have to work late tonight.
I know this stinks.
Corporates making us do all these taxes.
Well, I know how we can make this the time go quicker boss.
Some Suds.
What are Suds? I've never had beer before.
I don't even know how to have fun.
Hey, listen, lady. I'm not having it either,
and I'm still not too fond of you and your bossy ways,
but maybe if we're placed together in the situation
where we have to work together to overcome a common obstacle,
you and me could potentially develop feelings?
Well, I guess I'm open to it. Bring on the Suds.
Bottoms up.
Geez louise, buddy. You sure are good at darts.
What can I say? I sure am good at darts.
You know what I like even more than darts?
Well, Christ Jesus, Dave, why don't you tell us?
Women. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Hey, let's go around the room,
say some of our favorite parts of women.
Nipples.
Labias.
Areolas.
I don't know, guys.
Speaking of women.
How about that career driven boss lady of yours?
Ha ha ha ha ha.
I bet you're developing feelings for her.
Hush, you guys. I am not developing feelings for her.
Are you sure about that?
Oh my goodness, I am developing feelings for her.
Hey, the woman that you love is about to leave on an airplane.
Oh my gosh, I got to get to the airport right now.
Wait. I am in love. I have to declare my love.
Get out of the way.
I'm coming for you. I'm coming.
I love you. I love you.
Boss lady, wait. There's a guy selling tables over there.
Wait, wait. No, stop. I wasn't ready.
I'm getting sweaty.
I wasn't ready. You have to do it again.
He wasn't ready. Just listen to him.
Okay.
Boss lady, wait.
I know I'm just one of the guys
and you're an incredibly career driven, empowered woman,
but I am in love with you
and I don't care if they're making tables over there.
I want to move in together and plow you.
Hey, I'm the pilot. You guys better hurry up.
Plane's leaving.
Wow. I wasn't ready, sorry.
Dude, you are killing me.
Jaime. Come on, man. Sorry, I wasn't ready.
Wow. You have broken through my tough exterior.
I forgot the rest of the line.
You have broken through my tough exterior.
I love you too, you little rascal.
You better make it quick.
I got a plane full of angry folks
and it looks like the weather's about to get bad.
I know we're running out of time with the weather,
but I just had to tell you how I felt.
I- Dude. What the hell, dude?
Sorry. I just-
We said we're using the mist attachment.
Why is it on jet?
It was- It's stuck on jet, so I-
Yeah, stuck on jet my ass. Use the mister attachment.
Okay. Do you want rain or do you not want rain?
I want rain, okay.
I thought it looked really good.
I thought it looked really good, honestly.
Just shut up, dude.
Boss lady, you are the one for me.
It's been you all along and there's no one else
who could come close to what you give me.
Dude, you're getting in my nose.
You got to be careful ok of bacteria.
Okay, I know we're stuck on-
I know we're stuck on jet, but you can't aim for my face.
You are the one for me
and I don't care what comes between us.
I always want you.
You're just moving in accordance with my mouth at this point.
Stop it. Will you marry me?
I wasn't ready. I wasn't ready.
You don't have a drop of water on you. Are you not-
You're supposed to be squirting it up in the air.
It's a real directional rain, I think.
You're completely dry right now.
I love you too, so I accept what you're saying.
I love you.
Okay. Now, let's kiss in the rain to seal the deal.
What? No. I'm not going to kiss you.
You have to kiss. You said we kiss.
I did not say we'd kiss. We said we'd kiss.
You never told me anything like that.
You agreed to it. No, I didn't.
You agreed to it back at the house. Come on.
No, I didn't. I never said that.
Kiss me really quick.
No, I'm not going to kiss you.
Kiss me. COme one.
I'm not going to kiss you, dude.
Yeah.
All right.
Next stop true love.