the world record for coughing up hair balls you don't want to know but in case you do stand by
as stimpy gets off cody why are you sit on my face because i'm using it as a cushion there is nowhere
else to sit there is a spot next to me and a chair next to you to sit now get off me no okay then
i will tell mom and daddy then okay go then mommy and daddy cody is sitting on my face
oh no okay what's going on caillou what are you talking about cody isn't anywhere near your face
he was on my face but then he bounced to the chair over there then seems rather
unlikely coming from a seven-year-old kid like cody to have quicker fixes like that
don't prank me or you get grounded right you here yes daddy understood yeah i tired of dealing with
it boys i gotta get sleep now i'm not thinking straight now wow that was so easy getting
caillou in trouble i think it would be funny getting him in trouble with mom and dad and
recording him on youtube i know i'll do just that i'll get daddy's handycam and do that
now that i got daddy's camera i need to find a
way to lure caillou down here then get him in trouble what to do what to use
gilbert's on the counter i can put gilbert in the microwave call for caillou tell him
there's food in the microwave he presses the on button then gilbert cooks then caillou opens
the door i say hey caillou then i hit record and then caillou gets in trouble on camera
ha ha ha ha now what should i use for food i got it pizza caillou loves pizza and so do i
now how do i call for caillou i can't use mommy or daddy they'll know my plan i guess i could fake a
voice here goes nothing i'll do daddy caillou caillou come here now there's pizza down here
oh crap that didn't sound like daddy you just called for me who's down there it's me caillou uh
it's your dad you idiot now do you want pizza or not oh sorry dad i'm coming down right now
great now i gotta hide quick oh crap i didn't put gilbert in the microwave
always a good day when pizza is eaten what the hell where's the pizza why would that idiot father
of mine call me for pizza he hasn't been feeling well maybe it's mild dementia he's experiencing
well back up the stairs to play grand theft auto 5. thanks for the quote on
quote pizza dad i got a quick get gilbert in the microwave i only have one more chance to do this
hey there sweet gilbert you want to follow me meow meow go away meow meow oh fiddle sticks
what now i got it the pizza let me see if there's any in the fridge great there is i'll take that
hey gilbert you like pizza you want some meow meow cheese meow meow i like cheese
come get some pizza gilbert over here meow meow i like cheese i trapped gilbert now to call caillou
again caillou i got your pizza finally calm down now and get some no you lied before i'm not
coming down sir sir seriously caillou we got your cheese pepperoni pizza right here in the microwave
just press the on button it's me your mother bug okay but this better not be a trick
now to get the camera and press record
well at least now i smell pizza the waiting is the hardest part
Come on cook faster come on you microwave burn that thing make that by bubbly
was was that meowing gilbert
gilbert what what am i
done caillou what's that smell what on earth did you burn
caillou is that that's gilbert caillou how could you kill gilbert you stop stop
stop stop stop stop stop stop stupid bald brat gilbert is not dead he's still alive but burning
but i did not do this never mind that now we need to get him to the vet
oh my freaking god that turned out perfect now i just need to convert this digital analog
tape to a digital file on my computer yummy burnt pizza with cat hair
um yummy
bum bang we are done that was real slow but the quality is really good now to upload this [ __ ]
now to watch some edgy violence videos because i'm a edge lord
mew muhahahaha a video of a cat getting burned how on earth did this come to be
well i obviously got to check this out waiting is the hardest part meow meow
ow ow ow come on cook faster come on you microwave burn that thing make that by bubbly.
caillou what's that smell what on earth did you burn caillou is that that's gilbert caillou
how could you kill gilbert you stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stupid bald brat
gilbert is not dead he's still alive but burning never mind that now we need to get him to the vet
whoa how the holy [ __ ] that was gruelsome who on earth could do such a thing that caillou kid must
have some deranged parents i got to show my friend this no one can get away with this billy are you
watching appropriate material on the monitor there of course mother i only watch educational stuff on
this computer you know me okay you better not be watching pornography even the super bowl has
pornography nowadays. now to watch some real good stuff he he he he a cat getting burned by a kid
holy cow billy did you just say what i think you said holy cow billy do not use god's name in vain
yee yes mother phew waiting is the hardest part meow meow come on cook faster come on
you microwave burn that thing oh my gosh that's crazy oh my gosh you say what is with the constant
bad words with you what the [ __ ] oh my dear lord above that poor cat who could do such a thing does
that say caillou in the title well i'm going to call the police and make them find this caillou.
yello,
what is it? a cat getting burned on an internet video holy [ __ ] let me see
good god how on earth
wait that boy i know him it's the one that stole from the local mauling that runs off to chuckie
jesus yo simon do you got that address for the caillou kid who gets in trouble often
yeah it should be should be right here one two three fake street all right let's move you coming
simon or you need to jerk off watching porn ah yeah i'm coming wait for me hug
i just don't understand i mean i know you love gilbert a lot and wouldn't usually hurt him
but how on earth would he get in the microwave by himself i i really don't know but why would
you call me for pizza when there was no pizza in the microwave before i accidentally cooked
gilbert what i didn't call for you not at all i was in the basement doing the wash boris i do
remember hearing your voice call for caillou like five minutes before the cat got burned
i heard a voice before it too sounded like you were sick or something what the who's this mr
and mrs anderson we meet again and caillou fancy seeing you too what's going on officer it would
appear your rambunctious and sociopathic son is acted again there's a video of him putting a
cat in the microwave and the whole town has seen the video that's that's not true officer really
i thought it was pizza in the microwave wait a minute is that the cat there well he appears okay
here but wait what's this it's a piece of pizza on its fur you see i told you i smelled pizza you
didn't believe me well that still doesn't explain why gilbert went into the microwave or why he ate
the pizza and how it got in there and what's this about a video i'll show you that right now come
with me hey cody sorry but we have to use your computer get up for a seconds um huh oh okay
it's okay cody will just be about 10 minutes then you can hop back on that's the video right there
it's already on the screen cody were you watching this no i wasn't watching anything
i was just staring at the background okay well let's watch this have to go to the bathroom now
come on cook faster come on you microwave burn that thing make that by bubbly
caillou what's that smell what on earth did you burn caillou is that i i was being taped on you
this this didn't happen that fast there's a bunch of cuts in this stupid bald brat
gilbert is not dead he's still alive but burning never mind that now we need to get him to the vet
that was definitely a bunch of cuts but how can a camera lying on the ground stop recording
unless there was someone operating the camera secretly oh my god it was cody
get your ass out of the bathroom this instant now ye yes daddy i'm coming
hey you guys gilbert's all better is everyone happy i sure am cody whose camera is this
that's your camera exactly so well is it in your room hooked up to the computer with the video of
caillou supposedly hurting a cat on your monitor screen look i know you guys know i just wanted to
make a funny video with caillou hurting gilbert for views it was stupid i know i should get
punished getting punished is nowhere near the only thing you're going to have happened to you you are
going to have the worst of the worst done to you youve really screwed up little one well thank you
officer for showing me the video i will make sure cody gets what he deserves well i imagine
it will be more cruel some than a cat burning in the microwave now i don't think i wanna know
so cody you will have three punishments today first punishment dressing up like caillou
you i don't want to wear caillou's shirt it smells like cold pepperoni
pizza and wet farts i do not care put on the shirt put on the shirt put on the shirt
okay yucky this shirt and pants are smelly i don't like this well you are certainly not going to like
your next punishment second punishment going outside that's that's it just going outside okay
that sounds fun oh believe me it will be fun fun to watch hey there's that piece of bald child who
burned his own cat that's the kid i was telling you about dude i must say i saw the video too
if my children did that i smacked their hands so hard they'd be scarred for life maybe even
throw something at them for that matter that's my friend caillou and no i am not backing him up
he's not my friend if he did something like that i got a baseball in my pocket here think fast you
dead
and lastly your third and final punishment and why we're in this newsroom
is you will tell everyone through their tv sets that you were the one who tricked caillou
into microwaving gilbert even though he meant to cook pizza hey boris your son is scheduled in 30
seconds bring him through okay chuck will do okay cody follow chuck out to the news anchor desk okay
good evening this is the gnn news for february 6 2013. don lemon head is awful today
today's big story is a viral video receiving a lot of backlash had burned in microwave some are
saying the boy should have been aborted or even the parents should be to blame
but surprisingly another boy has come forward saying it was all a set up that boy is here
good evening their little boy what do you have to say i i um i recorded my brother caillou i
pretended to be my dad and call him down for pizza i hid pizza in a microwave and got our
cat to eat the pizza then i took the camera hit record caillou smelled the pizza thinking it was
still in the microwave not seeing gilbert then the cat was cooking i edited the video to make
caillou look like he was intentionally killing the cat then i uploaded it to youtube i i just
wanted attention i'm sorry well i guess we all make mistakes i think you deserve a break your
daddy said you're not grounded either from what i heard really a break thank you thank you so much
don't thank me kid i was just messing with you know you're going to be grounded for a
long long time you should be put in jail now leave this studio and don't come out your room
that was freaking hilarious by the way i knew all
along you didn't mean to do that but it was funny throwing a baseball at your brother
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