( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!
WE'RE BACK WITH PAUL RUDD, "PEOPLE" MAGAZINE'S SEXIEST MAN
ALIVE.
PAUL, I WANTED TO POINT OUT AT SEXY AT EVERY AGE, UNDER 57, WHO
IS THE SEXY MAN AT 57?
>> OH, I'M LOOKING AT HIM.
>> Stephen: STEPHEN COLBERT.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) JUST SAYING...
THERE'S A STORY THAT SETH ROGEN TOLD THIS SUMMER AND HAS NOT
BEEN FACT CHECKED.
AS FAR AS I KNOW, YOU HAVE NOT COMMENTED ON THIS AND I WANTED
TO GET THE SCOOP ON THIS.
SETH ROGEN, THIS IS A TWEET OF HIS.
ONCE I WAS IN A SPA IN A HOTEL IN VIOLATION GETTING A MASSAGE
AND I TURNED OVER AND TO MY SHOCK, PAUL RUDD WAS MASSAGING
ME.
HE CONVINCED THE MASSEUSE TO LET HIM TAKE OVER THINKING I WOULD
NOTICE AND I DIDN'T AND PAUL RUDD DID THE ENTIRE REST OF IT.
( APPLAUSE ) PAUL RUDD, DID THAT HAPPEN?
>> THAT TOTALLY HAPPENED.
THAT WAS TRUE.
>> Stephen: WHAT WAS THE OCCASION YOU WERE IN THE SPA AND
SAW SETH ROGEN?
WALK ME THROUGH IT.
>> I THINK WE WERE FILMING A SCENE FROM "KNOCKED UP" AND WE
HAD TO SHOOT IT IN LAS VEGAS AND WE WERE IN THE GYM SPA, HOURS
BEFORE SHOOTING, AND I KNEW HE WENT TO GET A MASSAGE AND SAID
TO THEM -- I JUST WENT IN DURING, HE JUST STARTED.
>> Stephen: DID YOU TAP HER OUT AND KEEP GOING.
>> IT WAS LIKE AN INDIANA JONES WHEN HE TAKES THE IDOL AWAY AND
PUTS THE BAG OF SAND.
IT WAS LIKE KIND OF A -- AND, SO JUST KEEP THIS GOING.
BUT HE JUST -- WELL, TO BE FAIR, HE WAS FACE DOWN.
>> Stephen: SURE.
AND HIGH.
>> YEAH.
LET'S GET REAL.
PROBABLY LESS OF A COMMENT ON MY OWN MASSAGING ABILITY THAN IT IS
THAT HE WAS STONED OUT OF HIS MIND.
>> Stephen: AND IF HE DIDN'T -- YOU MUST BE PRETTY
GOOD.
>> I'M OKAY.
I'M A PRETTY GOOD MASSEUSE.
>> Stephen: IT TAKES EMPATHY TO BE A GOOD MASSEUR, I THINK.
>> I WAS, YOU KNOW, DOING HIS SHOULDERS AND ARMS AND HE IS NOT
EYES, AND THEN I WAS -- I -- AND THEN I JUST STARTED MASSAGING
HIS FACE.
AND THEN, EVENTUALLY, HE KIND OF OPENED HIS EYES AND SAID --
( MAKING SETH NOISES ) BUT I MA SAND HIM FOR AT LEAST
40 MINUTES.
>> Stephen: WHAT'S YOUR GO-TO?
IS IT ALL THUMBS?
ELBOWS?
>> I DO BOTH.
>> Stephen: WHAT?
NO, LIKE -- DO YOU HAVE A KNOT?
>> Stephen: YES, I ACTUALLY DO IN MY SHOULDER.
>> WHERE?
>> Stephen: RIGHT UP HERE.
( CHEERING ) >> I MEAN, IF YOU WOULD LIKE,
YOU CAN LAY DOWN ON THE DESK.
( CHEERING ) ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) ( WHISTLING )
>> THERE'S THE LAVENDER SCENTED KLEENEX.
SO WHERE IS YOUR KNOT?
>> Stephen: UP LEFT.
UP LEFT.
>> I'LL FIND IT.
I'LL FIND IT.
( STEPHEN GROANING ) >> Stephen: SO LET'S TALK
ABOUT "GHOSTBUSTERS."
>> LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, I WAS A FUN OF "GHOSTBUSTERS."
I LOVED IT.
>> Stephen: THIS IS "GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE."
>> BREATHE THROUGH IT, BREATHE THROUGH IT.
WHAT I'M DOING RIGHT NOW IS I'M TRYING TO BREAK UP THE FASSIA.
>> Stephen: SURE, SURE, YOU'VE GOT TO RELEASE ALL THE LACTIC
ACID IN THERE.
>> IN THE ORIGINAL I WAS BLOWN AWAY BECAUSE IT WAS FUNNY, BUT
IT WAS STAIRY.
>> Stephen: PAUL, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?
>> WHAT'S THAT.
>> Stephen: THIS IS REALLY SEXY.
THIS IS REALLY -- ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
ARE WE GOING TO SPLIT THE GRATUITY ON THE HOTEL ROOM?
>> IT'S ALL INCLUDED.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
GETTING BACK TO "GHOSTBUSTERS" --
>> DO YOU FEEL.
>> Stephen: I WISH EVERY GUEST WOULD DO THIS.
DO YOU KNOW WHO'S NOT GOING TO DO THIS WHO REALLY SHOULD?
>> ZING.
>> Stephen: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.
>> YOU KNOW FOR A FACT, STING WILL GET YOUR FEET, STING WILL
GET YOUR KNEES -- OFTEN OVERLOOKED --
>> Stephen: BACK OF THE KNEES, YEP.
WE HAVE TO TAKE ANOTHER BREAK.
DON'T GO ANYWHERE, BACK WITH MORE PAUL RUDD.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )