GOOGLE WANTS TO BE MORE
TRANSPARENT WITH HOW MUCH DIRT THEY HAVE ON YOU, SO THEY HAVE
CREATED WHAT IS KNOWN AS MY ACTIVITY WHICH ALLOWS YOU TO SEE
WHAT YOUR SEARCH HISTORY HAS BEEN FOR YEARS, AND ALSO ALLOWS
YOU TO DELETE CERTAIN COMPONENTS THAT MAYBE YOU WANT PEOPLE TO
LEARN ABOUT.
KEEP IN MIND, GOOGLE TRACTOR ACTIVITY ONLINE
BECAUSE THEY WANT TO SELL THAT
INFORMATION TO THIRD PARTIES AND THAT HAVE ADS DIRECTED
SPECIFICALLY AT YOU.
THEY SELL IT AS IMPROVING YOUR ONLINE
EXPERIENCE.
SO, I FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS YESTERDAY, I LOGGED
IN AND SELL MY SEARCH HISTORY
WAS.
I THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT BECAUSE I WOULD DELETE
EVERYTHING.
YOU CLICK A BUTTON, AND IT TELLS YOU THAT YOU WANT
TO DELETE EVERYTHING.
THAT IT
ASK YOU IF YOU ARE SURE.
AND THEN I THOUGHT, I DON'T KNOW IF
I AM.
HERE'S THE THING, THEY DO USE YOUR SEARCH HISTORY AND WHAT
YOU DO ONLINE TO CATER TO YOU.
THERE ARE CERTAIN THINGS I DO LIKE ABOUT THAT.
>>, ALL OF A SUDDEN GOOGLE IS NOT SO BAD.
>>I THINK I AM A UNIQUE CASE BECAUSE WHAT IS THE WORST
THING THAT GOOGLE HAS ON ME?
THE PORN I WATCH?
I TALK ABOUT THE PORN I WATCH ON THE SHOW.
I DON'T REALLY GIVE A SHIT.
SO, I DON'T REALLY CARE.
IS WHAT IT IS.
>> IF I HAVE ALREADY DELETED SOME THINGS, DOES IT COME UP IN
THE SEARCH ANYWAY?
I DON'T KNOW.
I HOPE NOT.
LET ME BE CLEAR AS I
GET INTO THAT TOPIC.
GOOGLE IS ONE OF OUR TOP PARTNERS FOR THE
YOUNG TURKS.
WE WORK WITH THEM THROUGH YOUTUBE, SO I'M JUST
TRYING TO BE ADDED AS OPEN AND HONEST WITH THAT AS I CAN.
IN
DEFENSE OF GOOGLE, I THINK THIS IS FOR GUYS.
IT IS LIKE IN CASE
YOU FORGOT SOME PORN YOU WATCH ñ
THIS GIVES YOU AN OPPORTUNITY TO WIPE IT ALL OUT.
DO YOU SEE WHAT I AM SAYING?
IT IS KIND OF A PUBLIC SERVICE.
>>I THINK THAT IS TRUE.
I THINK I ALSO HAVE SKIES IN OTHER WAYS
AS WELL.
I REMEMBER BEFORE GETTING PROPOSED TO, ALL OF A
SUDDEN ADS FOR ENGAGEMENT RINGS STARTED POPPING UP.
I STARTED TO
THINK THAT MAYBE IT IS GOING TO
HAPPEN SOON, AND IT DID.
IT COULD HELP IN THAT WAY AS WELL.
>>BY THE WAY, LET'S SAY YOU DON'T WANT YOUR WIFE TO KNOW
ABOUT YOUR SPENDING, AND ALL THESE ADS ARE POPPING UP FOR
WHATEVER YOU ARE SEARCHING FOR, ALL OF THIS CAN HELP YOU IN THAT
SENSE.
EVERYBODY KNOWS ABOUT COOKIES.
GOOGLE IS NOT THE ONLY
ONE THAT DOES THIS.
THAT IS JUST WHAT HAPPENS ONLINE.
>> THIS IS FOR THE SINGLE GUYS AS WELL.
IS ALSO THE OTHER THINGS THAT YOU ARE TRYING TO FIGURE
OUT AND FIND OUT ABOUT PEOPLE.
>> I LIKE HOW MY MIND IMMEDIATELY WENT TO PORN.
>>OH, MOST PEOPLES DO.
WHEN YOU SAY DELETE HISTORY, EVERY GUY IN
THE COUNTRY KNOWS WHY
YOU DELETE
HISTORY.
>> I WILL SAY, THIS IS GREAT TO KNOW THAT WE CAN DELETE IT NOW.
I CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME.
WHAT ABOUT IF YOU PULL UP THE PRIVATE
WINDOW SO IT DOES NOT TRACK YOU ñ.
>>THE INCOGNITO THING?
I DON'T THINK THEY HAVE THAT INFORMATION, BUT I COULD BE
WRONG.
>> THERE IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION ABOUT US OUT THERE.
FOR
INSTANCE, WHENEVER YOU BUY
SOMETHING ON AMAZON, I LIKE TO FEEL FRESH, LIKE A POWDER
FEELING ñ THEY HAVE SPRAY POWDER FOR UNDERNEATH.
AND ON AMAZON
THEY ONLY SELL THEM IN THREE
PACKS.
SO I HAVE TO BUY A THREE PACK BOTTLE OF BALL SPRAY, SO I
CLICKED BY AND IT SAYS DO YOU WANT TO LET YOUR FRIENDS ON
FACEBOOK KNOW THAT YOU JUST BOUGHT A THREE BOTTLE PACK OF
BALL SPRAY?
MY FRIENDS ARE GOING TO THINK JIMMY HAS SOME FUCKING
PROBLEMS.
THAT IS TOO MUCH BULLSHIT.
>> OBVIOUSLY WE ARE DIFFERENT BECAUSE WE TELL YOU EVERYTHING.
BUT MOST PEOPLE DON'T WANT YOU
TO KNOW THAT.
IT'S A LITTLE DISCONCERTING THAT THEY HAVE ALL
THIS INFORMATION.
FACEBOOK HAS AN UNBELIEVABLE AMOUNT OF
INFORMATION ON YOU, SO DOES
GOOGLE.
IT IS NOW A FACT OF LIFE.
THIS IS A LITTLE
CONSPIRATORIAL, AND I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS HOW THE MECHANICS OF
IT WORK BUT IT COULD ALSO GIVE THEM LEVERAGE WITH OTHER
COMPANIES IF YOU CAN WIPE OUT
ALL COOKIES.
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT IS WHY THEY ARE DOING IT,
BUT MOST OF THE REASON WHY ANYONE DOES ANYTHING ONLINE IS
TO MAKE MONEY.
I DON'T KNOW IF THEY ARE MAKING MONEY OFF OF
THIS ñ.
>> THIS MAKES ME WANT TO USE GOOGLE FOR SEARCHES BECAUSE
ñ WHEN I WOULD SEARCH STUFF THAT I DIDN'T WANT GOOGLE TO
KNOW I WOULD GO TO OTHER SEARCH ENGINES.
>> LIKE WHAT?
>> YOU KNOW, HOW TO MAKE A BOMB.
SO, NOW KNOWING THAT YOU CAN
JUST GO DELETE WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE IT I FEEL MORE INCLINED TO
USE GOOGLE.
THAT WILL GIVE THEM
MORE MONEY.
>> THAT WOULD BE A GOOD WAY TO MAKE MORE MONEY.
>> YOU ARE GIVING PEOPLE THEIR DIGNITY BACK.
>> I WISH INSTAGRAM HISTORY WOULD DELETE.
>> WEIGHTS, ARE THEY TRACKING THAT?
>> KNOW, BUT EVERY TIME YOU GO IN AND HIT A SEARCH OPPOSE OF
EVERY THING YOU HAVE PULLED UP.
IF MY GIRL SEES THAT I HAVE BEEN
LOOKING AT MODELS, SHE WILL ASK
ME WHO IS THIS?
>> I WILL SAY I DID COME ACROSS A PRODUCT CALLED ñ BECAUSE NOW
GOOGLE THROWS ME STUFF ñ THERE
IS A THING CALLED BALL FRESH.
AND THAT IS BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN
BUYING THE BALL SPRAY.
I'M GETTING A COMPLEX ABOUT MY BALLS OVER HERE.
>> NOW YOU'RE GOING TO GET BALL FRESH ADS FOREVER.
>> I HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING, BALL FRESH IS
AMAZING.
MY BALLS HAVE NEVER BEEN FRESHER.
IT SMELLS LIKE
LILIES DOWN THERE.
I WILL DO A COMMERCIAL FOR FRESH IN A
HEARTBEAT.
IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE ABOUT FRESH TELL THEM TO CONTACT
ME BECAUSE THAT SHIT WORKS.
>>WHO
THOUGHT THE STORY WAS GOING TO TURN INTO AN AD FOR BALL FRESH?