should a breakfast sandwich really break
the bank let's talk about that
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good mythical morning in my opinion
breakfast should be the cheapest meal of
the day okay like what is it really i
mean you got eggs bread bacon taters of
some sort it's simple stuff i mean
i could almost make it well almost means
not quite
and what did breakfast from a fine
dining establishment is simply something
you haven't tried yet well
it's time for naked foods naked
breakfast edition naked yeah we're gonna
be trying breakfast dishes from four
different price points the freezer
section of the grocery store fast casual
restaurants sit-down restaurants and
fine dining establishments each round
we're gonna pick our favorite plate from
those four then stevie's gonna tell us
where each food is from how much it
costs and then by the end we're gonna
know exactly how much our true favorite
breakfast would cost bring on the bracky
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these are breakfast sandwiches and some
of these are
more exciting than others let's start
here this is okay this is like a is this
like an english muffin type thing it's
like something you get at the airport
oh i like that fluffy egg kind of on the
go fluffy and cheesy nothing to compare
it to it's not horrible it doesn't taste
bad but look at this this has got
a big frozen giant egg on it
that's very yolky which is a good thing
and then um it's very yolky which um is
a matter of taste and uh if you like
that or not it's about it's not about
being good or bad it's just a matter of
preference
it's just like they're saying you know
if you like dark meat you should like
yolky eggs i think
i'm gonna taste a little bit of that
bacon
it's a nice soft bun
that's really good um
it's like a hamburger bun i thought it
was going to be
tastier than it actually is
by looking at it it looks incredible it
tastes good it doesn't taste incredible
now this one
is crazy looking dude there's a sauce on
this one that's going to give it some
more flavor and it's a whole hash brown
on the bottom and look at how thick that
bacon is
here's the yolk over here i'm going to
dodge that to give it a good time
oh man
that is some thick bacon i missed the
bacon on the first bite you better get
it again
it's got a sauce on it some kind of hot
sauce there on the top dang you got all
the bacon bro you want some more this
bacon no it's like um how did you get
all the bacon and it's really it's
really horrid bacon bacon placement left
something to be desired on this one i
mean i almost don't call that bacon it's
like a it's like a board
it's like a board of bacon you could
build a house with this thing
and then the entire hash brown
underneath what's that spice
but over here we got the good stuff i
can tell
that's jimmy dean right there
or something very much like it
frozen microwaved
i ate so much of this crap in my life
i mean jimmy dean don't sleep on jimmy
because that's a that's a good little
breakfast sandwich at home if you get
the best you've got nothing else to eat
does this bread enjoy this like
croissant thing gets hard really easy
there's no contest here in my mind
two one
you know what i'm going to do i know
this seems crazy
but i'm voting for that one because
i just think at a certain point you're
trying too hard at breakfast time it's
like i'm open to that
it's really great
i think you have maybe an inkling of the
one that you chose because it's
starbucks so it's our first casual
4 45.
rhett uh
it's time to get those dancing shoes on
because you chose our fine dining botega
louis for 20 bucks botega louie
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botega louis it's so good to see you
again the whole front of that place just
covered in macarons and again macaroons
macaronis and again
one last time
for good measure
boy that's
i love seeing michelle you know what you
bumped but you didn't grind i'm tired of
the slander
people just they they're still carrying
on with this idea that michelle
is not her own person but it's just
chase in a costume right if moochelle
forget about it was chase in a costume
could he be right here right now right
hey chase hey chase
c
uh so in case you missed the price tag
on that fancy sandwich that was 20 bucks
worth it the other ones build a house
with this thing our our sit down place
fred 62
for 12.99 and then yes that is jimmy
dean for 137 per sandwich well jimmy i
know you you can do better
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these are pancakes oh yes or as my
daughter lily called them
cake cakes cake cake when she was little
well i'm going handheld now these are
naked that's why there's no syrup
when i was a little
i would i would just i didn't like
pancake syrup i just used butter
and then i realized that was done
oh so you can't change
i changed all the time um that's that
was that changed my mind about you
everything that was frozen
i wake up thinking one thing
and i then i talk myself out of it
you wake up thinking today's the day
you're going to finally kill me this is
the big one
this is the big one this is homemade
so much better
slow fluffy
oh yeah
that's pretty good
it needs butter daddy likes that one
this one's got a handle now no hold on
let go of it let go of it that ain't a
handle man that's a
that's a dangling wiener that's a pe
that's a pancake penis it really is
don't let it get don't let the kids see
that but just like that open your mouth
that's the part you gotta eat
why why is it so
hard to grab onto
that's not the good part
oh this is so thick
this is this could be a construction
material too
very dense
these are so so fluffy it's like a
sit-down restaurant
you think that likes to think they're
good at making pancakes they're not that
great
this is um
i mean that the taste is not bad that
one fell apart well these are really
griddle
a little overcooked so i'm gonna go with
this one
oh wow this one's fluffy and floppy
is there a hint of fruit
a hint of fruit
man between that one
and this one
this isn't bad but there is a little
hint of something hmm something from the
pan
i taste like the cast iron that this was
cooked in
does eggo make a pancake too all right i
think one of these might be those are
eggo yeah for real two one
i'm a big fan of these i
these are very good this is that's
exquisite no i love this one
okay link you have chosen our sit down
restaurant bread 62. these pancakes are
10.99
and rhett it is time to dance again our
fine dining restaurant delphine for
21. uh
hey man you're spending that much money
first thing in the morning you're not
gonna make it to the end of the day
not chase michelle
michelle
that doesn't
feel like chase
hey let me just explain something to you
right now so michelle say out here with
me for a second listen we've already
seen your comments you're talking about
how look what happens is michelle leaves
and then you see chase sorry hey okay
well how about this what's up chase
jay
chet
he's not
bye michelle i'll see you again soon go
over there and be with chase
or go that way
the first pancakes are indeed frozen
they're eggos it's one dollar and seven
cents for three that's a steal and then
the other ones are our fast casual
apollo restaurant three pancakes for
6.95
yeah i need to appreciate the recipe
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this is quiche lorraine
quiche lorraine quiche lorraine what it
what what is lorraine about it i guess
it's when there's ham and cheese what
what makes it lorraine y'all know
ham and cheese lorraine y'all working
over there
y'all off the clock
chase
a quiche lorraine is filled with savory
egg custard bacon cheese and caramelized
onions
bacon cheese and onion i loved it but i
never knew that's what it was called i
don't like that one um i don't it's
definitely not great but you can't
really make a bad quiche you know what
i'm saying like i still i'm like yeah i
keep eating it now this one this one
seems to have a little bit of green in
it green pepper is that broccoli
lorraine kind of got a little bit
let go of the rains
i think it's broccoli dude it's pretty
tasty i still like it
i like a quiche i love it breakfast pie
the cheese on that is very good and look
at this one though this one is like why
are you touching it are you touching the
whole thing i gotta eat some of that
well here you can dodge it here i'll
leave my fingers where they are i know
how you
you never like to eat something i've
touched
now this one looks fluffy you're not
gonna like that
it's got a lot of mustard in it
is that mustard
or like horseradish
worcestershire i think it's mustard
i don't dislike mustard and i like i
like mustard on on my eggs sometimes
i love mustard but i don't like that
yeah it's kind of it kind of makes it
soured
it looks the best but
it's just disappointing because it's got
that left field
huh
the bacon is smoky in this one it really
comes down to if you can if you can get
away with broccoli in your quiche
that's really good that cheese is so
good
yeah
all right a three two one
yeah
we agree on this this is definitely the
best one i'm curious what this is well
you can both remain seated oh i thought
i was going to get to know that this is
a fancy one but they're they're they're
trying something too hard wrong
this one's a fancy one because it sucks
well first the one that you guys chose
is our sit-down restaurant uh which is
very hard for me to pronounce and we've
talked about this previously is it la
pine quattro dying yeah
although there's a new new trick that
carney taught me so it's le pan
quote titian
do you always got a little titty it is
yeah that's all right
i know it's pan it's not there you don't
pronounce the n carney i know that
that wasn't my phone le pen quantity
yeah
exactly um for 14
the first one
is the fine dining quiche really and
that is from monsieur marcel
for 17. you're trying to taste it
thinking that you're there you
still not good still not good right the
third one is fast casual sweet lily for
12
and then the last one is frozen
or 245 from country chef it's still good
we almost we almost went with country
chef yo you can freeze a quiche and it
doesn't get worse sometimes it gets
better because it like locks them
congeals it all right yeah yeah yeah
yeah note it
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like that shirt rhett show him the whole
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these
are breakfast burritos
these are breakfast burritos
boy do we have a variety we got a little
one but let's start with this big one
this one has seen a grill it's got some
sausage some peppers
that's pretty tasty sometimes learned
recently
i don't know why i never really crossed
my mind
when making a breakfast burrito at home
that the key
is after you wrap it to throw it back on
the grill it's like i don't know how i'd
miss that step
but that's what seals it all up and
makes it great seal it back up
that's a good taste and it's actually
got tomato in there which
like a pico which is really working for
me i thought that was a pepper
hey you got away with it
this is uh this this is a hop this has
been frozen this is like a freaking
hot pocket
i'm not gonna hold that against it it's
good it doesn't taste like
a breakfast burrito it tastes like like
you said like a hot bucket like it's
very processed it's own thing
um but i do like it but i think
breakfast can be frozen and it's not
that the cheese sauce
is nice
now this one is huge what is this hunk
of a thing here it's like a
that's a that's a really big old sausage
dang this is good
very sausage forward i like that um
this one feels the most homemade so far
i'm missing a little what i got with
this pico yeah there's no onion in the
in the the the sort of the accoutrement
on that one and also it wasn't thrown
back on the griddle as you can see
it tastes good though
that actually tastes like it might be
corner cottage
i know corner cottage here in burbank
has got a killer breakfast burrito
gotta credit morgan with that you don't
who first start bringing these things in
right back in the day
and look this one has the egg completely
wrapped around the the outside
yeah they omelettize it
i don't like
keeping the egg whole like that as much
as yeah it's not as fun
i think these are really high quality
ingredients
but i mean
before we give our final answer on this
one
i was going into this thinking
breakfast needed to be cheap and yeah
i'm i'm still saying
you can definitely get away with
cheapness that breakfast can be cheap i
think is the conclusion even with the
cheat uh with the quiche
but in this round all right i went back
to when you're in a breakfast burrito's
on you can really
when you wrap that stuff up on a burrito
well you can take it to another lab i
feel strongly about this one
the the added flavor in here is just so
good this is my this is my baby well
rhett
stand right up
dude your breath your bank is broken
and sit right back down you have chosen
taco bell
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are you serious well listen taco bell
taco bell is totally bringing i've never
had their breakfast burrito this is
their grande toasted breakfast burrito
with sausage for 3 29. it tastes like
fat food now
uh and then link you chose the sit down
place which actually isn't corner
cottage it's great grill
for 9.99 because you got to sit down and
then of course i want to play two it's
frozen el monterey for 129. and the last
one that looks the fanciest is the
fanciest it's from delphine for nineteen
dollars yeah i don't know what you're
doing
they're pushing too far gotta scramble
that egg how do you feel about that taco
bell i i've never had maybe i've had it
on this show but i got to have breakfast
at taco bell now
okay so get in there the lowest possible
total you could have gone this whole
episode was 6 18 and the highest was 77
rhett your perfect meal total was 58.29
and link yours was 39.43
oh okay so somewhere in the middle
i'm feeling good about that i've
expanded my breakfast palette
this morning
i'm going to taco bell now thanks for
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my name is david i'm from hoball
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