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ActivistSun is proud to announce our acquisition of Outer Heaven.
Liquid and Makarov are creating a new weapon.
Modern Gear!
Who killed my mates?
The name is Bobby Kotickovich.
It's been a long time, old friend.
Alright…how do I work this?
Goodbye Ghost!
Get out of the way!
Aww crap.
(Snake groans)
If you have any suggestions, now would be a good time.
We can take these guys.
Yeah, but we still can’t beat Modern Gear.
I have an idea.
Hah. Just like Panama….
OK, you go finish the fight. I’ve got these guys.
Stand down.
What do we do?
It’s just a box. Let it through.
This time, Snake, I’ll protect you.
OK, Ghost. Time to die!
This is for Price!
This is for Soap!
And this is for Roach!
You’re about to join them!
Otacon, why isn’t this bastard dying!?
The suits have a kinetic barrier. You’ll eventually break through.
Whatever you do, don’t stop shooting!
Right!
AMMUNITION DEPLETED.
Um, what were you saying?
Uhhhh…..nevermind.
Haha!
Crikey! Guess I’ll have to do this the old fashioned way.
Hand to hand robot combat.
(Hiya! Ohh! Ouch! Oh Harry Potter! Ouch!)
(Yah! Urgh! Oh Top Gear! Oof! Ow! Ugh, Doctor Who!)
(Snake grunting)
Hehe, saw that coming…
I’m sorry old pal…but I need this…
It’s been an honor….
Fire!
Now you’re pissing me off!
Come on!
Son of a-
Teamkill!
Get over here!
Let’s go for a walk.
Thanks buddy.
Hey, have you two met?
Ow, my nose!
Kill him! Get him!
Muhuhwahah!
What’s wrong Ghost? You’re not such a badass now, are you?
WARNING. ARMOR AT 50%.
Die….
ARMOR AT 15%.
ARMOR AT 5%.
DANGER. ARMOR DEPLETED. LIFE SUPPORT CRITICAL.
This ends now!
I’m sorry lads. I’ve failed you.
Your entire task force couldn’t defeat me.
Did you really think you could beat me alone?
Hey!
What!?
He’s not alone.
Yeah, Snake! Good to see you, mate!
Beep bop beep. Optimizing duct tape.
Glue holding at 90%. Reload cardboard cannon.
Fire!
It’s gonna take more than that to beat me Snake.
Beep.
Ugh! Cardboard levels critical!
Now to deal with you.
TARGET ACQUIRED.
AMMUNITION DEPLETED.
You son of a- SNAKE!
I don’t need a gun to kill you!
My thoughts exactly.
BOX CUTTER!
What the hell?
I’m gonna rock your box off!
Bring it on!
Otacon, what in god's name is that?
Oh, I forgot all the second generation mechs are equipped with plasma swords.
Plasma sword?
PLASMA SWORD ACTIVATED
Oh hell yeah.
Snaaaake!
AGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Hmm…not good.
Game over Snake!
Aw crap.
Oh! Cut your head off! Did you see that?
What? Empty?
It was a robotic shell this whole time.
I guess this means we still have a mission to do.
No. No, I found him. Here’s his head. Yep, he’s dead.
And the crowd goes wild!
Oh we love you ghost! You’re so sexy!
Uhh. Yeah, well, good job.
Thanks for the assist, mate. Let’s go home.
Actually, I have to visit an old friend first.
Oh my god…
Master Chief…oh no…
Snake…is that you?
Yeah, I’m here Chief.
Oh sorry. Oh, you don’t care.
Chief, stay with us. Stay with us, Chief!
Did you finish the fight?
Yeah Chief. Yeah we got him.
Snake…when I die…don’t let them…
…teabag me.
Nooooo! Clear! Don’t you die on me Chief!
Don’t you do it! Don’t you die!
You can’t leave us! You can’t leave us Chief! Come on!
Wait! I have an idea.
To Snake and Ghost! To saving the world!
Good job team!
Yeah! Cheers! Cheers!
So of course I saved the day again….
…he seems more like a skeleton.
Or a werewolf….
Why didn’t you just let me die?
I mean, look at me. I’m never gonna get chicks like this.
Is this even water-proof?
Chief, we’ll fix you up.
I look like a freakin’ Warthog.
I don’t know. More like a puma.
I look like the Incredible Hulk’s dishwasher.
I can’t go back home like this, I’ll get laughed out of the Spartans.
What’s my mom going to think? Should I be drinking this?
So, what are you doing after this?
Hold that thought.
Parkour!
Hey Ghost, wait up!
Hey Ghost, what gives? The party’s back there.
My job here is done, Snake. It’s time for me to move on.
I don’t understand.
One day you will, Snake. One day you will…
Wooooooo. Farewellllll, Snake.
Wait. You were a real ghost this whole time?
Yesssssss….
Hmm… You’re wearing my Octocamo, aren’t you?
Yeah. Idiot.
I knew it the whole time.
Yeah, sure you did.
Ow! Hey!
Haha, sneak attack.
Hey remember when I cut that guy’s head off back there?
I was all like Luke Skywalker, or Highlander, or Bruce Lee!
Yeah yeah…I saw you.
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