Aunt Syl, stop yelling.
All I'm saying is, if you had told me
vegetarian lasagna I would have made
vegetarian lasagna.
Well, the-the meat's only every third layer.
May-maybe you could scrape.
Ross, did you really read
all these baby books?
Yep, you could plunk men
in the middle of any woman's uterus
no compass..
...and I could find my way out of there like [snaps] that.
Ooh, this is cool.
It says, "In some parts of the world
"people actually eat the placenta."
And we're done with the yogurt.
Sorry.
Aunt Syl, I did this as a favor.
I am not a caterer.
What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas?
Nice talk, Aunt Syl.
You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth?
Hey, Ross. Listen.
Do you know that right now
your baby is only this big?
This is your baby.
Hi, daddy.
Hello.
How come you don't live with mommy?
How come mommy lives with that other lady?
What's a lesbian?
[speaking in Italian]
Honey, you can say it. You can..
Poconos. Poconos.
It's like poke-a-nose.
Ah, poke-a-nose.
Hmm.
(together) Blah, blah, blah.
So did I hear Poconos?
Yes, my sister's giving us her place for the weekend.
Whoo-hoo. First weekend away together
- Yeah, that's a big step. - 'I know.'
Oh, it's just a weekend. Big deal.
Wasn't this just supposed to be a fling, huh?
Shouldn't it be..
...flung by now?
I mean, we are way past the fling thing.
I mean, I am feeling things that I've only read about
in Danielle Steel books, you know?
I mean, when I'm with h, I'm just totally, total.
Nauseous. I'm physically nauseous.
What am I supposed to d? Call immigration?
I could call immigratio.