whoa where do you think you're going with that
cash converters how the hell am i meant to teach without a television
we need to make swinging cuts stop saying swinging it is the most annoying word i have ever heard
boys could you collect mr wicker's video library you can take our electricity you can take our
television but you can never take our braveheart director's car please let me keep this everything
must go alfie you must see you're the obvious candidate for redundancy i'm trying to protect you
please boys it doesn't have to be like this
i'm getting my tv back i'm getting my dvds back and i'm stopping miss gulliver from
going to soweto we are doing a fundraiser and it is going to be like live aid and band-aid
all rolled into one except this time we are stopping things from going to africa
but how are you going to convince fraser to give you permission
alf i've told you it's just not possible we simply don't have the time or the resources
your band can play at the fundraiser so what time should we open the doors
i had quite a silly idea um a university we did a man auction
we bought the rugby team as slaves for a day pinch me
we could sell the teachers here you could put yourself up for sale you'd want to buy me
i might it's not for sale
i mean how does she even hear that far fundraiser to save our school
what a pickle you know after my divorce i traveled to india i saw a beggar boy there
his little legs didn't work and he was dragging himself along in a cart begging
well don't beat yourself up about it everyone regrets their rebound
my point is at least his sob story made him some money what is your problem with me i remind you
that my dad loved somebody else you're being ridiculous you are just his beggar boy rebound
why howdy partners look at you two thick as thieves hi dad oh i love you yeah oh what's
got into you come on marty bear hmm win me a teddy all righty then mustache off pal bit fanny wait
sob story get me rendo now
excuse me fundraiser to send a little boy to florida for life-saving surgery
please help me mate my brain's all [ __ ]
oh um talk me through this band well we started out as a tribute act but we were just treading
water so i decided to mumford us up a bit you know heartfelt summery anthems reclaiming the
banjo from rapey american farmers so you're a mumford and sons tribute act
well sort of problem is the lead singer donald he's quite set in his ways with
the whole slipknot vibe so the band's called not slip and sons does that match up word yes perfecto
i came home and i saw you you were waiting waiting
fell to my knees as if to pray you opened
oh
thank you jesus for this glorious day
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