-Well, guys, I actually heard that Trump actually met with
a potential Supreme Court nominee yesterday.
But get this. It looks like Trump is returning to
his TV roots when it comes to his search for a justice.
Check out this trailer
I saw the White House release earlier today.
-Hello.
I'm President Donald J. Trump.
I know everything there is to know about the law
because I've broken it many times.
So I know what it takes to be a Supreme Court justice.
And now one lucky lady is going to walk away with the job
and endless power until she dies.
This is "So You Want to Be a Supreme Court Justice."
♪♪
The competition won't be easy.
Picking a Supreme Court justice is one of
the most important things and challenging things
a president ever has to do.
That's why I'm jamming it in by Saturday.
Maybe Friday if I work without the TV on.
This season I'm looking for a female judge who can live up to
RBG's historic legacy and undo all of it.
That's right, a female judge,
or as the producers told me not to call it, a judgette.
I'm talking 8s and above, folks,
and she better wow in the swim robe contest
or she's going to get eliminated, let me tell you.
You want to be my nominee?
Then you better share my values, which include
many of the values because as you know,
I'm very much with the values.
I have the most values. Everyone agrees.
They say, "How does he fit so much values inside him?
It's amazing."
If you want to be a great judge, study those who came before you,
like Judge Judy, Dredd, and Reinhold.
And if you think you have what it takes to be
on my Supreme Court, send in an audition tape
explaining how you plan to undo three laws.
The more immigrant stuff, the better, folks.
Just swing for the fences and see how many lives you can ruin.
We'll write it in later if we have to, but probably not.
Join my search for the next Supreme Court justice.
And, you know, forget about anything else going on,
none of which is my fault.
-"So You Want to Be a Supreme Court Justice,"
coming to Peacock this spring.
-No, no. This fall!
Heck, this Friday if we can swing it.
Melania, unplug my TV.