chris
charlie
who was that who was what a man with a
beard just walked in here stared at me
and then disappeared
what
oh yeah that's cayenne a new housemate
excuse me but i thought that we were
saving the spare room for my unicycle
collection
why don't we wait for the collection to
grow a bit before we start kicking
anyone out well
yes okay that's fine quite right i'm
sorry for snapping at you good just give
him a chance yeah besides he's making us
tea
i made you some p
sorry
t
thank you i'm kion by the way
hey
lovely to meet you
does it taste okay
the tea is it all right
yes
good
because i made you another one
charlie
yes
are you okay
i'm fine
thanks for the tea
to get your tea
do you like it
scrumptious good
you don't mind me hanging out here do
you oh that's fine don't worry about it
it's okay uh yeah i'll show myself out
bye
you don't have to drink that
but you didn't make it for me but you
clearly don't like it
i took the liberty of making you some
breakfast tea
i know how much you love my tea
cheers
why did you make me two
two
johnny
what are you
are you okay
oh yes i'm fine
oh no i couldn't possibly
oh well if you insist is he normally
like this
yeah
he's just a bit stressed i bet a cup of
tea would help i don't think that's
quite i'll make it i'm happy to tell it
i think
i've made you some tea charlie
we know how much you love tea
there there charlie drink some tea and
everything will be just fine
now
charlie
are you okay
does he like some more tea
he's having a fit
your tea is killing him
the tea is good for you everyone loves
tea
it's not the tea cayenne
it's the sugar
i'm sweet enough
charlie
oh thank god
you sir
you cannot make tea to save your life do
you know that
i've i've never in all of my days tasted
anything so
foul do you even know what stirring is
charlie it was the sugar yes this this
sugar it was hardly dissolved at all it
was all collected in the bottom of the
mug but with the milk too you you gave
me a dollop of hole and i only need a
drop of semi i bet you put the milk in
first too didn't you you monster it was
it was so weak
are you you giving me decaf or something
because i just can't
it's just
a cup of tea
not when i have to drink every single
one of your
i don't even want to call it tea you
could have just said no one's forcing
you to drink it oh yes there
not
i guess not
guys this sugar is fine
chris give me the queen
come on come on i'm sorry
about the
shouting
and the tea
i'm not sure what came over me
it's fine
i technically poisoned you so i didn't
make a great first impression can i can
i make it up to you can i make you a
proper cup of tea or something no
i mean
no definitely not sorry
but uh should we make great scones or
something
i do make great scones
scans
scones scones oh and the uh the creepy
looming and the coming into my room
while i'm still asleep
don't do that
please okay
okay
there he is
hello how's me what can i do for you
okay so what i can do for you which is
blow your mind
i made us some tea
no i'm alright actually
thank you
please
you