- [Woman] Bitch.
(Mac squeals)
- Mac.
(Mac coughs)
Oh, hey, guys, what's up?
Did you miss me?
It's been a few weeks.
I didn't miss y'all.
Don't be offended, I needed a break, I needed a break.
Happy new year.
♪ With the rockets' red ♪
It's really hot happy, wait, give me a second.
- [Computer Voice] Redacted.
- Year of new.
That's what we're doing in 2020,
because this. - Redacted, redacted.
- You and this. - Redacted, redacted.
- Know what I mean?
Put that on a shirt, make that my merch.
(eerie electronic music)
New year, same bitch with a whole lotta mess to give.
Right now, I bet you're wondering,
Mac, what the hell?
Mac, what the shit?
I'm on a farm.
(Mac chuckles) (lively banjo music)
That's right, the same bitch that brought you
♪ Percocet, Miley Percocet ♪
is now here, chilling with some goats.
(lively electronic music)
♪ Everybody makes ♪
Get it, did you get, get it?
- Lit.
- I say 2021 is the year we change things,
maybe even get a cameraman.
(Mac gasps)
Maybe even a editor.
(Mac gasps)
No, I won't.
But yes, it is true.
The rumors are being confirmed,
that no one asked for.
I took all of my millions of influencer dollars,
and bought myself a farm.
(lively electronic music)
Don't Google that, don't Google that,
don't Google that, it's true,
I'm telling you right now.
You ain't gotta Google shit, it's 2021.
Look what the fuck just happened.
- [Woman] Bitch.
- We ain't gotta learn facts for anything,
so why the fuck would you go Google
if I buyed a fucking farm?
Shut up, shut up, oh my god.
Let's not talk about it, let's not talk about it,
let me show you some more farm things.
Here's some chicken.
(lively electronic music)
Get it, get it? You got it, right?
There you go.
Now, we're happy.
Extremely happy.
Just so happy.
(Mac mumbles)
So, I originally had plans for this year,
but then, as more of the days went by,
and more of the shit went out,
I was like, okay, so, that ain't happening.
None of this matters right now.
We're going to pause my ambition, and get real.
Assess your stress, maybe a little bit depressed.
You saw that alcohol bottle.
We're all stressed.
We're all going through a lot.
We've all seen the news.
We've all scrolled the Twitter.
So I decided, instead of going into more bullshit,
why don't we just watch some TikTok?
Get some copyright strikes,
not make any money, cry a little bit,
but then still be happy, you know?
A little digestif euphoria pill
in the size of a 15-second video
of a white boy shaking his junk.
Oh, oh, we love it.
And excuse me if I look like a skater boy today.
I've been listening to a lot of Tyler, the Creator recently.
(Mac laughs) (woman laughs)
So, while on my journey
to becoming TikTok famous.
Dick, foxy, woo.
Will Jesus get these rocks off?
Just being the award-winning comedian
that I deserve to be,
I have been receiving a lot of ats,
mentions from fans, admirers, shall we say?
(Mac babbles)
Saying, oh, this is such a MacDoesIt vibe.
Ugh, this reminds me a lot of MacDoesIt.
Aw, MacDoesIt would totally get this.
'Cause y'all just constantly thinking about little old me.
- [Computer Voice] No, we don't, bitch.
- I just stay on your minds like applesauce.
Just call me meth.
Call me marijuana, girl.
I stick with ya.
(Mac whimpers)
Guys, let's see what type of videos
on the internet y'all think are my vibe.
Let's see if y'all think y'all know me
like the way y'all think y'all know me, okay?
I was originally gonna react
to TikToks you guys say look like me,
but then I thought that might be crossing borderline into
(dramatic orchestral music)
and I don't wanna do that, sis.
So we're just gonna do videos
that give you the vibe of me.
You know, so we gonna get a little bit of
(dramatic orchestral music)
Okay, sis, okay.
So, I just Twitter, asked you guys
to send me TikToks you thought reminded you of me,
and you guys sent me a lot,
and we're gonna look through those,
but first, we're gonna actually look
through the mentions I got through on TikTok.
That will go first, keep our priorities straight,
unlike the people that just crash through the...
I'm not gonna talk, we're not gonna talk about it.
Here, look at some trees.
There's some trees.
(lively electronic music)
Did you get it, did you get it?
- [Cameraman] Yeah, I got it.
- Here, at my farm that I bought, that's mine, that's mine.
Don't Google that.
"Tell me why I thought that was MacDoesIt."
See?
I told you.
I swear to god, if this is Peaches.
(goat shouts)
Yep, yep, yep, bet it is.
(soft vocal music)
Uh, yep, yep.
See, this is why I changed the title of the video,
because y'all getting a little bit of
(dramatic orchestral music)
I mean, she does look like me, okay?
She does, okay?
Shut up, whatever, whatever, whatever.
I'm still cute.
What about this one?
Hello, hi, greetings, konichi-
Okay, this one is actually my voice.
Literally my voice.
That's also something on TikTok.
My voice is, like, everywhere on that app,
yet I am not verified.
Who I gotta talk to?
Hello, hi, greetings, konichiwa, carne asada.
Wait, no.
If you are seeing this video,
that means you are somebody's favorite person.
Look at you, being special, bitch.
Yep, remember that, remember those videos I used to make,
those little Tumblr little treats
I used to put out in the world.
That's literally what I used to do on my YouTube channel.
I don't know people know that.
The audio rip that they use on TikTok all the time
is literally, like, a video I made,
like, what, six years ago?
Back in the day, when Tumblr was still, like, prevalent.
All little videos being like,
send this to someone with feet,
someone that breathes oxygen,
and would post it on Tumblr as an attempt
to become what was then considered Tumblr famous.
It was a dying thing,
but I was still trying, bitch.
I was still reaching.
I was still grabbing onto something.
But now, it's all over TikTok,
so I guess I won, right?
I won.
You know how didn't win?
Never mind, I'm not gonna, I'm not.
Let's go back to the chicken.
(lively electronic music)
Get it, did you get it?
"You remind me of MacDoesIt.
Oh, please don't be
(dramatic orchestral music)
- Unfortunately, a lot of you guys have anxiety.
- Mm-hm. - And that's just
not cool with me.
- Yep. - Let me introduce to you-
- Porn. - Gay porn.
- Yep.
(Mac laughs)
I haven't even seen this video before, girl,
I just know this bitch.
I get you.
I vibe with you.
You anxious bitch, watch a man get fisted.
Ain't got any problems anymore.
(Mac laughs)
Sorry, I'm probably about to butcher your whole ass name,
but Ania, Anania, Ania, Anania, Anania, Ananeea,
Anania, Anania, Anania, Anania,
I don't know, that bitch,
compared to him all the time,
every single one of my mentions,
it's usually to his video.
Why?
Because we're great people. (dramatic orchestral music)
Because we are an advanced species.
Because you guys have recognized us
as better than the human race.
Thank you, thank you very much, good night.
I mean, just look at us.
♪ Oh ♪
Bitch, we're superiority, that's it.
"You remind me of MacDoesIt."
- Hey, my babies.
(woman laughs)
- Hello.
- Excuse the fact that I look like Danny DeVito,
I'm in the middle of doing my hair.
- Excuse the fact that I like like (mumbles) sorry.
- So, I unintentionally started a cult.
- Okay, wait, is her titty, like, fully out?
Give me a second.
That titty out, girl, that titty out.
Same, that's my vibe, that's me.
There we go.
It ain't a MacDoesIt video
without that full titty out.
Please don't quote this anywhere.
- Watch, watch, watch.
(woman laughs)
♪ L ♪
- Oh my god.
♪ Is for the way you look at me ♪
Stop it.
(woman laughs)
♪ O is for the only one I see ♪
Yes.
♪ V ♪
Oh my gosh.
(woman laughs)
(woman snorts)
(woman laughs)
Stop it.
(woman laughs)
(Mac laughs)
Delete that.
Also brings me back to a Tumblr video I made.
♪ L is for ♪
♪ O is for ♪
♪ V is very ♪
♪ E ♪
That one went very viral on Tumblr.
Got hella notes.
Do y'all remember those, notes?
Some of y'all too young.
Some of y'all too young,
and that hurts my feelings, sis.
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Everybody makes mistakes ♪
What about this one?
- So what would happen if I put 10 layers
of what's believed to be the world's most painful face mask
on my face?
- Oh no.
Oh no.
I'll tell you what happen.
It (shouts) and then (shouts)
with a little bit of a (shouts)
No.
Maybe I should start putting my videos on TikTok.
Honestly, y'all ain't gonna know the difference.
Half the people on the app are too young
to know I existed before 2016, okay?
I can get away with it.
It can be like, wow, Mac got skinny.
Yes, I did. (woman chuckles)
- I say we find out.
- Okay.
- Layer one, layer two.
- Okay.
- Layer three.
Already on layer four.
Layer five is getting gloopy.
Layer six, and the layers already are not totally drying.
Layer seven.
- Okay, she's scaring me.
Not just, like, her in general,
but also, the idea,
like, everything about this just is terrifying me.
Her stare, her literal, like, facial suicide
she's doing right now, and her excitement about it,
all on top of some happy music.
Like, you just doing a chaotic decision on this happy music.
Is that me? That's me.
Is that me? That was me.
I'm so sorry.
I apologize for the generation I probably brought up
with my decision.
(Mac laughs)
- Now to get this to dry.
(hair dryer blows)
- Here she goes.
- Oh no, is this gonna be?
Gross, it's so gross.
- Disgusting.
- This is so disgusting.
This is a failure.
- That's why you're not supposed to put 10 layers.
She missed her moment.
She didn't give you the scream.
She didn't give you the holler.
You know, holler, none of that (screams)
you know what I mean?
(lively electronic music)
This person commented,
"Him," Ananeea, Anania, Ananeea, Ananania,
Ananisha, Ananima, that bitch,
"and MacDoesIt all radiate the same energy."
Okay, so me, An-enigma,
and this person radiates the same energy.
Let's see.
- Got some noodles,
bout to have myself a nice dinner date.
My noodles have informed me
that they are not interested in seeing me anymore,
but it was an amicable split. - Oh my god.
- So I wish them the best.
♪ I will always love you ♪
♪ How I do ♪
- So you got, got, got, got,
he got in a relationship with...
Okay.
Yeah, that's me.
Bout to sit here, like, denying it, bitch.
I grew a boyfriend in a cup of water.
12-minute video, multi-day filming for that situation,
so yes, I will date some noodles.
"MacDoesIt, this literally looks
"like your son or something."
I swear to god, I swear to god,
if y'all tag me in some fuckery.
(lively electronic music)
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, y'all got me there.
I'm-a have to give y'all my credit, okay?
I might need to stop aping y'all real quick.
Stop giving y'all that
(dramatic orchestral music)
y'all know what I mean.
"Send me TikToks that remind you of me."
That's the Tweet.
I forgot to mention earlier, that's the Tweet.
Here we go.
♪ Every kiss begins with ♪
Ketamine, yep. - Ketamine,
a hydrochloride tranquilizer
used in veterinary practice for the s-
- Yeah, any mention of drugs, for some reason.
I don't do drugs.
But, at the same time, I did introduce you guys to
♪ Ooh, meth ♪
and that is a question I ask myself every morning.
Was there a question there? No.
It was just a meth.
♪ Meth ♪
Also love that their name on TikTok is just She/her.
We stan, just in case y'all need to know.
What about you?
(knuckles crack)
Okay, ooh, oh, ooh, oh.
Yeah.
(Mac laughs)
How about you?
Okay, yes, yes, yes,
okay, get it, yes, okay, wait, slow,
okay, hold up, okay, wait, hold up.
Sorry, pause it.
This is the energy y'all think I give out?
Since when?
Since when, sis?
Who said I could move like that?
Y'all really want me to?
Like that? Okay.
Get it, ooh, hit, and flip, and kick,
and hit, and kick, and kick, and flip,
and hit, and kick, and turn, and flip,
and one more kick, give me another kick,
give me another kick, give me another kick,
give me another kick, gotta give me another kick,
one more kick, one more kick, one more kick, one more kick,
can I kick?
Kick, there we go.
(Mac laughs)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Now I get it.
Now I understand, sis.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm still tired from those five seconds earlier,
but I get it.
(Mac laughs)
Person also replied to that saying,
"This reminds me of your athletic abilities."
Bitch, bitch, I know you trying me,
but you see, I'm gonna pick it up,
so we're gonna try it out, okay?
(lively electronic music)
Wait.
(lively electronic music)
(Mac laughs)
Here we go, wait, here we go.
♪ Mistakes ♪
Ooh, ooh.
My foot tingled.
How about this one?
- I'm gonna cut a hole between my eyes
so my pupils can merge together,
and I just, Mike Wazowski.
- Go off.
We all wanna be Mike Wazowski one day.
That ain't weird, that ain't weird, you're weird.
Get outta my face.
Isn't this cute?
What a fun time we're having right now.
Don't look at what else is happening around the world.
Just look at me, having fun.
♪ Oh ♪
Watching some TikTok.
What I'm getting, what I feel
the vibe people get from me is, chaos.
(dissonant flute music)
That's it.
- When you're black, you're never really lonely.
- Mm-mm.
- Because there will always be a white person
all up in your business.
Hm.
- I can't seem to find the lie.
I don't know where it,
I don't know where it went.
There...
There doesn't seem to be one, sis.
I don't know what to tell you,
but the lie seems to not exist.
There seems to be no lie here.
I lie here, but there's no lie.
Mm. - Hm.
(Mac laughs)
- "I always get Mac vibes from this."
What is it?
"Me naming some of the boys
"I fell in love with this year."
♪ Jean, Tezz ♪
Mm-hm.
♪ El, Shawn Gee, Monte, Avery, Roppo, Joe ♪
Yep, yep, yep.
♪ Gary, Josh ♪
Yep. (laughs)
Actually, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, there's the lie, I found it.
I found the lie.
Oh, oh no, so many lies here.
Oh, oh.
Oh, wow.
Oh my god, so many.
(Mac laughs)
This one.
Okay.
Oh, oh, fuck that, what?
(woman chuckles) Keep it rolling.
Y'all seem to have me messed up a little bit.
I'm sorry, but, at the same time,
no, you don't, you have me spot on,
so that, like, confuses me.
That hurts my feelings.
Like, why was there a furry in the shower,
but, at the same time,
why did I get that?
- It's currently 4:00 in the morning,
and I can't sleep because I think I have depression.
- Great, yeah.
What? What?
Pause.
I think I have depression, eh, okay.
Here's some trauma little bit, eh, whatever, let's move on.
- It's currently 4:00 in the morning
and I can't sleep because I think I have depression.
- Eh, yep.
- But I'm gonna show you this hiphop move
I learned in the third grade.
- Oh no.
(woman grunts)
- I forgot I'm obese, I forgot I'm obese.
- It hurts my feelings if that's me though.
Like, you guys get it, but, at the same time,
why do you get it?
But at the same time,
maybe you guys should've been giving me hell,
not enabling me.
It's your fault.
How about you?
- Tell me you're a dancer
without actually telling me you're a dancer.
- Okay, girl said, "Tell me you're a dancer
"without actually telling me you're a dancer."
- I'll go first.
I once did the splits so aggressively
that the stage at the Winter Garden Theatre
still has an imprint of my vagina.
♪ Everybody ♪
- Sis icon.
Sis said these lips live forever.
Sis says
♪ Y'all will remember my name ♪
Y'all know "Fame"?
Y'all know that, am I, no?
She says a star was born, all right?
Straight outta the canal.
That was funny.
What's this?
- I just got done my COVID test.
- Mm-hm.
- And I said, "I'll take the throat swab, please."
- Oh, is this a sex joke?
We gonna go to sex joke?
You have no gag reflex,
'cause, yes, that's my vibe too.
That's my vibe too.
Move.
- He was swabbing my throat.
He takes it out, and he said,
"Ow, wow, you're, like, a pro at this."
I...
He was like, "Most people have a gag reflex.
"You must've been practicing for this."
(man laughs)
- Sir, I am what the world would call a fa-jot.
Oh, yes, thank you, sir,
I am what the world would call a flamer.
You see those crazy people screaming at funerals?
They do that because of me.
You see those websites,
those high production videos that these organizations make?
They do that all because I exist, bitch.
(chuckles) Power.
- Wake up. - Ah.
- I just murdered your entire family.
- But I live alone.
- What?
Then who are these people in your house?
- There's people in my house?
- Well, not anymore.
Dumb bitch.
You could've died.
You're welcome.
(Mac laughs)
- What about this one?
- Acting challenge.
You are the blue line.
- Great.
- Do you hear that? - Hear what?
- There's a baby crying.
- I'm not home yet.
Wait until I get back.
- It's coming from the basement.
- Don't go down there.
- What? Why not?
- There's something I haven't told you about your father.
- Mom, there's a baby, I can hear it.
- Honey, it's not a baby.
- What is it then, Mom?
It's getting louder.
- It's my wet ass pussy.
(Mac laughs)
- I was like, where is this going, sis?
Oh my god, it's Ben.
Oh, Ben.
Me and Ben have been friends for a second.
That's so interesting about TikTok, too.
I've been seeing a lot of people
that I've been friends with on the internet
since, like, the beginning of me even starting YouTube
blowing up on TikTok themselves,
which shows me that I can do it too,
if I actually put effort in my life.
He's, he is,
they're, they are,
I'm a skeezy, what?
That's Ben.
We were friends for a reason, girl.
Let's do one more, then we'll call a day, okay?
There are a lot of people around this farm,
my farm, my workers.
Imagine.
But there are a lotta people around here.
Not a lot of people.
The people that live here are here.
I said that if they were intruding in my world.
Bitch, I'm intruding in theirs, okay?
I had to escape LA for a second.
Y'all been hearing what's been...
Let's not talk about that.
Let's look at the chickens again.
♪ Everybody has those ♪
Did you get it? Are you getting it?
Did you get it? - Yeah, I got it.
- You got it? - Yeah, I totally got it.
- This person said Anamaraca's entire page.
I know, bitch, I know, bitch.
Maybe we should collab.
Anaisha, hit me up.
This person also said "Anything by" Ana-Pinocchio.
Look at us, look at us,
Onomatopoeia, girl, they wanna see us working together.
We gotta figure that out.
Let's end it on you, you seem nice.
- Give me some Skittles,
but I didn't wanna pay for them.
- Okay, pause, did not know it was gonna sound like this.
Doesn't sound nice anymore.
- Give me some Skittles,
but I didn't wanna pay for them,
and then one of the store attendants came up to me,
and was like, "Put that back,"
and then he grabbed my arm,
and I said, "Don't touch me."
- But, yeah.
(Mac laughs)
- Ha-ha, lit.
- Y'all got me, y'all got me, y'all got me.
There's not...
There's nothing.
Not a single one in there, I'm sorry.
What did we learn today, kids?
We learned that A-Nicolas Cage and me
have a lot in common,
that a lot of you guys seem that A-Knick-Knack
and I share a lot of humor and similarities.
What did we learn today, kids?
We learned that chaotic humor brings us all together,
just like vagina lip when they're sleeping.
Do vagina lips close
at some point in the day?
Please, answer that question for me
so I don't have to Google it.
(woman chuckles)
Shoutout to Domo and a lot of numbers,
and Geeky and a lot of numbers
for retweeting me on Twitter
for a video that I uploaded over a month ago now.
Is this the comeback y'all wanted?
(Mac laughs)
Comment down below.
If you were to classify the type of humor I give off
on my YouTube channel,
what would you classify it as?
I'd classify it as dump truck,
fire lady in red, bloody princess, dragon.
And I'm sexy.
Last video, I asked you guys
to comment down below what (laughs)
Last video, I asked you guys
to comment down below what (groans)
La, la, last video I asked you guys to comment down below
what pill you guys think the woman talk to sink, no, fuck.
What pill you guys think the woman took, oh, fuck.
Last video, I asked you guys to comment down below
what pill you guys think the girl took
to sink beneath the floor.
Yes, it took me, like, seven tries
to say that one sentence.
What Up Bro commented, "Who needs drugs
"when you can watch MacDoesIt?
"It's free, helps him make money,
"and it gets you a unique high."
That's, that's, that's the answer.
Thank you guys so much for watching.
My name is Mac, remember to like, comment, share,
and sub-scree-babe, wah.
Get it?
Did you get it?
You got it, right?
Did you get it?
- Yeah, I got it. - You got it?
- Yeah, I totally got it. - Did you get it?