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...season eight.
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The scene you're about to see is a bunch of grown men acting like children.
Oh, (bleep)!
(cheering and laughing)
I'm on your ass, Kirk.
Boy, I'm tryin' to tell you this here, man.
When it comes to these go-karts, boy, move out the way, Kirk.
I'm sorry, excuse me. Skrr-krr.
When my car went by, his ass said, "Naw!"
I couldn't get in there with y'all 'cause I ain't mentally ready for that (bleep).
Okay, you figured out how to go through the curves.
What I'm worried about right now
is what the (bleep) Joc got up on his head.
Is that a beanie?
A silk scarf? A satin cap?
A satin wrap?
What do you have on your head?
That's how I like my women too: curvy.
Oh, Lord.
What's been going on with you, man, with them women anyway?
Curvy.
With the women? There ain't even no
I believe Joc can be a one-woman's man,
but I think he has a very flirtatious spirit on him.
Ain't how it sounds on the radio.
What-- What do that mean?
I was riding in the morning and I heard you cracking jokes
about, uh, Karlie.
You and Karlie back together?
Some Indian giver-type trick.
See, whole, um, um, um,
Indian-style trick that Karlie performed,
I think it's gon' haunt me for the rest of my years, man,
'cause people always just want to bring it up, even Karlie.
I will now introduce you guys to the Indian technique.
Psych. Only for Joc.
But anyway, my lady, you know, I'm like, (bleep), she looking nice.
Keep up your joint.
I mean, who is the lady though?
You know, my lady Kendra.
So is this real?
Bro, yes. She got my attention, straight up.
What she do?
An attorney?
A lawyer? Liar. Liar, liar, lawyer.
You wasn't going out with her and stuff like that
Well, it's kind of like--
Did the relationships overlap?
Aha!
Let's see if Joc tells the truth.
It was overlapping.
(laughing) Joc, I'm sure it was overlapping.
Man, a little overlapping never hurt anybody.
Nah, for real, I know people their stomach overlaps their other stomach,
and it ain't hurt nothin'.
The crazy part about it though--
she heard about the invite I got
to Karlie's engagement party.
Joc look like a chef.
Joc look like he was in the kitchen cooking for them
before they got there.
You need to just go on and keep it 1,000, bruh,
'cause you trying to act like not telling Kendra
is like a really (bleep) way to do.
Karlie gon' use that against you.
Ooh, you better know it!
You better tell the truth 'cause the truth shall set you free.
You know Karlie will do something,
just shout something out one day.
She might be around you.
For real.
You might want to just keep that (bleep) all the way clean.
You know, I thought that talking to the fellas about this would make me feel better.
(stammering) I'm gonna be honest.
It makes me feel worse, a lot worse.
I wanna know, like, how does Rasheeda and Jasmine get along?
Like, they cool?
We don't (bleep) with women who (bleep) with married men.
Eh-eh!
So how is Jasmine's family dealing with all this?
I wanna kind of sit down
and try to holler at them, you know what I'm saying?
He want to sit down and holler at who?
Uh, I think he needs security when he go over there and talk to them folks.
I think he don't need to say nothing stupid. They might jump him.
The next scene you're about to see is Kirk and the baby mama,
Kirk and the baby's mama mama,
Kirk and the baby's mama mama mama.
You dig?
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Hey, how are you?
I'm well.
Kirk, you done moved Jasmine into the white house?
Last time I seen Jasmine,
she was in the apartment downtown.
I feel like we in a decent place.
I just have a little concern, you know?
Sometimes Jas is partying, and this is my concern.
Damn!
The mama look like a little girl.
And look how she lookin'.
Oh, Sue, take your eyes off him, Sue.
He is married, Sue.
She might hit me and say, "I need to go do this.
I'm going to a party in L.A. and I just need you to watch him."
But I just wanted to make you guys aware.
What is that?
What the (bleep) is that on the side of Jasmine's head? Is that a ponytail?
It look like you wearing faux fur.
That's an "on-me" tail. That (bleep) all over her, on me everywhere.
It gon' get on you. Hey, you got hair on me.
She look like she holding, like, a teddy bear
or something on the side of her head.
Y'all are in Candace's life a lot more, so...
Hey, Jas.
Kirk, where in the (bleep) is Rasheeda?
We're having a little conversation here.
Yeah.
I see.
Your mama look like that
and your grandmama look like that.
Ohh...
So they trying to get you, Kirk.
Mm-hmm, they trying to get you.
So we've been talking about Kannon's well being.
I'm looking at the mama. The mama is attractive too.
I think it's easier to just talk to the mama.
Kirk had a little concern because he thinks you party a lot.
Kirk, what the (bleep) do it got to do with you
if she party a lot or not? For real, for real.
Like, bruh, you shouldn't even be worried about
if she party or nothing as long as the baby ain't hurt.
He not in a messed up environment.
He with the grandma. You really shouldn't even care.
Like, let the girl party. I mean, she is a young girl.
I just don't like it when I feel like I'm working,
busting my ass, and you hit me with,
"I need to go party, so you need to watch him."
You not even around enough for me to--
for you to tell me that I party too much.
I just want you to have more of a relationship with him.
I spend a lot of money on Kannon.
Oh, we know you spend a lot of money on Kannon! Look at that house!
Her hair used to look like her mama,
but now this bitch done leveled up and got a faux fur around her neck.
First of all, money doesn't make you a father.
Okay, so here's another issue.
I feel like, why is he still wearing a pull-up?
Well, let me ask you this.
Where are all these concerns coming from all of a sudden?
They're coming from me spending more time with him.
That's it? You don't got nobody in your ear?
"Is somebody in your ear?"
"Hello? It's called a wife."
And what is Jasmine?
Is, like, is somebody-- Is Rasheeda asking me,
"What is he doing?" Yeah, she may ask,
"Dang, why is he still wearing pull-ups?"
Now, Kirk, why the (bleep) would you tell her Rasheeda said that?
(Kirk) But she even saying to me, "You need make sure you--
It sounds to me like you taking baby steps because of Rasheeda.
Let's be real. Yes, I'm taking baby steps.
This whole new scenario that I've created,
and my wife, my life that I've had
for the last 20-some years, and I jump out here like,
"Hey, hey, Rasheeda. You just gotta deal with this."
And let's work on being in contact.
You need to have a direct number,
you and her, to get in contact with each other.
Why can't it be something direct?
Jasmine, why are you so upset
that Kirk does not communicate with you directly?
Y'all already did some (bleep) (bleep).
I am working on it.
Kirk gotta talk to the grandmama's mama,
the grandmama, and the baby mama.
Boy, you got hell on your hands, Kirk, boy, goddamn.
That's three generations of hell right there, boy.