- Hey, what's up?
I'm gonna be reviewing dogs, your dogs,
or just any dog, really.
Going on twitter.com.
I've got a lot of pictures of dogs.
I'm so happy.
Most of this lighting makes
me look like I'm a monobrow.
Oh no, let's take these off.
Now I can't see anything.
This is the color we're going with.
Where's it going?
Oh, what?
That was mean.
Aw, that's a great way to wake up though.
Dog on the face, who doesn't want that to be honest?
I cannot see what I'm doing.
We got some drips going on here, but that's okay
'cause I have a French, kind of.
We're doing all right.
(mimics dance music)
When you're a Goku.
It's itchy.
I don't wanna have like drastically different eyebrows.
I hope this doesn't stain my skin.
(exhales)
Aw, these dogs are beautiful.
Look at them; they're friends.
And I love how the black dog has some of
the white and ginger dog's color on its face.
They go together.
These dogs as a pair, nine out of ten.
This is a good dog right here.
He looks like he love me.
(children cheering)
Oh my goodness, he's sleepy.
Oh, I love it.
(children cheering)
You know what, I'm just gonna cut off
my eyebrows from now on 'cause
I cannot take myself seriously.
I like that baby that (laughs),
the baby that's like in the picture
with it's mom, and it's mom did its eyebrows.
I look like that baby.
You know what?
I'm gonna (laughs) I'm gonna wash this off now.
That looks fine.
I love husky dogs so much.
You don't understand.
I feel like I can trust this dog.
I feel like I can talk to it about anything.
I feel like I can trust it with my problems.
Who needs to pay for a therapist, huh?
Get a dog,
ten out of ten dog. (children cheering)
My eyebrows feel really numb.
No, I got it on my neck.
Who am I kidding?
I knew this was gonna be a failure anyway.
Who cares, right?
(hums)
I care a lot.
Aw, this one's beautiful.
Look how beautiful.
That one looks like Maple, the dog
that plays the drums sometimes
for the guitar guy on Vine.
Very beautiful dog,
looks very content,
ten out of ten. (children cheering)
Where is the dog?
Where is it?
That is a ball of hair.
Oh my gosh.
Looks very sleepy,
nine out of ten. (children cheering)
My baby.
I've met this dog.
This dog is beautiful,
knows how to have a fun time,
ten out of ten dog.
(children cheering)
This dog has beautiful eyes.
I respect it, feel like it respects me.
(children cheering)
This dog is loving its life.
Look at that.
It's just dreaming,
9.6 out of ten.
Now this dog, this dog is one
you can never be really,
eleven out of then.
(energetic dance music)
I like this dog, but I'm concerned
about how it feels.
Is it okay?
Pretty solid dog.
(children cheering)
This one looks sad.
What is it sad?
What's wrong?
It looks so afraid.
What have you been through?
Just for moral support,
I'm gonna give this dog a ten out of ten
'cause I feel like it needs the self-confidence.
(children cheering)
(laughs)
Look at this tiny baby.
Aw, he doesn't even know.
He doesn't even know that it's on his head,
9.5 out of ten.
(children cheering)
I feel like this dog would protect me.
If I gotta choose any dog to protect my family,
this is the dog I want, ten out of ten.
(children cheering)
Oh, he's so cozy.
I wish I was this dog.
(children cheering)
Look, it's, like, doing the taco tongue,
ten out of ten dog.
(children cheering)
Look how loving its eyes look.
Those are some beautiful eyes.
They're like gold, ten out of ten dog.
I want to be friends with this dog.
(children cheering)
Look at him, he doesn't understand what's happening.
He's like, "Hey, let's take a selfie."
And he's like, "What?"
Amazing, 9.8 out of ten.
This dog is literally me from the start of this video,
literally, my hair at the beginning of this.
He's loving his life.
(painfully laughs) Oh, my god.
Why is your tongue so big, little man?
Ten out of ten, beautiful baby.
(children cheering)
I don't know how long I've had this in my hair.
I can't remember.
(shushing)
There you go.
Sometime you just gotta be gentle with it.
I guess I'm gonna wash this off now.
(water running)
Oh my god, the mess here, oops.
(rhythm and blues music)
See, now, looks fine with my eyebrows.
You guys calm down.
I leave it in for two minutes.
O'kay, this time we're gonna time it.
By that I mean looking at the clock.
Think it's time to wash this stuff out.
All done, zing.
Hey, so this is the next day.
I like it.
If you don't like it, I don't care.
Thanks for watching, bye.
(jazzy ambient music)