- It feels like somebody else
is picking out one of my boogers for me.
Feet are the main course today.
- [Keith] Oh!
(Ned laughs)
- And Daddy's hungry! (laughs)
(group laughs)
(upbeat music)
We're here at Base Coat Salon in downtown Los Angeles.
What a beautiful place!
It looks like Ariel designed this place.
This is right up her alley.
- My name is Mariah Garcia,
and I work for Base Coat Nail Salon.
- What is a pedicure?
- Sort of a facial for your feet.
- Feet facials!
Whoa! (laughs)
- Ooh, these are fun.
I don't think my feet will fit in those little things.
I have been getting pedicures a little bit this last year.
It's awesome!
- I've never gotten a pedicure.
I don't even know how often I clip my toenails.
Like once a month?
- [Keith] When you're a hard-at-work husband, a dad,
you need some me-time,
and who better to give him some time than me, Keith?
- We're getting pedicures, bitch!
- All right, Mr. Ned,
let's see what we're working with here today.
How you doing?
I'm gonna be your podiatrist.
- [Ned] Is that what it's called?
Good morning.
- [Keith] Good morning.
- [Ned] How're you doing today?
- I'm doing great.
- Great. - Yeah.
(birds chirping) - Me, too.
- Great, I'm so sorry, how are you?
- We're gonna be giving the pedicures,
but we wanna see an expert. - How it's done.
- Yeah, to demonstrate your skills,
you're gonna give a pedicure to our PA Sam.
- [Keith] Sam, have you ever had a pedicure?
(Keith and Ned laugh)
- It's perfect!
- I imagine Ned's feet are fucked up. (laughs)
- [Ned] My left toe has been bruised several times.
- [Keith] Oh wow, oh my god!
(laughs) What the hell is that?
- Soccer's a pretty rough game on your feet.
Who knew?
- Any pain anywhere?
- No. (laughs)
- I'm just making sure.
So, once we're done, you're gonna grade
our entire foot job.
(Ned laughs)
- Or foot facial, yes.
- Loser buys a round of nail polish for the table.
What a relaxing spa day competition.
- [Keith] So, step one of a pedicure.
- Feet go in water,
now we're gonna add in our pink Himalayan salt soak,
soften the skin.
- [Keith] Oh, yeah.
- Ooh, I do feel the salt, it's immediately more slippery.
- If a client has, or if either of you have
a nail color on, we would remove it.
We clean and disinfect all of our tools,
so they're clean for every person.
- Suddenly, it's a dentist's office.
- [Keith] It's on a tray and everything!
- [Mariah] Bring one foot out, we're gonna dry it off,
'cause we don't want feet getting cold.
- Have your right foot please?
Oh my god, this is such a big foot! (laughs)
Keith's feet are 13-wide.
That's five sizes bigger than my feet!
Wow.
- And then we do some basic maintenance,
so trimming, filing, push back those cuticles.
- Oh, I love cutting the big toe.
Oh, wow, what a thick nail!
Whoa, it's thick!
- What do I do here?
- [Mariah] There you go.
- Oh, that's so smooth!
Oh yeah, Ned.
It's crazy.
Look at that cuticle push.
- Cuticle push.
Oh, I see, your cuticles just kinda push back.
That's a juicy shot.
That's what the people are coming here for.
- It's like I'm pulling back the covers on the bed!
- It's like there's a whole duvet on each of my toes.
- [Keith] Oh my god, look at it, my tool is disappearing
into the skin of your toe!
- [Ned] Oh, it's a little deep.
- We're just kinda gonna clean up.
- [Keith] Oh yeah, I'm excited for that.
- [Ned] No, ew!
- [Keith] Yes!
Oh yes, told you, it's so much gunk!
Ned!
The gunk on this boy!
- I got goopy feet.
Oh, look at that, the gunk's just coming right off.
- Oh yeah, wow, gunk-free toes.
- [Ned] Gunk-free toes.
- This is my favorite part of the facial,
when they just buff away your face.
(Ned and Keith laugh)
(Ned singing)
- It's kinda ticklish.
- Little tickle-y?
- So, what do you normally do
when you're getting a pedicure?
- I'm with Becky, so Becky and I chat,
we talk about our plan for the rest of the day.
Sometimes I have champagne, sometimes I have water,
sometimes I have coffee.
- We forgot rosé!
Can we get some rosé please?
- Oh, wow!
- Oh my goodness, thank you!
Hey cheers! - Cheers!
(glasses clink)
Careful, my foot stuff's
gonna be flying all over the place down there.
It's like Try Wives Wine Time over here.
Try Husbands Wine Time.
- Try Husbands Wine Time.
(audience cheers)
- So, his foot is damp,
so this, we're just gonna, where he has dead skin.
- The foot itself, not the nails?
- [Mariah] No, the heel.
- [Keith] Oh yeah, look at all that foot stuff!
Whoa, it's raining feet!
- [Sam] Who wants some Parmesan?
- [Keith] Sam!
Your feet, bro!
- [Ned] It's a snow storm!
- I would close schools for this wet stuff.
I can't wait 'til we do this to each other.
Oh, wow! (laughs)
- [Ned] You are snowing up a storm right here.
- [Keith] Dude, I see the snow.
(jazz music)
(Ned coughs) What happened?
- I think I inhaled some of your foot goobers.
(Ned groans)
(Ned coughs)
Yeah, easy!
- Okay, my bad.
- [Ned] I wanna keep some of it.
- Got a little carried away.
Oh, this heel, though.
Look at this go!
Oh yeah.
Oh my god, what the hell is this?
- My ankles are shaped weird,
so I get a callus on the back of my ankle.
- Feel like I'm working under a car.
(Ned laughs)
How do I even work on this?
Like this?
- [Mariah] Now, we're gonna do the sugar scrub.
- That's 100% delicious and edible, right?
- I don't recommend it.
Spa products that we use are non-toxic, plant-based,
so technically, yes.
- [Keith] Wait, really?
- [Mariah] Yes!
- So, this is also like a taste test video.
- [Mariah] So again, like your face, like a facial,
you'd get a nice fine exfoliation
to remove and soften that dead skin.
(Sam sighs)
(Keith laughs)
- We're gonna get in here.
(Ned sighs)
Oh yeah, how's that feel?
- The sugar scrub is delightful.
- What's good about this is
the sugar actually goes into your skin,
makes your toes a little more candied.
I used to keep a sugar scrub in my shower.
I would use it for my scalp.
And it was funny, 'cause sometimes, the little bit of sugar
would trickle down my face, get in my mouth.
Delicious.
All the sugar everywhere.
You wanna dunk them in my foot water?
- Yeah.
(Mariah laughs)
Oh, it's so warm.
- [Mariah] So now, we're just gonna do the nice massage,
five minutes each foot,
with our body cream. - Each foot?
- [Ned] Right up the calf!
So, you're getting pretty high up there, huh?
- [Mariah] Yeah, I just go about here.
- Oh, okay.
- [Keith] I'm excited now.
You say you're good at foot massages.
- No, I said I like foot massages.
- (laughs) Oh, I see.
- Oh, wow.
- Let's get it up on the calves, just so it's there,
so it gets moisturizer all spread out.
These calf muscles, I know they're always running.
- [Ned] But why?
- What are you running from? - What am I running from?
- [Keith] This is the best part,
because you're just doing what you know.
'Cause how could you have learned from her
in that brief explanation with Sam?
Gonna come up through this right there,
work through that, oh, nice.
Nice, we're gonna go back through the center.
- Oh, such a good foot massage.
- Oh, nice.
Gonna put my fingers between your toes.
Just gonna put my fingers right between them.
- [Ned] Wasn't sure that I liked it, but now I do.
- Just gonna grab a toe.
(mouth pops)
You think when you become a husband,
you become better at foot massages, just in that moment?
- I think so. - Like when you level up
as a Pokemon, and suddenly, you just learn a new skill?
Like you're in the Matrix.
- I think so. - You're like,
teach me how to do a foot massage.
- I know kung fu.
- [Mariah] All right, we're ready for fun now.
(gasps) Yay!
- [Ned] Whoa!
- Careful!
Back on your tiny chair!
- We're gonna start with our base coat.
So, it just acts as like a double-sided tape
to help the nail color stick better,
but it's a blue-green tint
to neutralize any yellowing on the nail.
And then, we finish up with an awesome
custom-formulated color.
We've got 108 colors to choose from.
- Does it stop at colors, or can we do designs?
How advanced can we be today?
- We've got nail art.
- I want feet filled with eyeballs.
I want every toe.
- With eyeballs.
- Like me, I'm gonna paint the eye.
- [Mariah] Yep, free-hand.
- I kinda want my nails to be funky, fun, fresh.
- That's what you want on your toes?
- Well, I don't know,
I don't really want paint at all on my toes,
but if I'm gonna go for it,
I might as well fucking go for it, right?
- All right, we're putting in--
- Oh my god, that is hot pink!
- It's called Treat Yourself.
- Treat Yo-Self.
Any tips for applying nail polish?
- Just go for it, bro.
Base coat!
(electronic music)
Ooh, I got it all over your toe.
- Wait, what?
- Right when I started.
(electronic music)
Oh, this is hot.
- Really? - Yeah.
Oh, be careful!
- [Mariah] Ned, that's so good.
- [Keith] Is he doing well?
- [Mariah] Yeah, he's not getting any on your skin.
- Wow.
- I would love, at the end of this,
if I could go home and surprise my wife with a pedicure.
Is that possible?
- Yes!
- Really?
And improve our marriage!
- Yeah!
Oh, it's not good.
Oh, it's really not good.
- What's happening down there?
What's happening?
I don't know what's happening--
- You're making me laugh, and I'm doing worse!
- [Ned] These are gonna look beautiful.
- [Keith] Yeah, Ned, yes!
- Yes! - Nice!
I'm freaking out, bro, it's everywhere!
How's it look so bad?
- It sounds like it went really well.
(hands clapping)
- Okay, all right. (laughs)
- [Ned] Okay, it's time for us to reveal
our brand-new pedicures.
Three, two, one!
Wow, perfect!
- So, Ned got Treat Yo-Self, our neon pink.
I see it, Keith, I see where you were going with this.
- A taste of the '80s.
- [Mariah] There's contrast, creativity,
and again, A for effort.
- But what would be the actual score
if effort wasn't a factor?
- I'll give you a C.
- Wow, that's average, that means average,
and I'll take it!
This is Ned's finest work.
Three, two, one. (gasps)
Ooh!
- [Mariah] Keith did some cute little eyeballs.
Totally fun.
- [Keith] And I think you did a really good job
actually painting my nails.
- Yep, he's got Fig and Yarrow on his other toe,
so it's a nice, sheer, natural color.
I'd give that one a good C-plus.
- Yeah, wow! - Congratulations.
- We both passed, thank you, oh, wow.
- All right, and the winner gets to choose a product,
remember? - Oh, that's right,
I'm gonna buy something for you!
- Ooh!
Something for me is really something for Ariel.
- Mm-hmm.
So, what would Ariel like?
- There are so many wonderful colors to choose from,
but if I had to choose one,
it's gonna be the motto of the store,
the one that I put on my own feet,
Treat Yo-Self!
- And now, I feel like I could at least
give a good foot massage to Becky.
Treat wives' selves. - Treat wife-self.
(upbeat music)
- [Keith] They should have one that's really for bros.
'Sup, guys, we're gonna work on your feet today.
We're gonna clear off some of the dead skin,
get it real fresh for you, show your ladies,
show your ladies your nice feet.
- Grab a can of Natty. (laughs)
- Sounds like a blast.
- It sounds like a very good business opportunity.