oh my gosh hey kid it's me the Easter Bunny
I, I, I can't believe it see every Easter I come hippity hop it
in with my basket of goodies Oh Easter bunny I'm so excited to see you
I've been so good this year it's okay Addie, you don't have to play along I know
you know that it's really me I know that it's really you the Easter Bunny I don't
know we saw this in a store and Tommy thought it would be a good idea I don't
know I brought you some eggs eggs delight flags the symbol of life itself
here's your eggs kid oh he's the bunny that was extra exciting not that a bunch
of eggs dumped over my head isn't the best gift that a girl could ever get but
is there anything else in that basket oh yeah sure
Mountain Dew and Easter bunny that brings Mountain Dew this is the best day
ever oh wait there's more in here it's beautiful don't you want like some
chocolate or peeps or something but why would I want that when I could get a
spatula and not do but dare I asked for more hmm let me see if I have anything
else in here hmm hey oh my gosh is that a shoe a shoe from the Easter
Bunny yeah it's pretty hard to believe do you know what I'm gonna do with this
shoe do you know what I'm gonna do with this shoe weren't gonna throw it at me
are you I'm gonna wear it and hop around like an Easter bunny are you patronizing
me
wow that was pretty impressive Wow Easter Bunny this is the best Easter
ever but wait there's more tada a paper towel roll a paper towel for my
Easter Bunny Easter Bunny where'd you go I didn't disappear just cuz I covered my
eyes you know Oh Easter Bunny you're so silly oh wait
there's something else voila a giant crescent wrench you know
how hard these are to find not very hard you're just look in your basket and
there it is I can use this to grasp things Easter Bunny do you know what
this means that you can grasp things yeah how'd you know that you don't get
to be the Easter Bunny by being dumb yeah how do you get to be the Easter
Bunny anyway it's about 90-percent costume kid Oh Easter bunny do you have
anything else for me hmm how about a printer cartridge a printer
cartridge is there ink in it nothing but the best best Easter ever oh wait
there's one more thing an ice scraper do you know how much times I see mommy and
daddy scraping ice off the car and I thought maybe I maybe one day one day
you're gonna get an ice scraper of your very own dream big kid dream big Oh
Easter Bunny you've made this Easter so very very special and isn't that why
it's all about no there's like a whole feel logical aspect to Easter that
you're completely ignoring Easter Bunny you're so funny
wait I'm not supposed to leave without doing my Easter Bunny dance and Easter
Bunny dance such a rare treat such a privilege
Easter Easter here we go Easter answer that's all the way now
again again again No
Oh Easter Bunny you're so talented and so wise yeah I guess I am I suppose
you'll be visiting all the other children to delight them as well uh addy
you really don't think that I'm you know see Oh Easter Bunny how'd you change
your fur color this isn't fur it's hair and I'm not but
don't say it don't say it don't say it seriously
this kids in denial well well Easter Bunny don't let me hold you up you can
go hopping along Easter Bunny you forgot your basket yeah you can keep it kid
I'll get another one the Easter Bunny let me have his magic basket of infinity
right basket of infinity it's not a basket I bought at a crafts store at all
totally I am never going to part with this all right kid bye-bye Wow look at
all this Easter stuff hey Addie who are you talking to
oh hi join the Easter Bunny was just here really the Easter Bunny was here
that's pretty cool what did he look like oh you know tall white fur that
sometimes turned to brown fur for no reason hmm sounds a little familiar
wait a minute join I have a question about the way you're dressed what's
wrong with the way I'm dressed now I'm sorry for a second I thought
that was my shirt yeah common mistake
happy Easter everybody yeah happy Easter everybody oh so very very special and
that's all it's over oh wait there's something else eggs