- Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville
and this is belt sander skates.
(belt sanders whirring)
(laughing)
Okay, let's try that again.
(upbeat music)
- What's up, kids? - Hey, how's it goin'?
- How are you gettin' in? - Up those stairs.
Following it around to the front
and then there's this trashcan I'll go into.
- [Man] It's gonna look like a murder scene, dude.
(rock music)
(yelling)
- [Woman] Oh, my God.
- [Man] Stay down, stay down.
Hey, stop that guy.
(indistinct)
- [Brandon] Don't touch me, I'm diabetic.
(dog barking)
Don't touch me.
(dog barking)
- [Man] What the hell you doin' down here?
- I can't believe you came walking through here.
- [Man] Yeah, I saw the cops and I just U turned.
They're dealing with a storm over there.
(chuckling)
- My name's Roller Bobby and I'm about to fight some crime.
(upbeat music)
- [Woman] Mind the gap.
(chuckling)
(sirens blaring)
- [Roller Bobby] No jaywalking.
Wait for the green.
Don't even think about going, it's a red light.
You know the law, ma'am, no crossing on the red.
(chuckling)
Yeah!
All right, it's okay, come on.
Come on.
You all, all right.
Halt, halt!
You know the law.
All right.
(yelling)
Making sure no trouble goes down here at the skate park.
- [Officer] Go on and show us what you can do.
(upbeat music)
- Jaywalking.
- I'm gonna go try out Dimitri's belt sander skates.
(light music)
- Okay, we're testing. - We're testing.
(belt sanders whirring)
(chuckling)
- This is real budget even for us.
- He looks confident.
- Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville
and this is belt sander skates.
(belt sanders whirring)
(laughing)
Okay, let's try that again.
- [Man] Bend the knees like a top ski pro.
(belt sanders whirring)
(light music)
(groaning)
- Oh, I need help.
- [Man] Wee Man.
- Heel up your toes.
Wait up, you are so caught in this.
- Whoa.
(belt sanders whirring)
Damn.
- This is quarter inch drywall, probably a better surface
for the sand skates, sander skates.
(belt sanders whirring)
(chuckling)
- [Wee Man] Stay low.
(chuckling)
- I'm going to belt sand skate
down this whole piece of drywall.
- [Man] Okay.
(belt sanders whirring)
- There you go. - Yeah!
(chuckling)
Yeah, that was it.
- That's the best I can do.
- This is the human tricycle.
(upbeat music)