- None of these made any sense to me,
but neither do teenagers.
- Graphic tees are mostly impulsive buys, I would say,
and I don't trust my instinct on those.
- I think if you have a fun personality,
what better way to show it than with a t-shirt.
- They're 99% stupid,
but I think they're fun in general.
- "Falling in love kills creativity."
- That is the biggest, bold-faced lie I've ever heard.
- They just took buzz words.
It was like "love", "creativity".
- "Kills". - [Woman in Stripes] "Kills".
Put it together, bam.
- Yeah, this is the shirt of a Lyft driver
who's got a great screenplay you need to read.
- I just don't get it.
It doesn't offend me, I just don't really understand it.
- Also, case in point, Taylor Swift.
You're welcome.
- "Yes, I'm an actual cat, meow.
"Now please go away."
- Nothing about this makes sense.
- Cats don't wear t-shirts.
- Oh, this I would wear.
- Are you-- - [Gaby] Oh yeah.
- These are the times when I question
my friendship with Gaby.
- I mean, you're not an actual cat.
You're a child or a woman.
- I think there's a hidden meaning though.
Like, "Yes, I'm an actual cat."
There's gotta be something else there.
- Yeah, like drugs probably.
- Is this a response to cat-calling shirt?
Because I might kinda like it.
- "My commute is better than yours."
- I should take this shirt
'cause my commute is better than everybody's.
- Bragging.
- What?
It's not even a good jab.
- It's such a bizarre thing to brag about.
It's kind of like saying,
"I have great water pressure at my house."
It doesn't make any sense.
- You know who wears this?
Someone riding a bicycle.
- Oh.
- Someone must've spelled this wrong.
Or they tried to use a thesaurus to get a different word.
- It's a code word.
It's drugs, my drugs are better than yours.
- You think commute is a drug?
- "Stop following me."
Okay.
Get over yourself. - [Gaby] Right?
I'm not following you.
If I happen to be going the same way,
it's because maybe we want the same food.
- I know guys that when they were teenagers
would just make a day of it to follow girls.
- What?
- Is that weird?
- [Together] Uh.
- They hang out at the mall,
and if they see girls they know, they would follow them.
- Oh, well, then this shirt is perfect for that situation.
- If someone's following you IRL,
you need to not wear a t-shirt.
- Also, stalking isn't funny.
- It's true.
I've been told that by many people.
- I do judge people on their graphic tees, I'm realizing.
Totally do.
- We should not hang out.
- You wanna wear a crop top that says you're a cat
and wear long sleeves, go for it.
- I think when it comes to graphic tees, less is more
'cause we liked the one with just three words
and that was it.
- I think that people should be able
to express themselves however they want,
but not with t-shirts with writing on them.
- Forever 21 could up their game on the positivity level.
- Hire us to write your t-shirts.
- Yeah, I would write t-shirts with sayings on them.
- Forever 21, hire us to write your t-shirts.
What's an idea for a t-shirt right now?
- "I have nothing important to say."
- [Gaby] And then that's on the shirt?
- Yeah, so people don't even bother to talk to you.