-Anyone out here watching this new show, "House of Dragons"?
[ Cheering and applause ]
I am the biggest "Game of Thrones" fan.
I love their new show and I got to tell you,
I love that they're including Black characters,
but, to be honest, the Black characters, um,
they take me out of it a little bit with the --
it's that blonde hair and the old-time accents.
It's a little jarring.
You're like, "Where are these people from?"
You know what I mean?
And then they're coming out
with Season 2, I guess, soon
and, somehow, Lorne Michaels arranged a sneak peek
of Season 2 of "House of Dragons."
Exclusive, so, check it out.
[ Cheering and applause ]
[ "House of the Dragon" theme song plays ]
-Before we go to war with Kings Landing,
we must know who our true allies are.
-These represent all of our possible alliances, Your Grace.
-Thank you, Daemon.
-And I've prepared this family tree
so we know who the hell everyone is.
-Yes, because our names are insane and sound identical.
-I've also prepared a chart of who's having sex with whom
and, weirdly enough, it's the same as the family tree.
-You have a visitor, Your Grace.
[ Door opens ] Lord of the Tides,
the Sea Snake himself, Corlys Velaryon.
-Lord Corlys, this is a most welcome surprise.
Where have you come from?
-The Matrix.
Just kidding.
-You must've been at sea a long time, then.
-Oh, of course.
This is where my people are most comfortable, the ocean.
Yeah, we especially love being on ships!
Never have any concerns with ships
or what might happen to us on ships.
-Have you come alone?
-Oh, no, no, I brought my granddaughters,
Baela and Rhaena.
-Greetings, Your Grace.
-So happy to have traveled 40 days by ship
in this ball gown, Your Grace.
-It's wonderful to see you since you are betrothed
to my nephew/stepsons Jace and Luke.
-Yes, I look at my future husband, and I think,
he is definitely going to satisfy me sexually.
-Mm-hmm. -And to what do we owe
the honor of your visit, Lord Corlys?
-Yeah, well, you know, I know that you in need of allies
now that your father has died.
-Died? [ Groans ]
-Oh, my God, man.
What is happening with your face?
-The doctor says it's nothing.
Just a little cough
and my skin melted and my eye fell out.
-Well, I found you some new allies
from even further-away lands
that have come to pay their respects to the true queen.
-Well, well, well.
Good to see you, Your Grace.
Cousin Daemon, well, I haven't seen you in a long time.
How does it feel to have sex with your niece?
Yuck. -This whole family looks like
the sun took a look and said, "No, thank you."
[ Laughs ] -Your Majesty,
looks like you got a case of the monkey pox.
-[ Laughs ]
-You're going to die any minute, ain't you?
-Yeah, yeah.
-Well, if it isn't our cousin, light-skinned Larry Targaryen.
-[ Chuckles ] Silky, your hoes are so old
their titties give powdered milk.
-You look like E.T. when they dressed him up for Halloween.
-Ha. -Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
all that was hateful, man.
-Your Jheri curls are getting a little dry.
-That's that dragon spray.
-More visitors approach.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Pardon me, Your Grace,
but I think your penis just fell off.
If you don't want it anymore, can I keep it?
Might be able to get some money for that.
-Who is this foul man?
-I came here for some dragon rocks.
I'm down to my last one.
-What the hell is going on here?
-You mind if I, um, get a light?
Dracarys.
-Be gone, all of you.
-Oh, no, there's more.
-I'm one of the baddest mother [bleep] Westeros has ever seen.
One of the best singers and one of the best dancers, too.
I'm Aegon Targaryen, bitch, rider of dragons.
I heard you like to ride lizards.
Want to ride mine, Your freaking Majesty?
-[ Roars ]
-Take me to Flea Bottom so I can check on my hoes.
-What up, Tar?
I got a dragon now.
-[Bleep] No, dragon.
[Bleep] No, dragon.
[ Siren chirps ] -Good God, it's the police.
What are they doing all the way up here?
No matter how high I fly,
they always find you, don't they?