Part 43 … thats not a typo.
We don't mean part 3, or 34 … no, this is actually the top 10 dumbest tweets part 43.
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Starting off at number 10 -There is evidence that dinosaurs dissappeared merely because
humans hunted them to extinction, not because of a meteor strike- … is there?
Where is this evidence that humans were running around throwing spears at dinosaurs?
Was it - the flintstones?
Is that your evidence?
They use the flintstones in history classes in dumb twitter land, its pretty sad really
…
Next up at number 9 -Windmills are used to keep the cows cool- ALL hashtag learn something
new, windmills, cows, cool, knowladge … this is the mot important piece of knowladge youll
hear today.
Of course, a lot of cows have upgraded to win turbines now, its a lot easier for them
to keep cool and they don't need batteries, you can just charge them.
I don't know.
I don't know guys.
At number 8 now were talking about these things, globes.
-I want a life size globe- … really?
Some people want a life size toy or a life size car, but you want a life size globe?
That would just be, the Earth.
Youd just have a whole Earth.
Where are you gonna put that Earth?
Its not gonna fit in your wardrobe is it.
Come on, be reasonable here.
Moving on to number 7 -Austria and Australia are the same thing!
Austria is like the nickname- … poor Australia.
Weve had so many dumb tweets about Australia, I apologize to our Australian viewers.
Austria and Australia are very different things.
Like, New England and England.
New Mexico and Mexico.
Dumb Twitter and Logic.
See.
Next up at number 6 were asking -Are kiwis mammals … like the fruit not the bird- … what?!
I can totally understand someone asking this about Kiwis as in the birds I mean look at
them, they look kinda furry, I can see why someone might think they are mammals - but
the fruit?
How do you think this fruit is a mammal?
Its fruit.
Thats how you know its not a mammal.
If its a fruit, its probably not a mammal.
Probably.
Coming in at number 5 -Ive always wondered how does the Earth know how long a year takes?-
… this took me a moment, theyre asking how does the Earth know to go around the sun exactly
once a year.
Well, it doesnt.
We just call that time a year.
Next theyll be asking how does the Earth know to get warm during Summer?
Does it have an app?
Pfff …
Next up at number 4 -I hate when you go to the eye doctor they have to dial ate your
eyes and you cant see crap- .. dial ate.
Dial ate.
Yeah they literally have to give your eyes a quick ring and then eat them.
I know this is just a mistake, I don't wanna be too hard on them - maybe all the crap in
their eyes is getting to their brain.
Wow, that was mean.
I apologise.
Lets move on to our number 3 and were asking -How do they grow cheese- … on er, on cheese
treese.
Yeah.
In the autumn, all the cheese just drops right off them.
Its an amazing sight.
This persons gonna freak out when they hear about cows …
At number 2 -I wondered like okay, dogs cant talk, so do they have brains like, yes, they
walk, but its because were telling them to walk.
Just like if I were to tell my computer to turn off, it would turn off.
Like it doesnt mean my computer has a brain, do you know what I mean?- ………. No, youve
lost me.
Dogs have brains, Im not sure if you do.
Its a good job that humans are around to tell dogs to walk otherwise they wouldnt be able
to move … what is going on in this video.
This is a new level of absolute nonsense.
And finally at number 1 now -Why is everyone saying humans are fucked if we ever get in
a war with robots?
Like just throw a cup of water on them lol- … genius.
Where was this person during the terminator movies?
You don't need guns, explosions and technology to bring down an army of robots - just throw
a small cup of water on them.
It works with a lot of phones right?
Also we should put them in microwaves, that will work too.
Yep.
Another one down, a few more to go till part 50?
Maybe?
If were still going for the #roadto50?
Im not even gonna ask if you wanna go past that yet.
Were gonna sit down at part 50 and have a big hard look at our lives because well be
half way to 100 by then and thats just ridiculous.
But this whole series is ridiculous and I guess we all kinda like it that way, thanks
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