- "He can't see without his glasses!"
- (boy) Happy Valentine's Day, Ma. - (sigh heavily)
- It's just so sweet.
♪ (dramatic chord) ♪
- (FBE) Today, we're going to do something
that we've done with the YouTube couples before,
and it's a challenge. - Okay.
- It's not Try Not to Cry, right?
- Oh, you're gonna make us cry?
No!
- (FBE) And you might need these.
- Is it like the crying challenge? - Try Not to Cry?
- Ooh. - I'm a crier.
- No! - Come on. Come on. No.
- Oh, that's not a good idea for me. - She's not gonna--
I will win, and she will cry.
- Oh no. Your makeup.
- Oh, boy. I just put on all this eyeliner.
- Part of me is like, "Oh, I really don't want to cry."
But then a part of me is like,
"Man, I'll look like a real jerk if I don't cry."
- You never know what we're gonna watch.
- Yeah. - Maybe we won't cry.
- That's true.
- But I'm just gonna take one just in case.
(both chuckle)
- (FBE) So after each video, whether or not it made you cry,
we're gonna have you rate each on a scale of 1 to 5
based on how emotional you thought they were.
- Okay.
- Okay. - I hope they're ones we've seen before.
If it's animal ones, it's over.
(gunfire)
- Oh, I've seen this.
- Oh! - Haven't seen it.
- Oh, I love this short. - You've seen it?
- Yeah.
- (mom) Hey, sweetie. Sorry I got home so late.
I got... - (boy) Mom!
- That is me and you. I'm the mom.
- (chuckles)
- (mom) Why don't you stop playing
and open the present I got for you? (phone ringing)
- Hmm. Is it a puppy?
- Please let it be a dog. - No, please let it not be a dog,
because I don't want to cry.
Oh, damn it, it's a dog.
- Is it a puppy?!
- I'm not ready for this. - Oh my god, it's gonna be a pu--
AAH!
- (gasps)
- (boy) Cool! - No way.
- (boy) Hmm?
- Oh, he's got a little nub.
(boy groans) - What?
(dog grunts) - (gasps)
- (boy) You gotta be kidding me. - No.
- How can you say no to that?
♪ (chipper music) ♪
- This makes me-- - It's already making me emotional.
- So freaking cute.
- Oh, we have one of those. - We sure do.
- (boy) Hmm?
- (gasps)
- I love dogs.
Look at him. He's so cute.
- That's so cute. - Oh.
- It looks a lot like a healthier, less fat version of our dog.
- Oh God, I love dogs! Even animated ones.
- (boy) Hmm.
(dog barks) - (both) Oh.
- Aww.
(dog barks) They're twins.
- No. - Opens the door.
- Oh God, I just got goosebumps.
- (boy) Mom, we'll be outside! - Was not expecting that.
- That's pretty sweet. - That is real sweet.
- (chuckles) - That's cute.
- That's so sweet.
- Now I can understand him a little bit more.
- Yeah.
- (FBE) So after watching the first video,
where do you rank it on the emotional scale?
- 1.
- A 4.
It was super sweet.
- 2. - 1 for me.
- Only 'cause you've already seen it.
- I think 'cause it was a cartoon for me, it was a 2.
- I was gonna say-- - 3.
- I was gonna say 1 and 1/2 to 2.
- Yeah. - It was super emotional for me.
- I give it a 2.
- I give it 2.
- Tugs the heartstrings, but I'm not crying.
- 2. - I would do the same.
- 3. - I was just gonna say 3.
- A 3.
- Yeah, 3.
- 3.
- I also would have to say this is about a 3 for me,
because it's emotional but in a positive...
- Mm-hmm, doesn't bring me down. - ...heartwarming way.
- 4. - On the emotional scale, 4.
On the cry scale, obviously ze dryness. - Draft, draft.
♪ (sweeping orchestral music) ♪
- (E.T.) Come. - Oh, E.T.
- E.T.
- I love this movie.
Oh, this is the worst part.
- No, this scared me so much as a kid.
- (chuckling) - I hated E.T.
- (E.T.) Ouch. - You know I love aliens.
- He needs to go home. It's okay, Elliott.
- (Elliott) Ouch.
- It sucks seeing kids cry.
- (slow croaking) - Elliott. Elliott.
- Aw.
- Have you seen this movie? - No.
- She has no idea what's going on. - (laughs)
- Wow.
- Mm.
- Drew! (gasps)
Aw. - (chuckles)
- Little Drew. - Little Drew.
- Little Drew's so sad, but E.T.'s gonna be fine.
♪ (orchestral swelling) ♪
- Oh.
- (E.T.) I'll be... right here.
- Oh. - Did you cry?
- Just-- I started to. - Oh my gosh.
- (Elliott) Bye. - Goodbye.
- (sighs) That was an easy one.
- We did long distance for a while.
- Yeah. - Australia to United States.
- Our goodbyes was the worst.
- I would give that like a 1. - I'm giving it a 1 as well.
- But if I were in my kid-version self, I would've given it a 4.
But I'm just not there.
- 0.
- He made me laugh through it, so I'm gonna have to give it a 1.
- 1. - Yeah, I'd say a 1.
- I'm gonna go for 1,
just because I don't really remember the movie.
- (both) That's a 1. - E.T.'s a great movie.
But that-- that's happy.
- 2.
- 2. - Not very emotional.
- 4.
- I would say 3 for me.
- That's emotional because I hate goodbyes.
- It's a 2 for me, Bob.
- It's a sweet moment.
It's a very important moment and everything like that.
But I'm also gonna go a 1 or a 2,
because I can't help but imagine all the people
who had their arms up in E.T.,
pulling wires and moving stuff around.
- For a lot of people that grew up with that movie...
- Yeah. - ...they're super attached to it.
But I would have to give it a 1.
- Me too. - I'm not super attached to it.
- I gotta watch it again. - Yeah.
- We are here to...
- (gasps) Oh, My Girl.
- (gasps) Oh my god.
- Not this movie.
- Oh no. No! Not My Girl!
- Idiot, assholes. - We used to send this clip
to each other and laugh.
- (minister) We are here to honor Thomas James Sennett.
Jesus said, "Let the children come to me."
- It's such a beautiful movie.
- (minister) "Do not hinder them,
for the Kingdom of God belongs to such as these."
He laid his hands on their heads before he left that place.
Let us pray... - (emotionally) Oh.
- (minister) ...in silence.
- (Vada) Wanna go tree climbing, Thomas J? - Oh, it's a kid.
- (Vada) His face hurts, and where is his glasses?
- "He can't see without his glasses!"
Oh jeez.
- (Vada) He can't see without his glasses! - (sighs sadly)
- (Vada) Put his glasses on! - Aw.
- (Vada) Put on his glasses! - Oh my gosh.
- (Vada) He was gonna be an acrobat.
- (Harry) He's gone, sweetheart.
He's gone. - (Vada) Get away, get away.
(heavy breaths) - Oh.
- 'Kay, that one's a good one.
- Little bit more, you might've had me.
- Are you crying? - There was a wetness.
- There was a wetness. Am I wet?
- Oh, yours looks like a full tear.
- That's from My Girl, right?
- Yeah, it's from My Girl. - Okay.
He gets stung to death by bees. Right? - Oh my gosh! Spoilers!
- He's-- we just saw him in an effing coffin! I'm sorry!
- I just imagined the part where the director goes,
"All right, Macaulay.
Now just close your eyes. Pretend you're dead."
- 1 as well. - I'd give it a 1.
- 4 just to have some heart. - I'm gonna go with 3.
- That one's a 4.
- Context matters.
Without the context, for me, it's a 3.
- That was a 3 for me. - That was a 2 for me.
It's clips, I think.
If I saw the whole thing, I'd probably cry.
- I have to give that probably a 1. - That's a 5.
- A 5? - Oh.
- Well, a 1 on the tearful,
a 5 on the hilarious scale. - On the hilarious scale.
- I'd say it was a 3.
- 4. - Yeah?
- That's like one of my movies when I was a kid.
And I, like-- oh, that one's a good one.
- 3.
- 4... for me.
It's just-- man, that's just so rough with the funeral.
- 2. - Yeah.
I'm gonna go with a 2 too, just because it's death and it's--
- We're so, like--
- I feel like I'm just copying everything you say.
- I would say a 1.
- It's a 3. - It's a 3 for you.
Okay. - Yeah, that's like a [bleep] up thing
to happen to Vada. - It is.
- When I first saw that movie, I was probably nine, eight.
Like, I was like a kid. - Yeah.
- And that's actually probably one of my earliest memories
of crying during a movie.
♪ (somber music) ♪
- Uh-oh, true story.
(man narrating in Filipino)
- Oh, the wind in the hair.
- Jollibee! - Jollibee!
- Don't use my emotions to buy your hamburger commercial.
- (man speaks Filipino) ..."She's the one."
(speaking Filipino)
- That's sweet.
- (chuckles)
- Aw, they're cute.
- (man) I'll be there whenever you need me.
- Aw.
(man speaks Filipino)
- Oh. - Aww.
(man speaks Filipino)
- Aw, that's how I feel about you.
- Oh, that's so nice.
(man speaks Filipino)
- Ohh. - Ohhh!!! No!!!
♪ (sentimental music) ♪
- What?
(man speaks Filipino) - Oh no, he gave her away.
- Oh no.
- Oh. Damn you.
- She married someone else.
- She married that better-looking guy.
- Ohh. - What a-- what!
Whoa, whoa! - Woo!
- What did I say?!
Oh my god. - Friend zone!
Friend zone! - What did I say?
- Oh no.
- (sadly) Ohhhh.
- (man) I'll always be your best friend.
- Ohhh. - Oh.
- That's so sad. - Poor guy. Super friend-zoned.
- Friend-zoned! - (chuckles)
- Aww. - That was cute.
- Dang. - That's not how I wanted that to end.
- Oh, that was so, like, disappointing.
- (gasps) Bub. - Yeah.
You know how much I cried at our wedding.
- Oh my gosh. - Ugh.
- My gosh.
- (gasps) Me, Joey.
Oh gosh. I already feel an attachment.
(man speaking Filipino)
- Gives instructions.
- (emotionally) Oh.
- (Joey) Ma.
- Oh God! I bet their dad died!
Aah!
- No, it's a present.
Oh. - No!
- The father recorded this before he died.
- (dad) Hi, hon. - Oh, did he already die?
- (dad) Happy Valentine's Day. - Aw.
- (dad) Sorry... - That one actually might get me! (giggle)
- (dad) Sorry... (speaking Filipino)
- Oh God!
- Whew! I got goosebumps. - Oh God!
- I got goosebumps!
- Oh! I made it. - Yes!
- No tears fell.
(dad speaking Filipino)
- (sadly) No.
- (Joey) Happy Valentine's Day, Ma. - (heavy sigh)
It's just so sweet.
(dad speaking Filipino)
- I hate when people die.
- That's like the worst Valentine's Day ever.
(laughter)
- You're crying! You did it!
- (laughing) - You guys did it!
- That's really sad, because it's like...
I don't know. We're married now. - Yeah.
- And obviously you don't want anything like that to happen...
- Mm-hmm. - ...to your partner.
- (Joey speaking Filipino)
Ma.
(school bell rings, ambient chatter)
(speaking Filipino)
- Is this his-- his single mother raised him?
(Joey speaking Filipino)
- Aw.
(Joey speaking Filipino)
- That's really sweet.
Is that the same mom?
It's all these chicken commercials.
(Joey speaking Filipino)
- This is a sequel. - A damn sequel to a commercial. I can't!
(mom speaking Filipino)
- Sorry we're so quiet. We're just really invested.
- I-- (cracks up) - We're not reacting very much.
(Joey speaking Filipino)
- Oh.
- Man.
- Oh no, I only just understood the connection in the end.
- (whispering) "But I would rather tell everyone
I'm proud of you."
- Aw, man.
(applause)
- (quietly) Oh. - That was cool.
- That was really cute.
- That was cute.
- Definitely, uh, just continuing the story.
- I wanted to cry for you guys. I really did.
But it just-- I just wasn't feeling it.
- Were you moved?
- To eat some fried chicken, yes. - (exhales)
Boy, do I ever want some fried chicken right now.
The fact that they were a commercial
really took me out of this one.
- (FBE) So overall, what would you rank this series?
- I'd give it a 3.
- I'm gonna give it a 4.
I didn't cry, but it was still--
it did make me feel emotional
because I felt a connection to it.
- 1.
- 5 every time.
- 5.
- Yeah. - Just a little different emotion.
Ugh! What are you guys doing to us? - (laughs)
- 2.
- I'll give it a 2 as well.
- I was taken out of the experience.
'Cause I'm like, "Why is he talking at his graduation?"
- Yeah, absolutely.
- Not everybody gets to speak at their--
like, you know what I mean? - I love that you're thinking that.
Like-- - (laughs)
- It was a 2. - I give it a 2 as well.
They showed the chicken bucket.
And I'm like, "All right, there you go."
- I'd say a 4.
- I'd say a 2.
I'm very intrigued by the bucket of chicken.
- A 3.
- Now that the transparency of the chicken pushing is revealed,
I'm gonna give that a 3. - A 3, okay.
- Yeah. Chicken takes me out of it.
- 3. - 5.
She meant 5. - 3.
- It was just really well-- well executed.
And they're all Filipino.
Represent.
- That was more of like a 2 for me. - Same.
- We're nasty gays.
- No. - Nothing makes us cry.
- It was really fun to have Matthew here.
Because I-- maybe that's the nice thing
about having your partner there.
They're always there to make you smile,
even through emotional moments.
- (FBE) So before you go, can you be honest
and tell us the last time you made your partner cry?
- Probably six months ago.
- For what? Wait, exactly?
- Is this relationship counseling?
- Wait, is this for something serial?
- When we're being sentimental sometimes.
- Yeah, sentimental. It's never bad things.
- Last time I made him cry was our wedding.
- Oh. (sighs)
- He cried the whole day. - That was a disaster.
- I will never forget when you'd text me "good morning"
as I was going to sleep. (laughter)
- We just passed our five-year wedding anniversary.
And sometimes I get emotional
when I think about milestones like that.
(chuckles) - So beautiful.
- I want fried chicken a lot too. We can do it together.
- Thanks so much for watching this episode of YouTubers React.
- Don't forget to subscribe to all these yahoos below.
- Link is in the description.
- (both) Goodbye!
- Hey, what's up, everybody? I'm Dallen.
- And I'm Ethan. Thank you so much for watching this episode
of YouTube Couples React.
Now, Dallen, did you cry while watching this episode?
- I did not. - Oh, me neither.
Looks like we both won the challenge. - Woo! (fingers snap)